Uncoventional Titan Takedowns

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**Osyr**

Think of nonstandard ways to take down a titan. Lets see who comes up with best one.

Put Lukas on it so when he dies it goes with him. Drive a warbike into the cockpit. Aim a sniper at the window. Recite the litany of badarse. Some landspeeders with tow cables...

**Emperors Faithful**

Let Shadowbrand drive it. *rolls eyes*

Paint a bulls-eye on the vital areas.

Divert power from the shields to make an extra hot cup of cocoa.

Have a Titan race.

Have a Titan dance contest. (would pay to see this

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**Harms66**

What about a simple banana, now that would be one slap stick (slip) moment

**Delephont**

1. Poison the amniotic(/) fluids sustaining the the Princeps....massive trauma to him and the Titan system....very least, it will stop moving!

**Commander Endova**

Have it step on two Baneblades and have it do the wacky rollerskate shuffle.

**bellumdominus**

What if two stompas tabletop the titan. Ork lols

**Pyriel-**

Landslide!

**Ecurb The Mighty**

Red heat seeking turtle shells from Super Mario Kart.

Cause massive explosion after trying to use Volcano cannon to make some bitchin popcorn.

Have Snorlax use Hyper Beam

**Dakkadood**

A simple explosion in the "knee" area, ANY damage will result in the rest of the machine collapsing.

**Grimm**

Have a mob of boys climb up a warhound. They all take a wizz on all the joints. It rusts and then collapses.

**IvanTih**

A 3 year old kid with a boot.

**Morgrim**

Wait until it isn't in battle. Get magnetic knee and hand pads. Climb up the side of the titan's leg. Plant time delayed limpet mines. Climb down, go up the other leg. Repeat. Sneak off somewhere safe, and watch the other members of the titan legion try to figure out what in the Emperor's name happened when the titan suddenly topples backwards as its knees give way.

**Cryonicleech**

With a group of people, gather 'round the Titan's legs. With large amounts of wire, tie the Titan's "shoes" together. Run like hell, and enjoy.

**ComputerGeek01**

Tell the Administratum that some part in one of the guns isn't accounted for. Sit back and laugh as they strip the titan down piece by piece in the middle of a war zone to find out which one it could be.

**Majesticgoat**

Alpha level psyker.

**Commander Endova**

Have C.S. Goto kill it with MULTILAZORS!

Or have Dan Abnett name it, establish its character, (perhaps utilizing a particularly intelligent and likable machine spirit) and then kill it off in the last 50 pages by some unskilled non-combatant with mediocre weaponry.

**theocd**

One Guardsman walking through the Titan bay on a security patrol falls over a spanner, when he falls over his lasgun discharges whose bolt then hits a mirror, gets magnified 100000000 times and reflected back onto the Titan, blowing the Plasma Blastgun off which shatters on the floor and explodes destroying the nearby fuel and ammunition store that cooks off the enitre depot.

What was left of the Guardsman was executed for negligence by the nearest Commissar.

The OC-D

**cheesesteak**

My personal favorite is wazdakka's way of killing a titan. Take your bike on a cliff drive down it as fast as possible and fly right into the cock pit of the titan and slaughter there crew and put there skulls on the back of your bike as trophy's. That's how i would do it

**vodo40k**

Just drive up a fast truck, plant a bomb on one leg then drive off. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

**Majesticgoat**

Commander Endova wrote:Or have Dan Abnett name it, establish its character, (perhaps utilizing a particularly intelligent and likable machine spirit) and then kill it off in the last 50 pages by some unskilled non-combatant with mediocre weaponry.

Oh zingggg! There is much of a hate on for this guy. I am scared to read the Horus Heresy books now...

**CadianXV**

Tie a massive wire between two mountains to trip it up!

**Railguns**

Tis better to be hated for having a good character die than to be hated for multilazors.

I wonder if, in an urban battlezone, a crane with a large wrecking ball on the end could pretend to be derelict, and when a Titan passes by, swing around and hit it in the back, knocking it over.

**Commander Endova**

LOL. If it matters to anyone, I'm not an Abnett hater. I just made the burn because it was easy.

**TheRavenWolf**

Kick in the groin from another titan

**ZacktheChaosChild**

30 Necron warriors.

**Anpu42**

I Choose

**IronChaos**

Take a spanner and un-build it.

**waaagh!orksrocks**

Take 1 imperial citizen and build a pit big enough for one of the titans feet upto the ankle, then cover it with leaves/debris/other thing you would expect to see on the ground. When the titan steps in it give the citizen a stick a send him inside to beat everyone up, then take some of your finest warriors and crew the titan. Finally blow the other titans head off. repeat as many times as are needed.

**Anpu42**

Stupid Dumb Luck and Calgar

**sniperjolly**

Honestly happened. In 4th Ed, you could tank shock walkers, right? If the walker coulden't stun, destroy or immobilize it, the walker was crushed under the treads "utterly annihilated".
My Leman Russ Demolisher, after having lost its demo cannon, and being under the void sheild decided to push the titan into <12" range of my big guns. The titan, I forgot, has S 10 and rolls 2d6 for penitrating, and decided that it would simply death or glory it into the dust. It rolled a 3. Now weaponless, the valiant tank apparently drives straight up the walker's leg and crushes it.

Good times.