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Post by: Matthew
What are the best quotes one can find here on Dakka? Said by users, obviously.
I'll put mine:
 sing your life wrote:I'm alright with Freddy [Mercury] riding his bicycle all he wants, but I'd rather ride my straightcycle 
 JamesGang wrote:MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
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Post by: Jihadin
Goat roping
Putin makes a Vulcan Intelligence Officer cry
name a few
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Post by: Matthew
No, I mean things said by users in posts, not post tiltes.
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Post by: pretre
"For this thread to have some utility and remain useful, please refrain from spamming it with 'jokes'." - Alpharius
"Irrational negativity is the engine that drives the forums" - BrassScorpion
"It's too early to be crying about this. Maybe next month all your tears will be valid." - Redbeard
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Post by: -Shrike-
I'll just copy the ones from my sig.:
See, you're trying to use people logic. DM uses Mandelogic, which we've established has 2+2=quack. - Aerethan
Putin.....would make a Vulcan Intelligence officer cry. - Jihadin
AFAIK, there is only one world, and it is the real world. - Iron_Captain
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Post by: Swastakowey
Anything I say is pretty damn good... 
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Post by: Jihadin
I think no one here.....can do one liners like Kronk 
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Post by: Jimsolo
From reds8n's sig: "Sometimes li throws you a curveball and you just don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor."
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Who was it that said, "You don't need an allegorical boat to survive an allegorical flood"???
I distinctly remember that it was said in response to something I said in one of the millions of religion threads... and I know it's been in a sig at one point. Maybe it was Kronk, but it doesn't quite seem his style.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
You sir, are a melon farming Saint.... Seriously, how far back did you have to dig for that? lol
Edit: and you are probably the most deserving of any exalt I have given, since that feature was added... you put up with a LOT of Dakka to find that, I hope your faculties are still about you
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Post by: Breotan
 Alpharius wrote:Can everyone please take the Czech Pornstar Name search to...I don't know... PMs maybe?
Fortunately, it seems like they discovered Google and all its wonderful utility.
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Post by: timetowaste85
Psh, LC doesn't look anything like Kate Mara. And yes, Google was attempted. Great cross thread post though!!
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Post by: Ouze
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
You sir, are a melon farming Saint.... Seriously, how far back did you have to dig for that? lol
2 minutes maybe. I'd like to say that I have some super incredible skills but the truth is, I just know how search operators work. And, after reading this post, you will too. 
You can search google for stuff on dakka by putting "allegorical flood" site:dakkadakka.com . This will search for that exact phrase when hosted on Dakkadakka.com.
That found the quote, but some people used it in their signature block, so I tweaked the search to "allegorical flood" -bullockist site:dakkadakka.com which A.) Searches for exact phrase in quotes, B.) removes pages where Bullockist also posted, and C.) restricted it to pages on Dakkadakka.com.... the search results are now 3 links all to the same page. From there it's just remove the userfilter from the URL, and ctrl F for allegorical.
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Post by: VorpalBunny74
juraigamer's 'SCREEE I'M A SEAGULL SCREE SCREEEE!!!!!' signature gets me every time
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Post by: SagesStone
Who could forget gbaby and blame the victim
Gailbraithe wrote:ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE gak. YOU ARE WOTRTHLESS gak. YOU ARE THE GREAT SILENT MAJORITY THAT STOOOD BY AND DID NOTHING IN EVERY HOLOCAUST, IN EVERY STONING, IN EVERY HATE CRIME.
YOU HAVE NO MORALS, NO DECENY, NO0 ETHICS. YOU ARE ALL CRAVEN, USELESS COWARDS, AND YOU -- YES YOU!!! - ARE THE REASON EVIL WINS EVERYTIME.
BECAUSE ALL EVILM NEEDS IS FOR GOOD PEOPLE TO REMAIN SILENT, OR TO DO WHAT YOU WORTHLESS DOGS DO EVERY fething TIME,
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Gailbraithe wrote:feth you ribiksnoob
feth YOU AND THIS WHOLE fething FORUM.
