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 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Might my sister be living in that village?

No, I may be a deranged, sosiopatic and utterly mercyless artist of pain. But I do not lower myself to dwel amongst the common rabble that is infesting the gaalxy

You are not my sister.

The one that is is under constant guard, I must say.

 Trondheim wrote:
Why yes, I noticed that. please tell me why you almost fell ontop of me

Well, tentacle lady, I was killing an entire village full of Commie-Nazis, Or Tau if you want to be more technical, when I remembered I forgot my helmet. I rocket jumped my way back over here to get it.

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Why yes, I noticed that. please tell me why you almost fell ontop of me

Well, tentacle lady, I was killing an entire village full of Commie-Nazis, Or Tau if you want to be more technical, when I remembered I forgot my helmet. I rocket jumped my way back over here to get it.

I see....While I understand the joys of killing some lesser race and taking enjoyment in their abject horror as you slay them. But why did your hands seem to be more busy feeling up my womanly parts then getting you myself

 Trondheim wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Why yes, I noticed that. please tell me why you almost fell ontop of me

Well, tentacle lady, I was killing an entire village full of Commie-Nazis, Or Tau if you want to be more technical, when I remembered I forgot my helmet. I rocket jumped my way back over here to get it.

I see....While I understand the joys of killing some lesser race and taking enjoyment in their abject horror as you slay them. But why did your hands seem to be more busy feeling up my womanly parts then getting you myself

I was? Well, I guess my hands have minds of their own because I don't remember doing any of that. Or maybe it's all of that toxic water that I was drinking during my deployment in Teufort. Either way, I don't have the slightest idea of what you are talking about.

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Might my sister be living in that village?

No, I may be a deranged, sosiopatic and utterly mercyless artist of pain. But I do not lower myself to dwel amongst the common rabble that is infesting the gaalxy

You are not my sister.

Denial wont save you

But how could you be my sister? You're a Dark Eldar and also I think you're actually a man.

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Might my sister be living in that village?

No, I may be a deranged, sosiopatic and utterly mercyless artist of pain. But I do not lower myself to dwel amongst the common rabble that is infesting the gaalxy

You are not my sister.

Denial wont save you

But how could you be my sister? You're a Dark Eldar and also I think you're actually a man.

Congratzs, you do indeed show a keen mind.

OCC : In case you did not realize it yet, yes to your last questing. Im just staying in characther

I don't think your character is Macha's sister.

seperated at birth, raised by different means. Ended in two very distinct personalities, one getting railed by a human on a regular basis. The other....well spending her time skining people alive and spreading terror

 Trondheim wrote:
seperated at birth, raised by different means. Ended in two very distinct personalities, one getting railed by a human on a regular basis. The other....well spending her time skining people alive and spreading terror

Say what now?

 Trondheim wrote:
seperated at birth, raised by different means. Ended in two very distinct personalities, one getting railed by a human on a regular basis. The other....well spending her time skining people alive and spreading terror

That poor girl.
Getting hit repeatedly with a rod by some pinky must 'ave been embarrassin' for an elf.
Humies don't hit rough enough, afta all.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
seperated at birth, raised by different means. Ended in two very distinct personalities, one getting railed by a human on a regular basis. The other....well spending her time skining people alive and spreading terror

That poor girl.
Getting hit repeatedly with a rod by some pinky must 'ave been embarrassin' for an elf.
Humies don't hit rough enough, afta all.

You take that back! I can crush a man's skull just by landing on him! With my bare feet! That are inside of big heavy boots!

So...only with ur boots den...

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
seperated at birth, raised by different means. Ended in two very distinct personalities, one getting railed by a human on a regular basis. The other....well spending her time skining people alive and spreading terror

That poor girl.
Getting hit repeatedly with a rod by some pinky must 'ave been embarrassin' for an elf.
Humies don't hit rough enough, afta all.

You take that back! I can crush a man's skull just by landing on him! With my bare feet! That are inside of big heavy boots!

Preformance issues is not the end of the world its actualy quite common so dont feel sorry fopr need a bit of help with it.

I suggest taking squigara. It makes soldjas stronga, fasta, 'arda, and last longa on da battlefield.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
I suggest taking squigara. It makes soldjas stronga, fasta, 'arda, and last longa on da battlefield.

I support this notion

What in the name of the great George Washington, 1st President of our great United States and inventor of the peanut, is a squigara?

It makes your "tiny" soldier stay hard, makes him last longer and prevent untimely loss of ridgidness and sadness

My staff has been flying at half mast for awhile. Alright, how much for one? I got a lot of money from fighting all these robots. Can you believe that they actually run off of paper money?

Here, take this special pill custum made just for you. No payment requierd soldier.

Oh yeah! *Eagerly takes pill and eats it*

Have fun now then *takes a few steps backwards

So, how long before this thing kicks in?

Oh it should start working now, you may some....unexpected side effects

Like what? Will my head shrink?

No.....I dont think so, Im not used to making drugs aimed at doing good things to a body

Well, I will be back in a few hours to share the results *Fires rocket at feet and rocket jumps away*

isn't death a common side effect of Dark Eldar drugs?

*Falls back through roof again. Lands face first onto the ground. Rocket launcher hits head before clattering to the floor. Looks up at sing your life* I am Painis Cupcake! I will eat you! *Gives eerie smile*

huh, I wondered when that side effect of fungal growths would kick in. Must have been bin' axel...aksel...ac- oh zog it, made fasta' by that pointy-elf-bloke.
Seem it grew in da noggin' too.

 sing your life wrote:
isn't death a common side effect of Dark Eldar drugs?

Well that mostly happens when give someone a poisoned pill or something else unhealthy. This time I actualy tried to help, although I may have acidently dropped some "creative" ingridents into the mixture.