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I approve of any and all Elf slaughtering. I hate Elves. They're just hippies with bows and long ears! They don't even make toys anymore!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I approve of any and all Elf slaughtering. I hate Elves. They're just hippies with bows and long ears! They don't even make toys anymore!

You are a good man!

I don't know who you two are or what you want from me. If you are looking for Elfkind, I can tell you we don't have any present at Los Pollos Hermanos. But what I do have are a very particular bottle of Central American liquor, liquor I acquired over a very long career.

*hand Noobbomb and Customlime a glass of the tequila*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

Which also means I'm reticent to trust anything drinkable in your presence if I'm honest.

The drink has not been poisened, I promise you.

Zarquons! I am so happy that your idiot planet is destroyed for a bypass!

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Zarquons! I am so happy that your idiot planet is destroyed for a bypass!

Ah, I love me a nice shot of Tequila. *Downs* Ahh. Nothing more American than drinking foreign liquor.

Just checking in. I'm not back yet. Will be back by sunday hopefully.

*breaks glass with fist*

Woops, sorry. I'm used to holding Elven infants with that hand.

Now that that little theological debate is over....

Zulu? I enjoy watching red-clad warriors kill savages. I shall join you.

LEMON SQUARES? *Facial augmetics slide down to expose mouth*

*Extends projector-mechandendrite and inserts disk*

Ahh! The Ghost person is back! Someone, anyone, get a supermutant down here and tell him to eat this freak.

Ghost? I see no daemons here!

Zulu (fahsands of em) is genuinely one of my favourite films. Good choice JamesGang! [sits down]

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Ahh! The Ghost person is back! Someone, anyone, get a supermutant down here and tell him to eat this freak.

Cowardice and fraternising with mutants?
Go and stand in the corner until I can be bothered to organise a firing squad.

You shall not, buttery Elf-sympathizer!

..!?
You accuse me of being a xeno-lover?
I shall not stand for your insult! [remains in chair]

Wait... He likes Elves? I am going to rip off your head and shove that butter down your neck.

You will not! *Raises gamma pistol, continues to sit down.*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
..!?
You accuse me of being a xeno-lover?
I shall not stand for your insult! [remains in chair]

It was you who supported the Elven filth against me, a faithful servant of the Emperor!

You know what noobbomb I called up a old friend of mine named Drizzt hes in another world he is the coooooliest dark elf known to the galaxy... and hes gonna take you out side and feth you in the street.

*sips pan galactic gargle blaster*

Your fethed

Meta


Thenoobbomb would destroy any elf. It would be inefficient to hire an expensive dark elf mercenary.

 Verviedi wrote:
Meta

Spoiler:

That is one of the most powerful characters on the thread.... I could definitely not fight him, and only barely tied sing your life in that combat. I have no idea what it would take to actually kill thenoobbomb.

Thenoobbomb would destroy any elf. It would be inefficient to hire an expensive dark elf mercenary.

Exactly.

This is a good movie. Lemon squares are delicous! ^.^

*Hands Verviedi, Buttery Commisar, Zombiekilla and Noobbomb shots of tequila in re-enforced glasses*

In honor of our new friendship.

*drinks his glass*

I'm back, for a few hours.

*Drinks*

I have a theoretically infinite alcohol threshold due to augmetic kidneys

 Verviedi wrote:
*Drinks*

I have a theoretically infinite alcohol threshold due to augmetic kidneys

Good to know.

Anyone want the story of why I was gone?

If so, long version or short?

Woah are we saying Drizzt would not wipe floor of some knight? Drizzt who essentially kills armies of orcs?

And Zaphod Beeblebrox is the strongest character ever! He went into the total perspective zone and lived!

He was in a pocket dimension where the TPV was guaranteed to do no damage. And the frogstar fighters were green. He beat, what, 3 Krikkit robots with his own hands in the entire series? I'm sure your Elf could do fine. Before thenoobbomb got to him and tore him apart.

This is a Divine Crusader. He ate several shots from a Gamma Pistol, a Dragons Breath Flamer, and Elf urine. He is not going to die to an Elf.

[Accepts drink] [Tries it] That is... Certainly something.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
It was you who supported the Elven filth against me, a faithful servant of the Emperor!

...? Supporting the xeno?
You must be confusing me with my grandfather, who admittedly.. has.. very lax standards in his dating habits..

Seriously though, I didn't. You only started shouting at me because I randomly suggested that poor people are a viable target of wrath.

*All Mechandendrites except the one projecting the movie retract*

That sounds.... Mildly heretical...

++System error : HYPOCRISY++

Ahhhh... The Mrs. just brought out a fresh batch of Old world Raspberry Bars..... Dig in fellas, the battle sequences are about to begin!