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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 TheCustomLime wrote:

Why can't we all just smile and get along?
I've learned the joy of killing.
It's something I can agree on.
Care to smash me into your own head?
It's a very nice head. Full of blood and whatnot.
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sighs] [Juggles with cube and two wine bottles]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Sighs] [Juggles with cube and two wine bottles]


*Takes Cube*

IT HAS A TASTE FOR BLOOD WE MUST FEED IT!! BRING ME THE SLAVES!

*Enclave drag in Brotherhood of steel initiates I begin to smash there heads in with blows from the cube!*

FOR AMERICA AND THE CUBE!


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

Well. At least the two psychos are now with each other.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

DIE LIVING BEING, DIE!
I can taste the red!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Hmm... That doesn't seem good.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Well. At least the two psychos are now with each other.


*Runs at guardsmen and caves his skull in with cube. Then grabs a stimpak and stabs it into his face to regenerate it... then caves it in again... then repeats the process 20 more times*

FEEL THE WRAITH OF AMERICA AND A CUBE THAT TALKS!

*Stops and takes more psycho and then begins the process again*

CCUBE YYYOUUU WANNNTT SOMEEE PSSSSYYYCHO!!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/16 23:46:16



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

It's just a cube.

*rolls Selym like a d6*

Ah, fer cryin out loud, I rolled a ONE!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
It's just a cube.

*rolls Selym like a d6*

Ah, fer cryin out loud, I rolled a ONE!



*Grabs cube again and smashes Kaptins face*

GIVE THE CUBE YOUR BLOOD!

*Runs around wildly smashing people in the face with the cube*



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Well. At least the two psychos are now with each other.


*Runs at guardsmen and caves his skull in with cube. Then grabs a stimpak and stabs it into his face to regenerate it... then caves it in again... then repeats the process 20 more times*

FEEL THE WRAITH OF AMERICA AND A CUBE THAT TALKS!

*Stops and takes more psycho and then begins the process again*

CCUBE YYYOUUU WANNNTT SOMEEE PSSSSYYYCHO!!


I will not be your toy, mutant! I won't!

*Presses bolt pistol against chest. Pulls trigger and explodes the entire upper half of the body*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/16 23:52:19


Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Oh, hell. [Reaches into Verviedi's office and grabs a handheld EMP] [Throws it at Frank in attempt to slow him down some]

[Pulls TCL away from ZK] You don't think there's enough PTSD in the Imperial Guard without your tomfoolery?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 TheCustomLime wrote:
 zombiekila707 wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
Well. At least the two psychos are now with each other.


*Runs at guardsmen and caves his skull in with cube. Then grabs a stimpak and stabs it into his face to regenerate it... then caves it in again... then repeats the process 20 more times*

FEEL THE WRAITH OF AMERICA AND A CUBE THAT TALKS!

*Stops and takes more psycho and then begins the process again*

CCUBE YYYOUUU WANNNTT SOMEEE PSSSSYYYCHO!!


I will not be your toy, mutant! I won't!

*Presses bolt pistol against chest. Pulls trigger and explodes the entire upper half of the body*


*Looks down at little hole through chest*

MUTANT!? WRRRRYYY!!

*Smshes guardsmen with cube for awhile till nothing is left but paste.*

ARREST THIS MUTIE! *Enclave soldiers shrug and bring out shovels to shovel up paste*

YOUR GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME!

*Turns to BC*

PAY TRIBUTE TO AMERICA!

*holds out cube*

YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO COMPLY!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/16 23:59:29



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Southern California, USA

OOC: That was his chest not yours, ZK. The guy killed himself.

Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Confused] That's an America? [Looks at Frank's hand] I thought that was a cube..?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
It's just a cube.

*rolls Selym like a d6*

Ah, fer cryin out loud, I rolled a ONE!



*Grabs cube again and smashes Kaptins face*

GIVE THE CUBE YOUR BLOOD!

*Runs around wildly smashing people in the face with the cube*



*bounces off force field*

Missed me!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 TheCustomLime wrote:
OOC: That was his chest not yours, ZK. The guy killed himself.



OOC: grimdark... lol miss read my bad


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Backs away from Zombiekilla] I am not going to do something just because someone is shouting loudly at me to do so.
That's crazy.

[Completely unaware of the irony]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
It's just a cube.

*rolls Selym like a d6*

Ah, fer cryin out loud, I rolled a ONE!

ONE!

*a picnic spread appears*

A picnic... OF DEATH!
Sandwiches... OF BLOOD!

*still in ZK's crazed hands*

OOC: The Cube is a D6 that can roll like a D20. Idk how.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/17 00:59:46


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

...You all right there, cube?

*Pokes the cube with a probe*



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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*calmly strolls through burnt forest, gathering the remains of the Kroot*

These will go well with the fallen Wolves Russ apparently forgot about in his tallies.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Sees 2BJ1 gathering corpses*

"You're going to eat those, aren't you? Is there no end to your disgusting eating habits?"

*Turns toward the cube and blasts it with a psionic storm*

"I wonder what that will do to it..."

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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Of course I'm going to eat them. What else would I do? Besides, I feel like I've earned a bit of binging, and I want this gone before the next wave of Kroot arrive on planetside.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I'm still wondering when my vegetarianism and sociopathy are going to rub off, considering I seem to be a regular dietry supplement.

[Reaches up and feeds hatterpillar with some green leaves]

ooc: At some point I'll have to upgrade to a hatter-fly but I can't be bothered drawing it right now. I might skip the cocoon so it doesn't look like I have a turd in my avatar.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Sociopathy?

*Metaphorical ears perk up as I begin looking for some neural connectors*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*finds a lizardlike kroot hound in the forest*

Ooh! This is just what I need about now.

*climbs onto krootizard and rides it around*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 ZergSmasher wrote:
*Sees 2BJ1 gathering corpses*

"You're going to eat those, aren't you? Is there no end to your disgusting eating habits?"

*Turns toward the cube and blasts it with a psionic storm*

"I wonder what that will do to it..."

Oi, now my mind hurts!
I can see thoughts... Can the Kroot please shut up about corpse starch!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sideways glance at the cube*

What am I thinking?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Verviedi wrote:
*Sideways glance at the cube*

What am I thinking?


To roll it, perhaps?


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Verviedi wrote:
*Sideways glance at the cube*

What am I thinking?


To roll it, perhaps?

It's wondering if it can incorporate me into some kind of machine.
Something with mechadendrites. I approve.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Note: Cube is telepath.

*Light turns yellow*



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