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Would you care fur sum tea miss?

I thought Orks preferred some kind of fungus beer.

If yer iz referin to meh uncivilized kolleagues, den yes yer iz quit right. But we more refined gentle-orks prefer fungus tea ma'am.

I prefer to have my tea without fungus in it unfortninatly. But soldier might like it.

I suppose I shall offur sum to em if he inquires. In da mean time, I feel it appropiate we discuss da matter ov yer choice in acq... Acqu... Acquaine... Eh gitz ma'am. A young lady like yer shuld be careful around these hooligans

Tea is for hippies! I drink manly espresso with at least three shots of espresso.

I have no time fur yer criti.... Critisi.... Kritasisum Mr.soldier. Ef yer want to drink such a self destructive beverage den be my guest, more fungus tea fur meh.

*takes sip and locates newspaper acting uninterested*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Tea is for hippies! I drink manly espresso with at least three shots of espresso.

You're wearing a helmet!

And?

I believe dis mindless brute is referrin to da unmanliness ov wearin a helmet durin battle, soldier. Fortunatley, I have evolved beyond da concept of such barbaric actions.

 coolbrobunny wrote:
I believe dis mindless brute is referrin to da unmanliness ov wearin a helmet durin battle, soldier. Fortunatley, I have evolved beyond da concept of such barbaric actions.

I'm not mindless, but yes.

Listen here, son. There is nothing more manly than wearing the proper safety equipment. Oh, sure, I could be a tough guy and not wear any sort of protection. But you know who doesn't wear helmets or safety pads? Hippies, skateboarders, teenagers ecologists, philosophers and the Scout. And a combination thereof. You know who does wear helmets? Soldiers, Firemen, Construction Workers and Bikers. Real American men! So if wearing helmets isn't manly then I don't know what is.

I wear full armor and a helmet when I fight.

Who are you, anyway? OH! I know who you are! You're famous actor Arnold Swarznogger. I loved you in True Lies and Terminal!

He's not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Anywon can see he's obviousley Zangief frum Street Fighter! Must I be da smartest git 'ere!

*droops in corner, continues to decompose*

 Boggy Man wrote:
*droops in corner, continues to decompose*

Anywon ganna eat dat?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I wear full armor and a helmet when I fight.

And you still got beaten by a Girl.

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I wear full armor and a helmet when I fight.

And you still got beaten by a Girl.

Gender equality? Anyways, you used magic! Use your magic now, witch! *presses thumbs into Macho's eyes*

*burns gregor's thumbs with her eye lazor*

No matter! *smashes two meter tall sword through Macho*

*Blocks Gregor's sword with her witchblade, which wounds on 2+ and rolls 2d6 armour penetration*

Hmm, do I spy something attached to my body? Oh, hey... It's plot armor! Glory!

*kick*

* Is knocked down, but then gets up and wounds Gregor with her Witchblade*

't is but a flesh wound!

Anyways, change of plan! Lets marry!

Couldn't we go out for a romantic meal and then go home to copulate first?

 sing your life wrote:
Couldn't we go out for a romantic meal and then go home to copulate first?

I only rape and murder women that aren't married to me, sorry. If they have children I generally kill those too.

I know a really good wedding planner.

Well then I guess I'll have to marry you. But we have to reproduce immediately if we do.

I'll call George. You might know him.

I can't say I've heard of him.