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Cloning.... I've seen some nbad stuff involving a cahos Martine called fabius. ..

*looks offended*

I can digest creatures much more hardy than any human being. Next you will think I can't skillfully duel with my knives anymore.

Depending on your diet it might.
certain races are faster, others strength, each has advantages and weakness in battle.

Assuming a Kroot is unable to digest something is like assuming that I can't see your browser history.

Wait what

Il just be, be making tea....

*walks off quickly*

He probably has an interesting browser history if BC is anything to go by...

*throws data crystals into plasma reactor*

Nothing, just tidying up....
*hum nervously*

Actually, BC's browser history is boring as hell. I've only looked at it once, though. Could be different now.

Hmm, would've though he would've had an interesting browser history. Oh well.

*drinks tea *

That's better, it never existed nowl

*look relaxed*

You underestimate our tech-priest friend, he is VERY capable.
*chuckles*
Oh, by the way I need your DNA so I can clone you in the case of your unfortunate death.

It's relatively boring being a walking privacy violation, you know.
...Did you know my brain serves as a combination wireless node and cell tower, for some reason?

Oh, take it then, dna is the least the tyranids took from me.

I think I already died once.... Carnifax, that was it. Hurt, alot.

*gives dna and falls asleep on chair*

*takes some blood from Jhe's neck using narthecium*
There, I'll get a few copies of you on standby, I also altered your current DNA slightly, you shold be a little faster and stronger now. Oh, and you're now immortal.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*looks offended*

I can digest creatures much more hardy than any human being. Next you will think I can't skillfully duel with my knives anymore.

Well, at one point I did contain a grenade, a warhead, a greater daemon, at least half a set of ceramite teeth, and a MIU. I was just assuming there were more Christmas cracker surprises.

[Tosses WK a set of medical dog tags and a cell sample] I'd be obliged if you burn those after.

*nods in thanks to BC*
Certainly commissar, I just don't want to lose any of my friends.
*puts the DNA into the cloning equipment*
*tosses the tags and cell sample into the plasma reactor after they are used*

Guess I should be more responsible now I'm a parent. Even if I'm not a very good one. [Shrugs]

[Serves up scrambled eggs on toast to all around] There's a pan of bacon for the carnivores to add, if you like.

*Enthusiastically devoures eggs, toast, and bacon*
Oh, that was excellent. I was beginning to wonder why I was so hungry. I suppose hunger is caused by not eating food.

... [Straps a small blood glucose monitor to Verviedi's wrist] When this beeps, eat something. It should beep two or three times dail-
[Monitor beeps] ...have you eaten this week?

Hmmm... Not that I know of. My biological urges are damn near nonexistent. I already have a hydration monitor strapped to my wrist so I don't randomly drop dead of thirst.
*Finishes off my eggs and bacon*

*sighs*
Probably not, am I going to have to get the nutrient pump out?

Hm. There are appetite stimulators that can be taken, but as you're yet to learn moderation, it's probably for the best we just use the monitors for now.
[Hands second tray of food] Or we could get you a service dog. I'm sure the space wolves had a well trained enough pup for the job.

*digs the nutrient pump out of a mess of equipment*
Ok, come here Verviedi, time to get you all of your vitamins...

...How malnourished am I?
And should I worry about not having any biological urges?

*plugs Verviedi into the nutrient pump*
You should be a bit worried yes, as it means the cloning process was a bit imperfect. I can work on that so you feel your biological urges and don't just pass out on us.

Any at all? What happens if you hold your breath?
Do you not feel the need to open your mouth? [Curious]

[Sees Veck get out the pump] Ah, memories.
...I think I left the stove running. [Backs away and looks for an exit]

...I've never actually tried. I usually just breathe through my nose.

*walks behind Verviedi pressing buttons on his narthecium*
Would you like the urges to be felt or not? If so I just need to put this needle through your skull real quick into your temporal lobe.

... This is not instilling me with confidence in the cloning procedure. [Continues Looking for a way out]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
... This is not instilling me with confidence in the cloning procedure. [Continues Looking for a way out]

Verviedi was a trial run if you will. A test to see if we could clone a man and have him not only survive but thrive. I promise you the process is much more advanced now