STOP CALLING ME OIT ON GETTING PISSED OFF AT THEIS bs AND DO THE RIGHT THIJNG:
CALL OUT KONSTER RAIN ON HIS bs. STOP BLAMING THE GODDAMN VICTIM. STOP V ALIDATING HIS BULLYING BY TAKIING EM TO TASK FOR BEING UPSET BY IT.
OR PUT A SHOTGUN IHN YOUR OWN MOTH, YOU CRAVEN fething DOG,.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
 n0t_u wrote:Who could forget gbaby and blame the victim
Gailbraithe wrote:ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE gak. YOU ARE WOTRTHLESS gak. YOU ARE THE GREAT SILENT MAJORITY THAT STOOOD BY AND DID NOTHING IN EVERY HOLOCAUST, IN EVERY STONING, IN EVERY HATE CRIME.
YOU HAVE NO MORALS, NO DECENY, NO0 ETHICS. YOU ARE ALL CRAVEN, USELESS COWARDS, AND YOU -- YES YOU!!! - ARE THE REASON EVIL WINS EVERYTIME.
BECAUSE ALL EVILM NEEDS IS FOR GOOD PEOPLE TO REMAIN SILENT, OR TO DO WHAT YOU WORTHLESS DOGS DO EVERY fething TIME,
BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!
Gailbraithe wrote:feth you ribiksnoob
feth YOU AND THIS WHOLE fething FORUM.
STOP CALLING ME OIT ON GETTING PISSED OFF AT THEIS bs AND DO THE RIGHT THIJNG:
CALL OUT KONSTER RAIN ON HIS bs. STOP BLAMING THE GODDAMN VICTIM. STOP V ALIDATING HIS BULLYING BY TAKIING EM TO TASK FOR BEING UPSET BY IT.
OR PUT A SHOTGUN IHN YOUR OWN MOTH, YOU CRAVEN fething DOG,.
Exalted.
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Post by: Alfndrate
The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
 Alfndrate wrote:The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!
Link?
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Post by: BrookM
I personaly have to disagree, the moderators on this site are a bunch of fascists who have never heard of the right to "FREEDOM OF SPEECH". Most privatly run forums on the internet are like this these days.. If you go againt the norm, or point out Hard truths, that the general delusional public that frequent that forum disagree with you get baned or edetid. Dakka Dakka are the same as say MMORPG.com.. They have a personal interest that some "truths" should not be known. And they are suported by their "FANBOY" Squad, who report and try to shut down anyone that speaks out of term.
In the old days we had the Curch doing this.. someone said the earth is round and it goes around the sun... The Curch "Fanboys" screamed -"Heratic! BURN HIM At THE STAKE!!!". That he was Right matterd not. Same goes on privatly run forums in the 21st century..
I suspect I will get edited and Baned for my "truth" speaking so catch you all on the flip-side....HAHAH
This donkey-cave opened up a delightful can of whoop ass and mockery onto himself and while the thread was short-lived, it is one I still fondly remember. Reds8n's replies in particular are a work of art.
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Post by: SagesStone
 BrookM wrote:I personaly have to disagree, the moderators on this site are a bunch of fascists who have never heard of the right to "FREEDOM OF SPEECH". Most privatly run forums on the internet are like this these days.. If you go againt the norm, or point out Hard truths, that the general delusional public that frequent that forum disagree with you get baned or edetid. Dakka Dakka are the same as say MMORPG.com.. They have a personal interest that some "truths" should not be known. And they are suported by their "FANBOY" Squad, who report and try to shut down anyone that speaks out of term.
In the old days we had the Curch doing this.. someone said the earth is round and it goes around the sun... The Curch "Fanboys" screamed -"Heratic! BURN HIM At THE STAKE!!!". That he was Right matterd not. Same goes on privatly run forums in the 21st century..
I suspect I will get edited and Baned for my "truth" speaking so catch you all on the flip-side....HAHAH
This donkey-cave opened up a delightful can of whoop ass and mockery onto himself and while the thread was short-lived, it is one I still fondly remember. Reds8n's replies in particular are a work of art.
