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**War Kitten**

*walks around Badrukk. Continues dragging B.C*

**Verviedi**

*Notices Co'Tor's cryopod*

Oh, interesting! I feel like it's an extremely pokeable object that I should not attempt to feth with.

**War Kitten**

*as he's dragging B.C*
Last time I touched something mysterious it turned out to be made of high explosives. I wouldn't touch it.
*sits B.C down on a couch*

**Co'tor Shas**

-bootup sequence completed-
-opening pod-

*steam emanates from the pod as it opens*

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten wrote:
*walks around Badrukk. Continues dragging B.C*

Meow?!

*chases after War Kitten*

MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow!

**Verviedi**

What the feth is that thing?

*Abandons all caution and immediately interfaces with the pod's control panel*

...It seems to be a dmndjsjdjdhehwbwb, which is to say-say-say-say-say-say-say-say RESET LOAD Oh for feth's sake, I have no idea. It's code is unrecognizable.

**Co'tor Shas**

*lights in eyes flicker and turn on*
*slowly, but gracefully climbs out of pod and observes room*

**Verviedi**

*Manages to retract tendril from the pod, with massive difficulty*

*Notices Co'Tor for the first time*

...Damn. Is that the Eldar AI designed to match me? They always seem to overcompensate.

*Thinks*

And that code did contain an abundance of apostrophes.
Looks a bit non-bulbous for an Eldar AI though.
Query: Extradimensional\Undiscovered species?

**Co'tor Shas**

*looks at vervi and tilts head slightly*
*mouth opens then closes*
*eyes flash orange for a second*

**War Kitten**

*standing there stunned as Badrukk clings to greave*
What the feth is that thing? *loads boltgun with hellfire rounds and cocks it*
*raises boltgun to battle-ready pose and waits*

**Verviedi**

I'm afraid that I didn't design myself to be able to parse exactly what the eyes turning orange means. Do you speak Gothic?

**Co'tor Shas**

*opens mouth again, and closes noiselessly*
*runs fingers over own neck tentatively*

**War Kitten**

*to Verviedi*
So, what do we do now? I'm not sure whether I should open fire or not. Astartes training didn't extend to oddly-human looking cyborgs

**Buttery Commissar**

[Gone from sofa]

[Rubs collar and strolls back to meeting site] Must've got the address wrong.
[Finds a smoking crater where the crate was] ...! [Puts hands to mouth] I hope she's okay! I didn't know that was going to happen..,
[Emails to apologise] [Helps dug out several muddy but unharmed Hydralisks]

**KaptinBadrukk**

Meow.

**War Kitten**

*notices BC is gone and runs back to the meeting site*
How many times do I have to tell you that this woman is trying to kill you? This is a classic leftover from an orbital strike. Are you deaf or just plain silly?
*drags BC back to the room for the 2nd time and straps him down to a chair*

**Verviedi**

Hmmm... So your speech functions have been disabled?

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten wrote:
*notices BC is gone and runs back to the meeting site*
How many times do I have to tell you that this woman is trying to kill you? This is a classic leftover from an orbital strike. Are you deaf or just plain silly?
*drags BC back to the room for the 2nd time and straps him down to a chair*

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!

Translation: War Kitten, why are you strapping BC into a chair?! Who's trying to kill him?!

OOC: The cat I am using for my avatar has powers, so what he says is automatically translated into English by your character's mind.

**Buttery Commissar**

...But I wanted my hat catalogue back. [Looks sad] I hope she found it before someone blew it up.

[Violently resists being tied down] This is not my kind of afternoon touching!

++ Says you now. ++

Shut up!

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: Is the pink text the psyker girl talking?

**War Kitten**

Why is the cat talking to me
*starts muttering about xenos trickery*
*to BC*
Your hat catalogue was vaporized in the orbital strike
*holds up burnt remnants of the catalogue*
And I'm tying you down so you don't run off and try to meet with more people who want you dead!

**Co'tor Shas**

*turns back to pod*

*the outer paneling on the right index finger folds back reviling the circuitry underneath*

*inserts finger into a access port and a holographic console lights up*

OOC: That's the memory error that couldn't be fixed. The other errors were in the main data-storage and personality centers, and those were fixed, but not recovered. I thought it might be interesting to have a character who has to communicate solely based on actions.

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten wrote:
Why is the cat talking to me
*starts muttering about xenos trickery*
*to BC*
Your hat catalogue was vaporized in the orbital strike
*holds up burnt remnants of the catalogue*
And I'm tying you down so you don't run off and try to meet with more people who want you dead!

Meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Translation: Because I'm a talkative cat. Even though I talk in and outside of your minds, I pose no threat.

**War Kitten**

*shakes his head at the cat*
And now I have a cat talking in my mind, as if my week wasn't weird enough
*sighs, begins teaching the little psyker girl about healing*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Meow.

Translation: Fair Enough, War Kitten. But if you need someone to talk to, I'm here. For a little while, at least.

**War Kitten**

The cat is offering to be my therapist?
*sighs and wonders what his service with the Emperor has come to*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Meow.

Translation: No, I'm not offering to be your therapist, but sometimes people need friends, or people to talk to.

**Verviedi**

Huh, so something broke? Do you recognize pictograms?

*Holds up a drawing of BC kicking a soccer ball in crayon*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks sadly at charred catalogue] I'll have to find her another one!

Here kitty kitty, wanna help me get out of this chair? [Pulls on straps] My nose itches.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Meow.

Translation: I'd like to, but I don't know what War Kitten will do. But I will sit with you.

*purrs and marks BC*