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**Selym**

Co'tor Shas wrote:

I thought she was supposed to "help" you, not be even more of a wackjob.

OOC: Just laughed so hard I nearly wet myself

**TheCustomLime**

You aren't much of a Commissar, are you?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Stands up and points out of tank doorway at TCL] Hey! I’m easily the best commissar here.

[Is slapped by a wooden ruler across the knuckles for pointing] [Sits down and sucks fingers]

Ow! I thought you were supposed to be helping me repent! So far you’ve just violated me on a personal level, made me re-read My First Imperial Prayer Book and eaten one of the residents.

[Tank hatch slams shut]

[Muffled] I really should learn not to complain… Is that a taser?

**TheCustomLime**

I don't think this Adepta Sororitas is the real deal, Commissar. This doesn't strike me as particularly holy.

**Selym**

You should see what else she's eaten...
A flamethrower, several candy canes, and a single Chicken McNugget.

**Co'tor Shas**

*opens tank door grabs a stool and sits down*

Don't mind me, I'm just here to watch. Might be interesting to see the imperium's tactics for keeping people loyal first hand.

**TheCustomLime**

*Hooks up Lasgun power packs to solar recharger* Alright, that should take about... 2 hours. In two hours I'll be happy to help you against this heretic, Commissar.

You know something, Tau? You and the man eating Kroot are probably the most sane people in this hellish nightmare dimension.

**2BlackJack1**

You don't give me credit, human. I've eaten more species than you've witnessed being eradicated.

**Co'tor Shas**

Well, I care not what or who who are, as long as you aren't trying to kill me. Besides, while we're stuck in here, we might as well be friendly.

*looks at Blackjack*
You know, most of us don't really think of that as a good thing...

OOC: I originally shortened your name, but thought better of it, I doubt you want to me known as BJ

**TheCustomLime**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
You don't give me credit, human. I've eaten more species than you've witnessed being eradicated.

Eldar, Orks, Rak'gol, Hrud and Ta... uhh... those Eldar who wear spikes on everything.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at Co'tor] [Sister is stood nearby with a large taser bearing the Imperial Aquila symbol] That's for if I make mistakes. I have to just recite all nine parts of the Libation to the Emperor-
Wait, nine parts? That prayer only has four lines.

[Sister holds up taser]

The Emperor is our guiding light, a beacon of hope for humanity in a galaxy of darkness...
As we serve Him, He is our greatest servant.
As we pray to Him, His thoughts are only for us.
And in the dark when the shadow's threaten, the Emperor is with us, in spirit and in fact...

[Looks around in a panic]

Blessed is the Emperor,
For He provides to us those little identity flags on our sandwiches- [Tasered repeatedly]

**TheCustomLime**

It's good to be a Commissar. If I forgot a line of the Libation I would be summarily executed on the spot.

**Buttery Commissar**

I didn't forget a line! It only has f-four to begin with! Check your p-primer. [Sits up from floor] This is a trick bloody question!

[Stands up] I need a smoke... [Sister shakes head and folds arms]

**2BlackJack1**

*smiles smugly*

Even the Tau don't have litanies they need to memorize so they aren't killed.

OOC: Shortening BlackJack is more of a hassle than I ever thought it'd be. It may just be me, but 2BJ1 looks a bit ugly (granted, it still works and I can get over it), and like you've mentioned, BJ hardly works. Sure, you can go with Jack, but when I've been called that sometimes I won't even realize I'm being addressed. I suppose I'm being picky though, and really it isn't that big of a deal.

**TheCustomLime**

At least our women are attractive. How do you even tell Tau men and women apart?

**Selym**

Is anyone going to get me out of here before I exit through the other end?
I think there's something alive down here!

**thenoobbomb**

*cuts open SoB's stomach with knife, takes cube from it*

It's... a cube?

**Selym**

You already know what I am!
I am free!

**thenoobbomb**

Do I get a special dog tag now?

**Buttery Commissar**

[SoB snaps TNB's neck causing him to drop the cube]

[Picks up one of TNB's medkits and hands it to her]

**thenoobbomb**

...! I killed her!

*respawns and opens fire with grenade launcher*

*one of the room's walls collapses, revealing a man sitting behind a tv with a controller in his hands*

Oh.

**Buttery Commissar**

Sisters are like miniaturised Space Marines, you just made her angry.

[Sister strides out of tank towards TNB]

[Sits in tank] I guess today's lesson is off, then. [Gets out colouring book]

**2BlackJack1**

You know, I don't know the difference of tau genders. I never wasn't that close to any to ask for the difference. Besides, human's females are hardly effective at giving birth. Their jaws don't open enough, and are rather thin to begin with to cough up your child.

**Buttery Commissar**

... [Hands Blackjack a Commissariat approved school-book on human biology]

It's pretty much correct except we don't actually have Aquila icons instead of genitalia [Points to diagram] well I don't, anyway...

[Considers] [Goes to ask the SoB about that]

**Verviedi**

DID SOMEBODY SAY SANE PEOPLE?!

*Wakes up and looks eager*

...Damn... I have a killer headache.

**2BlackJack1**

*reads through book*

Well, I don't see what's the dif-

*looks back at the diagram and drops the book*

You humans are something else, you know that? [Briefly considers] Well, I suppose this does explain why you all give high fives so freely. Such an act for a Kroot would be rather, eh, awkward, for everyone involved.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Bounces across floor from resulting "answer" from the SoB regarding lady-parts]

[Looks at Blackjack] So when Verviedi and I were high-fiving you thought- Pffff. [Giggles]

[Sister of Battle stops punching TNB's face into the wall and notices Verviedi] [SoB races forwards and drops to her knees before Verviedi]

...I think you've made a friend. Also be noted, you're technically the only person she's allowed to, um, high five.

**thenoobbomb**

*shakes around bit*

**TheCustomLime**

By the you! It's the God Emperor of Mankind! *Drops to his knees*

**2BlackJack1**

Well, Kroot don't high five to get things done, per se, it's closer to what you might call a back rub. High fiving would be equivalent to two males using their, erm. *picks up book and gestures to a diagram of a man's 'lower' anatomy* and touching. Definitely not something to do in public.