I actually remember this thread and ducking in and leaving disinterested before it exploded I guess.
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Post by: 2BlackJack1
One of my favorites from my short time here has to be from JamesGang: "MY PENS IS STUCK IN THE TOASTER!!!"
The rainbow warriors quote was also pretty good too.
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Post by: purplefood
 Just Dave wrote:"yo dawgs! I heard you like CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT's..."
Never forget the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
(Links for reading not for posting.)
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Post by: Alpharius
Alfndrate wrote:The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!
You're probably going to have to be more specific - there are...more than a few of those.
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Post by: BrookM
Alpharius wrote: Alfndrate wrote:The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!
You're probably going to have to be more specific - there are...more than a few of those.
It's the one I posted earlier, complete with a link to the thread.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Don't forget the running joke of the Litko space corridors and elevators....
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Post by: Avatar 720
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Don't forget the running joke of the Litko space corridors and elevators....
Do you mean the Litko INDUSTRIAL TOWERS and SPACE CORRIDORS?
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Post by: thegreatchimp
One that got a grin out of me went something like this:
A: "Terminaters need more weapon options."
B: "That's not how U spell 'terminator' "
A: "That's not how you spell 'you' "
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Post by: Alpharius
BrookM wrote: Alpharius wrote: Alfndrate wrote:The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!
You're probably going to have to be more specific - there are...more than a few of those.
It's the one I posted earlier, complete with a link to the thread.
I don't know how I missed it, but I did.
So now I've gone back and re-read that thing...good times!
I miss the old days (!), when MajorTom11 was still around! 
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Post by: Ouze
It's not a quote per se, but there was once a week of Matt Ward love that I found hilarious.
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Post by: d-usa
Ouze wrote:It's not a quote per se, but there was once a week of Matt Ward love that I found hilarious.
Didn't we do a year where we all professed our love for him on Valentine's day? Complete with sparkly avatars and signature banners and everything?
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Who could forget?
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Post by: d-usa
I don't think we made it half a day before the mods shut us down!
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Post by: Iron_Captain
fzorgle!
But really, I have seen so many awesome and hilarious quotes (especially here on OT), that I no longer keep track.
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
I really like this one from frazzled.
 Frazzled wrote:Truly this is a day of days. Two people agree on something in the Dakka OT. Time to get drunk.
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Post by: Jihadin
Wasn't a quote but Ouze(?) posting the Dakkadakka Bingo Card
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Post by: d-usa
Found my old Mat Ward Appreciation Day Avatar:
The Bingo Card is awesome, and it's always worth it to click the link and get a new card for the day.
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Post by: SagesStone
 d-usa wrote:Ouze wrote:It's not a quote per se, but there was once a week of Matt Ward love that I found hilarious.
Didn't we do a year where we all professed our love for him on Valentine's day? Complete with sparkly avatars and signature banners and everything?
We really needed to do it more often as he is the spiritual liege.
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Post by: easysauce
your western cosplay is inferior!
-some guy
also:
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Post by: SagesStone
Found one of the ward thread for those wondering.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/430009.page
By the looks of it we sort of did it in whatever threads on the day.
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Post by: Ashiraya
Such is Matthew's glory that he is Warded from criticism.
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excellent.
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Thinking it was a accidental touch though but touch he did (so he SAYS)
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Post by: kronk
Any of Kid_Kyoto's signatures. Fun times!
Link
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Post by: Buttery Commissar
 theCrowe wrote:Visions of Mrs Doyle in a commissar's hat with a buttered scone, exhorting the good lads to feats of heroic glory with a gentle yet compelling "ah go on."
Also pretty much all of Co'tor Shas' signature quotes. It makes me grin whenever I see it.
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Post by: Elemental
This exchange from this thread: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/258425.page
 JonnyDelta wrote:
On the other end, I heard an urban legend of sorts. At a GD tourney maybe back around 98-99, during the final match, a player was taking way too long in his movement phase. Allegedly staring at the table for several minutes before making any moves.
