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*shouts back. *
Friends don,t bomb each other....

[Scratches head and bounces again slightly, producing a jingling noise] It is off putting, I'll grant you that. Makes certain uh, activities, very noisy.

[Looks around tiredly] Like riding tanks. That's what I mean.

[Guards in PDF barracks watch the bunker with interest]
Don't get involved, they're being very silly.

[Kimmy wanders towards bunker with a gift bag of strange ornaments for WK]

*shouts from bunker*
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT BEING SILLY BENNY!
*uploads video of BC to him*

... [Screens in barracks start showing the video] W-why... [Puts hands over eyes]
[Daemonette appears on screen in a commissar outfit] Where did you get that video?

[Runs and sits behind tank in a huddle] Well that's my remaining reputation shredded.

*random ferasiasn bartenders appears*

You look you need a ale, *gives him a ale*

*space wolf just arrived back from hunt*

Oh man, that's not leaving my brain any time soon...

*accepts the ornaments from Kimmy*
Thank you! We love em!
*hangs them up in the bunker*
*gives Kimmy a little gift bag full of goodies and ushers her back to BC*

*Keeps watching the screen*
You know, she looks surprisingly attractive in that. And you're pulling the "terrified Guardsman" look off quite well.
*Pulls out popcorn from nowhere*

*space wolf watches*

This is like a car crash, yet I cannot stop watching it. Going to regret this, *stands watching with ale on hand*

Least I know why you mind was a tad odd, explains alot bc.

That's my uniform she's wearing. [Pulls hat down over face] And I'm wearing one of the guard spares from the barracks.

I remember this one. She really went for the role. Not for long you weren-

[Sees Kimmy] ... You really could do better. [Looks ashamed]

[Kimmy hugs BC and snaps fingers so that well timed censor bars appear on the screens]

Y-you could have just stopped the videos, but you know what, never mind.

...Why is your nose censored?
*Apparently eating popcorn and watching a blank wall*

*sneaks past BC and enters the Butter Tank, comes out a few minutes later with a 2 litre of soda*

This, its just.
*notices bc despairing and sends cute spectral wolf cub to cheer up*

That's better, off to the hall, breakfast served from 9am

I think Verviedi is lagging...

OOC: To the Crusade of Fury folks, I posted a continuation to my story just incase you didn't see it

Ooc I saw. Read it and composing a reply

OOC: I saw it as well.

[Looks up] I don't think Kimmy knows what the rude parts are. She is eight.

Much as I enjoy this little blast from the past... [Snaps fingers and video shuts off just as Daemonette pulls out a knife] Benny's heart is on the verge of literally vibrating out of his chest, and if I'm going to die, I'd rather it weren't of porn related embarrassment.

[Sits on floor and watches puppy] ...

You mean she is six.

*Kimmy is now standing over a holo table with several Guard officers wearing an officer's cap*
Have you met our new commanding officer? She has an outstanding understanding of tactics, especially armored warfare

[Remains on floor] Do I look like a man who knows the age of his own children?

Well... if that Heresy is your spouse

-gestures to KoS-

Then your children are permanently six...

 War Kitten wrote:
*Kimmy is now standing over a holo table with several Guard officers wearing an officer's cap*
Have you met our new commanding officer? She has an outstanding understanding of tactics, especially armored warfare

[Walks over and picks up Kimmy] No.
Not now, not ever. You are not getting involved with killing people.

[Kimmy pouts] You can keep the hat.

*shrugs*
And there goes the best commander we've seen since Macharius. *shrugs* Oh well, we still have the tactics she came up with. Brilliant!

Well.
While that was happening, I just got caught up on every single pan-species news story.
Apparently someone sued a Necron. And won.

I've seen better. Once a human sued an Eldar Farseer for being a troll and won

Was that Eldar named Eldrad?

Yep. That will have been the 20th time he's been sued for being a Troll

 War Kitten wrote:
*shrugs*
And there goes the best commander we've seen since Macharius. *shrugs* Oh well, we still have the tactics she came up with. Brilliant!

[Growls] We do not weaponise children.
We're better than those bastards in charge.

We didn't weaponise her. She walked over to us and began discussing tactics. If she wants to join the Guard then you talk with her. You're her father after all. Act like it.
*walks back to the bunker and falls asleep*

I wish I had a father who was around...

-Looks at mural of the Empruh-

*teleports back into the room*
I have returned mon'keigh. What did I miss?
*brushes snow off of shoulder*