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I didn't call you over. You were already there.

Don't deny it, Macho.

Otherwise my mood might swing to the angry, kill everything one.

I didn't phone him. I think you are already trying to kill everyone.

Yeah, maggot. All you want me for is my body! I thought we had a connection! But no, it's about sex with you and that's all it's ever been about.

I do admit I'm just looking to have sex. You 'd understand if you were a 1300 year old virgin. But I our relationship won't just end when I get my sex.

How the hell do you remain a virgin for that long?

I bet it had something to do with Eldrad. Or 4chan.

*A box lands at Soldier's feet. He leans over and picks it up.* What's this? *Opens the box. Takes out a letter and a unusual sun beams Team Captain hat* Hey, this letter says if I break up with you I get to keep this hat! Sorry, Macho, but hats are hats. Why don't you go try Port Royal over there?

*Puts on hat and smiles wide*

Who sent you that hat?

Uhh... a player named XxUlthwe4lief420xX did. Why anyone would someone put Hitler's birthday in their Steam ID is beyond me.

This must have been Adolf's doing.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Uhh... a player named XxUlthwe4lief420xX did. Why anyone would someone put Hitler's birthday in their Steam ID is beyond me.

I was told you may call that player "Alpharius".

Don't wear the hat! It will, erm...... Make your shotgun fire backwards. Yep, backwards.

It's a hat. You are honour-bound to wear it.

Hitler is using the soldier honour to make hit wear the hat which will then kill him. I realised it immediately.

 sing your life wrote:
Hitler is using the soldier honour to make hit wear the hat which will then kill him. I realised it immediately.

Who is that? The hat was sent by Alpharius.

You ladies can argue all you want. I am just going to sit here and enjoy my hat.

You won't regret keeping that hat. Because you'll be killed by it, and if you die then you can't regret anything.

Yeah, but at least I'd be wearing an unusual Team Captain for the rest of my life.

It's not worth it, Jane. Listen to me!

Why should I listen to you? For all I know you just want the hat for yourself! Well you can't have it!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Hey! That's my date you're munching on! Stop doing so or else I'll... uhhh... or else... I'll show everyone that awful Godzilla 2000 movie! Then no one will ever take you seriously again!

IC: NO, NOOOOOOO!!!

OOC: NO, NOOOOOOO!!!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Why should I listen to you? For all I know you just want the hat for yourself! Well you can't have it!

You. I like you. You should join the military regiments attached to the Iron Warriors. I'll even promote you. How does General Jan Doe sound?

General, eh? would I be able to send men to their deaths even for my own amusement?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
General, eh? would I be able to send men to their deaths even for my own amusement?

We do that every day.

I would jump on board, as long as we get something done before we die. Unless the Big Bad comes our way. Then we die for the enemy's amusement...

I am still not sure of whether to just nom this annoying little supposedly-MUTO or no.

It's making sounds. It annoys me.

Ah, leave Nacho alone. She isn't hurting anyone. Just trying to get me to stop wearing my hat.

Pew pew pew! It's a Kaiju! Let's reveal its location with our flashlights so that people know where their new overlord is at all times!

That is literally the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Humans....