His opponent didn't care for this and allegedly placed an innapropriate item on the table top... one that could be followed with 'indecent exposure' charges.
Anyone else ever hear of this?? Any validity?
Sidstyler wrote:lolz, never heard of anyone literally whipping their gak out on the table.
 Ridcully wrote:If you can think of a better way to measure movement/assault, i'd like to hear it 
 Eidolon wrote:I might be able to run my infantry that far, if i roll low
Timmah wrote:But I can't turboboost Landspeeders that far...
I did read in White Dwarf way back when about how some players would pre-measure by memorising the length of their forearm and reaching across the table a lot. Maybe it was the same thing here? After all, if there's one body part the average male will have memorised the size of.....
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Post by: welshhoppo
Except there is a big difference between a man's six inches, and regular six inches.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
 welshhoppo wrote:Except there is a big difference between a man's six inches, and regular six inches.
Speaking of best quotes from Dakka....
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Post by: MrMoustaffa
There were a bunch of great ones that spawned from a thread I drunkenly started at 1 in the morning one day, the infamous "manliest tank in the universe" thread.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/498612.page
A good summary of how ridiculous the thread got
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
theCrowe wrote:Lotzaboltz flashed up on the screen again taking everyone by surprise.
"One more fing you lot: Don't forget da whale!"
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Post by: EmilCrane
Hilarious thing about that is that it started because the OP just copy and pasted the name from forge world, I thought it was funny to keep typing it in all caps every time you said it and bam, a legend is born
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Post by: Iron_Captain
 EmilCrane wrote: Hilarious thing about that is that it started because the OP just copy and pasted the name from forge world, I thought it was funny to keep typing it in all caps every time you said it and bam, a legend is born
But you never correctly answered the great question of life. CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT will find a way, but what to put inside of it? Also, does anyone know where I can buy Space Corridors and Industrial Towers? I have seen many old references here on Dakka to Space Corridors and Industrial Towers, but so far I have noticed a horrible lack of good Space Corridor terrain.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.
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Post by: Matthew
Also, pretty much anything Doomthumbs wrote.
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Alpharius wrote: BrookM wrote: Alpharius wrote: Alfndrate wrote:The entire thread in Dakka discussions where a user accused the moderators of being facists!
You're probably going to have to be more specific - there are...more than a few of those.
It's the one I posted earlier, complete with a link to the thread.
I don't know how I missed it, but I did.
So now I've gone back and re-read that thing...good times!
I miss the old days (!), when MajorTom11 was still around!
Kroothawk, never forget.
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Post by: LeCacty
But who can hate dakka? You guys are literlly some of the nicest people on any forum evar. Well, unless GW screws up... Or am too sheltered in the painting and modelling forums?
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Post by: cincydooley
I'm an over-opinionated donkey-cave. I don't know about the rest of these neckbeardy blowhards.
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Post by: Baragash
 LeCacty wrote:But who can hate dakka? You guys are literlly some of the nicest people on any forum evar. Well, unless GW screws up... Or am too sheltered in the painting and modelling forums?
We've got a live one, get this chap to Off Topic stat!
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Post by: alanmckenzie
I'm a big fan of BrookM's gifs in the TGG thread....
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Post by: zedmeister
n0t_u wrote:Who could forget gbaby and blame the victim Gailbraithe wrote:ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE gak. YOU ARE WOTRTHLESS gak. YOU ARE THE GREAT SILENT MAJORITY THAT STOOOD BY AND DID NOTHING IN EVERY HOLOCAUST, IN EVERY STONING, IN EVERY HATE CRIME.
YOU HAVE NO MORALS, NO DECENY, NO0 ETHICS. YOU ARE ALL CRAVEN, USELESS COWARDS, AND YOU -- YES YOU!!! - ARE THE REASON EVIL WINS EVERYTIME.
