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Ra: Landing in Erie lake in 3....2....1.... *BOOM SPLASH!*

Ra: Finalizing all landing issues... okay! Now get just gotta build that ramp up to the front door! The lake wasn't deep enough for a sub-basements.

Good! Everyone! Ork Mart has successfully relocated! We will be open for business!

[Stands very still amidst the storm and grins] See? Temper tantrums and violence. Your pride will be your downfall, and all your beautiful words and protests will mean nothing.

As I say, you could just give up now and enjoy yourself. [Holds out arms]

Ooc: The KoS is inside BC, the Inquisition bound them as a daemonhost.
The Daemonette is the one occasionally trotting around. Apologies if that's confusing.

Are you... giving tips on seduction?
*Listening with one ear while projecting a shield of mirrors to prevent the eldritch storm from killing everyone in the room*
Calm down... Calm down!
*Runs over to WK*

I would rather not... I only like Eldar women...

*Mirrored sphere forms around the eldritch storm, and a conversion field generator begins to assemble itself out of spare electronics*
Calm down, dammit!
*Stares at TS*
I limit myself to humanoids. Not that I've exactly tested anything with this new body.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Mirrored sphere forms around the eldritch storm, and a conversion field generator begins to assemble itself out of spare electronics*
Calm down, dammit!
*Stares at TS*
I limit myself to humanoids. Not that I've exactly tested anything with this new body.

I wouldn't test anything with it. Humans don't have the pain threshold the magnificent Eldar have.

OOC: I'm gone for 15 minutes to work on a few college assignments and now you're trying to control a Farseer? You poor, poor fool.

BIC:
BY KAELA MENSHA KHAINE I WILL RIP YOU ALL APART!
*Eldritch Storm grows in power and begins to rattle the sphere around it*

You forgot Isha, Farseer. I'm sure that was a god last time I cared

Don't you at least somewhat enjoy the company of us? Now, telepathy isn't exactly my discipline, but I could try a... manual override. I really don't want to do that, because the last time I tested it, the poor cultist I used it on got Clockwork Plague!
*Eyes begin turning silver and the golden light struggles to keep the storm contained*
Please, end the storm!

Woah there, define the term 'all'. Last time I checked, you were on good terms with the Kroot here. We leave you alone you leave us alone sort of thing. I hope things don't turn nasty. My Kroot haven't had proper eldar in quite awhile...

I forget nothing. Just like how I've not forgotten how many of my kin have been sent to the inifinity circuits by the actions of you and your foul kind.
*eyes glow even brighter with power*
*the sphere around the Eldritch Storm shatters as it grows again in power*
You will care by the time I'm done with you, this I promise you.

[Looks at TS] Th-thank the Emperor someone realises that we're fragile.

Not as fragile as you'd think, though.

[Sees WK getting increasingly angry] Verviedi, let her out! You're just making a pissed off snowglobe!

*Drops off angel's shoulders in between vervi and WK*

My kin have created an enterprise. What have your kin done? Died?

-maniacal laugh-

*Stumbles back with psychic backlash as the hail of mirror-shards hits the floor*
Fething calm down! Please! Last warning before I attempt manual override! I'm sure I'll lose the mind war, but it'll be all... all worth it...
*Conversion beamers at shoulders assemble themselves*

*begins stalking towards TS, Eldritch Storm crackling all around me*
I will tell you what we have done. We have survived, and we have held onto the ideals that once made our kind great. We have not wallowed in our own filth and debauchery like your kind seems content to do. We have not forgotten the galaxy that we live in, we have not turned our backs on all that we once held dear.
*lifts TS mentally and hurls him at a wall*
You and your kind are not worthy of life.

Perron, do something! This is your mess!

Dream. [Raises hands, as eyes glow pale violet] [Projects an overwhelming sense of tranquility directly at WK, instilling beautiful visions of the Eldar race returning to their former glory, led by WK's family]
[Starts bleeding out of one ear] [Keeps bombarding WK with the sensation]

-hits wall. Giggles-

What doesn't kill me gets me aroused

-slides back over to WK-

Why don't we just calm down, hmm? I know theres a bed in the butter tank that you can... um... "take your anger out on"

*shakes off the sensation easily, contains Perron with a spell*
Stay out of this human. I do not wish to hurt you.
*hits TS with a powerful lightning bolt*

*Places hovering Conversion Field generators near everybody as I step next to WK*
...I really don't like that suggestion. In fact, you may say that I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THE IDEA!
*Clockwork Plague begins to affect the walls near TS, and slowly alters the tips of WK's robes*

*teleports to the other side of Verviedi*
You stay out of this as well human. I have no quarrel with you

Ooh! Are we killing him?
*pulls out pulse pistol again*

*Floats to the other end of the room, attempting to hold in the urge to Clockwork Plague everything near me*
As- as- as- as- as- as- y-ou wish...

Feth this.

*whistles and krootox drag in a large gloom prism*

Everyone calm down, or I activate a prism strong enough to knock out a psyker with its dampening effects. Yes, I do realize that includes myself, but I frankly don't care. I know the Kroot will make sure I'm in relative comfort til I come around. Can you say the same?

-gestures to WK-

Babe, look at me! I am a conniving, selfish, sensational bastard... and the dream guy of all the Eldar women out there

Edit: Someone should quote that in their signature because I can't stop laughing

... [Blinks]

Quite honestly I got nothing else in my non offensive spells. Without burning out my host body, that's as high amp as I can go. It'd work on anyone else.

*Looks at Jack*
Permission for one shot?
*Nods at TS*

[Runs after WK] I am part of the PDF for this realm, and joke aside that includes protecting the residents of this room. You, that idiot, that other idiot, him... [Points at TS]

So please, just calm down.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Feth this.

*whistles and krootox drag in a large gloom prism*

Everyone calm down, or I activate a prism strong enough to knock out a psyker with its dampening effects. Yes, I do realize that includes myself, but I frankly don't care. I know the Kroot will make sure I'm in relative comfort til I come around. Can you say the same?

*teleports the Krootox into the heart of a star 3,000 light years away*

*Fires conversion beamer at TS' face*
*Golden light is now completely uncontrolled, and is assembling, analyzing, and disassembling devices at random*
That- that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-as interesting...