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Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism.
You should know, you are one! Your disguise does not fool me!

Except I'm not from Terra, so I wouldn't be terrestrial.

She also isn't that massive. Well... she could be but I haven't actually picked up her so I don't know. We also know her name so she is identified.

So, Nachos here is a Small Identified Extraterrestrial Organism. Or SIETO for short.

Who is "Nachos"?

You.

SIETO?

Oh well, close enough.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
You.

My name is Macha. M-A-C-H-A. Please call me by my name.

Gotcha, Macha. I will try to not forget your name this time around.

...

Uh, what was it again? Macho?

You're not even trying to remember my name.

Uhhh.. how about I call you Carol? You look like a Carol to me. Wouldn't you agree, Perturabo?

Sounds like an excellent idea. It'll look nice on the stone.

Carol is ok, but I'd rather you call me by my actual name, not something you made up.

If you say so, Macha, but I think you make a better Carol.

Like the crack of the whip, I snap attack, Front to back in this thing called rap

This one is even worse than Macho/Nacho/Carol/Xeno-witch.

Where did she go? Did she die (yuss) or not (awh)?

Also, in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only bad internet connections.

Dig it like a shovel, rhyme devil on a heavenly level. Bang the bass, turn up the treble.

Hey, look, it's a rapper! Tell me about how rich and sexually active you are. Because we all want to know that.

Where did the MUTO or whatever you called it go?

Probably back to her Arts and Crafts World to go find someone else to make love with. Damned Elfdar and their damned sex practices.

Bark bark bark

Mmmm noting like a hefty amount of mutilation, horrid acts of decrepit behaviour and all around madness to start the days ladies and gentlemen

Oh, it's another Eldar. Shall we... kill it?

Radical mind day and night all the time. Seven, fourteen, wise, divine.

Wow, people really do change appearance after getting a little bit of sun. Good thing I have full body armor.

Maniac, brainiac, winning the game. I'm the lyrical Jesse James.

Finaly someone with tastes similar to mine, allow me to drop a few lines of my own

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fethed up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fething reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
Confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail
You fethed up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

It's getting', it's getting', it's gettin' kinda hectic...

Well, I must say, neither of you can't sing. You ever consider taking singing lessons?

Quality, I possess some say I'm fresh. When my voice goes through the mesh.