BECAUSE ALL EVILM NEEDS IS FOR GOOD PEOPLE TO REMAIN SILENT, OR TO DO WHAT YOU WORTHLESS DOGS DO EVERY fething TIME,
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Gailbraithe wrote:feth you ribiksnoob
feth YOU AND THIS WHOLE fething FORUM.
STOP CALLING ME OIT ON GETTING PISSED OFF AT THEIS bs AND DO THE RIGHT THIJNG:
CALL OUT KONSTER RAIN ON HIS bs. STOP BLAMING THE GODDAMN VICTIM. STOP V ALIDATING HIS BULLYING BY TAKIING EM TO TASK FOR BEING UPSET BY IT.
OR PUT A SHOTGUN IHN YOUR OWN MOTH, YOU CRAVEN fething DOG,.
I found that thread. Dear lord, that was a colossal meltdown. I doubt it'd qualify for good quotes. Maybe how to get baned fast perhaps... Automatically Appended Next Post:
BrookM Snark - always brings a smirk
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Post by: Matthew
I want a link to that thread...
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Post by: Matthew
Not necessarily a DAkka quote, just need to show this...
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Post by: SagesStone
 zedmeister wrote:
I found that thread. Dear lord, that was a colossal meltdown. I doubt it'd qualify for good quotes. Maybe how to get baned fast perhaps...
True, but was iconic enough to become part of the OT culture at least for a while.
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Post by: gunslingerpro
Ah, the random guy who came to a miniatures forum to tell us how non-Japanese individuals cosplaying as Anime characters was a disgrace.
I definitely thought I'd found a glitch in the matrix that day.
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Post by: LeCacty
 gunslingerpro wrote:
Ah, the random guy who came to a miniatures forum to tell us how non-Japanese individuals cosplaying as Anime characters was a disgrace.
I definitely thought I'd found a glitch in the matrix that day.
Lolwutwut?
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Post by: Matthew
n0t_u wrote: zedmeister wrote:
I found that thread. Dear lord, that was a colossal meltdown. I doubt it'd qualify for good quotes. Maybe how to get baned fast perhaps...
True, but was iconic enough to become part of the OT culture at least for a while.
I NEED a link to that. Please.
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Post by: KingCracker
LeCacty wrote:But who can hate dakka? You guys are literlly some of the nicest people on any forum evar. Well, unless GW screws up... Or am too sheltered in the painting and modelling forums?
*looks at join date*
Ooooh you're new! That's why. Give it time duder, and try to prove a point in the you make da call section. Bring a tissue for the tears
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Post by: SagesStone
 Matthew wrote: n0t_u wrote: zedmeister wrote:
I found that thread. Dear lord, that was a colossal meltdown. I doubt it'd qualify for good quotes. Maybe how to get baned fast perhaps...
True, but was iconic enough to become part of the OT culture at least for a while.
I NEED a link to that. Please.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/319627.page
"Athiests know more about religion?" as a topic title in OT. What could possibly go wrong?
Happens on pg 14.
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Post by: BrookM
Seeing him go on another toddler tantrum because a Polish company did German NATZEE Orks yet again was always hilarious.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Honestly, the best thing about that tirade, was the reaction afterward.... It was literally as if, if you had cut out that meltdown, NOTHING HAD HAPPENED, lol. ..... If it was a sitcom scene, after the tirading A-hole left, the rest of the main characters would shrug, turn back to their table and hunch over their beers and go "so, as I was sayin' earlier..."
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Post by: timetowaste85
Peregrine wrote:"I'm leaving Dakka"
Best thing I ever read on here!!
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Post by: Wyrmalla
Anything Inquisitor Ehrenstein ever came out with on OT, or as MrDwhitey once put it:
I like how this thread was Godwin'd by the OP.
He even somehow Godwin'd the Dakka minecraft server...
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Post by: motyak
Let's ease up a wee bit about the quotes of members saying they're leaving. Something like "blame the victim" is a classic moment of dakka that has moved beyond the actual situation that it began in. Something like a regular user, no matter how polarising a figure he may have been, taking his leave of a forum in a non-all-caps-forever-remembered-forever fashion is something that you shouldn't be mocking. It's rude, even if the user has left.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
We went 5 days without getting a locked thread in the OT forum, I suppose that's something.
