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... That means I'm of a higher rank than you are!

You're in a different ranking system to me.

I don't care! Defend the Objective, now!

(OOC, I prefer the weapons I was trained with, 5.56mm M-16 and my privately owned 7.62mm G-3)


"Hmm, Scions work withthe Commissariat and Inquistion usually, so they happen to be of a different rank structure and command protocol from standard IG, one must be a full officer such as a colonel or general for scions, aka stormies, to take orders"

 Verviedi wrote:
You know... The Adeptus Mechanicus has been focused on brainwashing, mind control, and conditioning for thousands of years.

...If it cures the headaches. [Perches on seat]

[Carries on whistling]

 shasolenzabi wrote:

"Hmm, Scions work withthe Commissariat and Inquistion usually, so they happen to be of a different rank structure and command protocol from standard IG, one must be a full officer such as a colonel or general for scions, aka stormies, to take orders"

I'm here now.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 shasolenzabi wrote:

"Hmm, Scions work withthe Commissariat and Inquistion usually, so they happen to be of a different rank structure and command protocol from standard IG, one must be a full officer such as a colonel or general for scions, aka stormies, to take orders"

I'm here now.

*Shoots you in the chest*

+100 kill
+Chest Explosion

I don't take orders from you.

I don't die that easy, son.

*stabs C100 knife in Selym's neck*

I unlocked the 3x scope for my knife!

*passes armour save, and punches you in the face*

..! [Grabs Selym and TNB by the collar and bangs their heads together repeatedly] Pack it in being silly beggars. Or go find a love seat together, or something, good grief.

[Sits down again] ...Huh. Nothing bad happened that ti- [Barely contained screaming] [Faints]

*uses a med-kit on BC, reviving him*

++ACCESSING NEURAL IMPLANT++

I am activating the machine now. I am assuming you would like the headaches deleted and your old personality restored?

This will have the minor side effect of being able to control tank treads with your mind.

*pushes the "GO" button before BC can react*

I could do with a proper CO around here.
That said, I have no idea what BC's personality is really like.

I already had that ability. [Points at butter tank] [Tank spins in neat circles]
Admittedly it's due to fourth-wall-breaking awareness of my own image, but it's not new.

Ok then...

++LOADING++
++LOADING++
++ACTIVATING NEUROWEAVE EMITTERS++
++BEGINNING PROCESS...++

I'm so excited, I just can't hide it!

*stands stock still, staring at BC*

*Debates whether or not to get Selym from behind while he is still*
No, I better not. He seems to be slightly less xenophobic, for the time being.

*Loads rifle, just in case*

*takes 2BJ1's gun and snaps it over my knee*

*hands the pieces back*

*Takes both ends*

This thing has blades all over, it's still a weapon.

Yes, but not a ranged weapon.

+1 for humanity.

''This trooper has made enough room for another hellgun wielding-carapace wearing manic in his trench, make yourself at home, stormtrooper''

"This is a oddly entertaining bunch!"

 Bobthehero wrote:
''This trooper has made enough room for another hellgun wielding-carapace wearing manic in his trench, make yourself at home, stormtrooper''

Thanks, fellow soldier!

*begins to spit-roast a grox*

*Tosses red velvet cupcake in bulletproof easy-open case to BTH*

Enjoy!

*Looke at BC and notices smoke coming out of ears*

I think that's enough!

*Disconnects*

*hands out roast grox to everyone, and pokes BC with some*

Wakey-wakey?

*to 2BlackJack1*

My god, was that rifle made out of paper!

*grabs pieces from 2BlackJack1 and hands him several large hunting knives and a pulse pistol*

Here use these, while I do something with this pile of trash

*runs off to workshop muttering*

...Thank you. The singing has finally stopped.
[Sits up straight] [Stops smiling entirely]

[Looks at rest of room] ... .... ..
[Reaches for pistol in holster] [Doesn't own either pistol or holster] ..? I'll have to fash myself later, it appears.

Ah, thank you, Selym. [Accepts grox] [Sits quietly]

*hands a hot-shot laspistol and back-pack-power-box to BC*

Oh no.

[Hooks up backpack and pistol] Thank you kindly, you really shouldn't have...

[Rubs temples] I can't shake the rather intense feeling I'm supposed to be executing half of you. It is quite distracting.
I won't. I mean, I don't want to... Or maybe I do. I don't know.