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Post by: sub-zero
My sig is the best quote I've seen on here so far.
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Post by: Matthew
nareik wrote:Would be an interesting resolution to push forward the Time of Ending.
Abaddon keeps making headway to Terra with his Crimson Path, creating enough chaos to have a tendril of the Eye of Terror follow in his wake, allowing daemons to manifest at will without the need of cults, monuments, etc that normally slows down their progress.
Meanwhile, Armageddon is turning sour. The humans are once again on the edge of defeat, when Yarrik takes his personal baneblade and challenges Ghazzy to single combat, somehow slaying him before the ork horde.
Abaddon makes footfall on Holy Terra, striking down all before him, making his way to the Emperor's throne. A host of golden armoured heroes stand in his way; each believe they are the warrior described by the Scrolls of Sanguinius; a lone warrior standing between The Emperor and ruin.
Abaddon cuts through these fools all with ease, ready to finally pull the Plug on the Big E.
The warp gate under the throne bursts open; but not spilling daemons into the room. Instead a horde of Orks burst through, having been promised the greatest fight there ever will be.
At the head of the green tide is one man; Kommisar Yarrik, towering over all in his golden mega-armour!
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Post by: Desubot
My sig made me laugh. The one that im most proud of is this one original response had a ton of math on it This was back when ws was the mega cheeze
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Post by: snurl
this thread:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/261392.page
Is one of the funniest i've ever read on here.
And the Space Corridors and Industrial Towers might be from Litko, I'll have to check.
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Post by: Matthew
 kitch102 wrote:I wouldn't want someone else to have sex my wife because I think they can do it better.
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Post by: Elemental
That calls to mind the best quote I saw on a different forum:
"Before I went on the internet, I never realised how many people were teetering on the verge of a nervous breakdown."
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
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Post by: Matthew
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
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Post by: Matthew
KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
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Post by: kronk
WTF did I just read?
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
Not really quotes per say, but the "Our Avatars in a Room" thread gets pretty good. We've had some great moments.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
Link Automatically Appended Next Post:
Uhh...let's see. You read something like this?
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Post by: Matthew
KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see. You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
Link Automatically Appended Next Post: Uhh...let's see. You read something like this?
Could I have a link to the post, not the thread?
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
Link
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Uhh...let's see. You read something like this?
SENPAI
What's SENPAI?
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I NEED A LINK TO THE POST NO THE THREAD PLEASE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Matthew wrote:I NEED A LINK TO THE POST NO THE THREAD PLEASE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
LINK!
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Post by: Matthew
I LOOOOOOVEEEEE YOUUUUUU
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
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Post by: LeCacty
Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
MATTHEW I LIKE YOUR SIG!
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Post by: Sinful Hero
There's just so much of dakkadakka that's quotable, I've forgotten it all.
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Post by: Matthew
Hierophant wrote:The Imperial Guard doesn't have a laundry service, mainly as the average useful lifespan for a Guardsman is less than that of his underwear.
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Post by: Daemonhammer
My signature :>
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Post by: Matthew
 j31c3n wrote:I hate literally everything about metal models and I hope they are never produced ever again and the formula for "white metal" is buried in a safe at the bottom of the ocean after being burned to ashes. They're hard to modify, heavy, chip easily, monopose, and almost always ugly compared to more modern plastic kits.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
What a SUPER AWESOME
SAUCES meme ¬¬
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Post by: LeCacty
I mean, to be fair, metal models are so UGGGGGHHHHHH
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Post by: KingCracker
Pfff metal models are great when you stop and realize they thought metal and plastic models were a brilliant idea. Ever try to glue a plasma cannon onto a space marine when cannon weighs twice as much as the marine with base? It's a nightmare
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Post by: Matthew
 the shrouded lord wrote:also, just got home to find my sister's new puppy has urinated on my camrera  , which i had left on the couch, so no pics untill it dries.
i swear this dog hates me, so far he's chewed up a lictor (finecast), eaten my favourite shoes, and now hes peed on my camera.
Automatically Appended Next Post:  Savageconvoy wrote:and then he slides it down the hill, ramming right into the front lines of the enemy. Insistent that he must "sleigh the xenos scum".[/quote
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS for the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT GOD!!!!!!
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
just a new guy strolling through but I found this quote rather funny
Charistoph wrote:
Orks are like cartoons. Laws of physicis only have an affect on them if you inform them that they have an affect on them. Get a whole bunch of Orks running off a cliff, and they'd only fall once one notices that they aren't running on ground any more.
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Post by: Ribon Fox
Alittle self indulgent but I do like this one.
Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
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Post by: Matthew
But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
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Post by: Ribon Fox
Matthew... (looks at join date) such a sweet, innocent summer child. You'll have to did way back to find out why 
If we are going to reminisce about past threads, who can remember the madness that was the Thruster movement? 
(edited due to not looking at what I typed )
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Post by: LeCacty
I dunno about you Matt, but I just became gay. Dammit Ribon!
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Post by: Matthew
Oh. Ah. Okay. Ehm... Kay...
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Post by: sing your life
zedmeister wrote:The only thing worse is those fake pies. You know the ones: A bowl of stew with a puff pastry lid. I want a proper pie with pastry all over. Not a flat pack fecking pie. This isn't piekea. Savages 
 Ghaz wrote:
Its a win for the people who wear the costumes as well
 insaniak wrote:I would pronounce it 'Elf'.
Sort of like how 'Astra Militarum' is pronounced 'Imperial Guard'...
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
 Matthew wrote:But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
You should probably increase your perception stat Automatically Appended Next Post:  Ribon Fox wrote:
If we are going to reminisce about past threads, who can remember the madness that was the Thruster movement?
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No idea what that was, but it sounds hot.
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Post by: Iron_Captain
Matthew wrote:But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
I don't know why, but is something hot grills tend to do. We have one, and it turned our last barbeque into a gay orgy.
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Post by: A Town Called Malus
 Iron_Captain wrote: Matthew wrote:But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
I don't know why, but is something hot grills tend to do. We have one, and it turned our last barbeque into a gay orgy.
So... hot grills are soon to be banned in Russia?
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Post by: Mozzyfuzzy
Ribon Fox wrote:Matthew... (looks at join date) such a sweet, innocent summer child. You'll have to did way back to find out why
If we are going to reminisce about past threads, who can remember the madness that was the Thruster movement?
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This one remembers. 
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
Im so confused here...
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Sorry about thread necromancy, but I spent 10 minutes laughing at this thread: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/320331.page#1988451
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Thats why I posted it.
Also, unlike him, I typed mine out. (unless he did, but that means he has no life)
warboss spinetwizta wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Thats why I posted it.
Also, unlike him, I typed mine out. (unless he did, but that means he has no life)
i have no life. I typed it out letter by letter from a facepunch thread i had open in anopughter window.how else was i meant to do it?
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It took the the better part of 4 hours.
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:warboss spinetwizta wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Thats why I posted it.
Also, unlike him, I typed mine out. (unless he did, but that means he has no life)
i have no life. I typed it out letter by letter from a facepunch thread i had open in anopughter window.how else was i meant to do it?
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It took the the better part of 4 hours.
Ctrl-c, ctrl-v 
warboss spinetwizta wrote:What does that do? Delete system32?
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:warboss spinetwizta wrote:What does that do? Delete system32?
don't you mean system 34?
KingCracker wrote:warboss spinetwizta wrote:What does that do? Delete system32?
If your serious ctrl-c is the command for copy, and ctrl-v is the command for paste.
That was a pretty funny joke actually. I was wondering what the punch line was gunna be lol
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:The Dreadnote wrote:Also yes, yes I am.
Then you better not read that guy's massive, unfunny joke. At least mine is kinda funny.
Also, I warned you it was a groaner...
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