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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





Southampton

...the kid out of Seaquest DSV?



I fear I may have set the bar too high


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh God, he died in 2003. Poor taste sorry.

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Slapped by an angry viewer....

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





Southampton

Was chatting with my brother-in-law about annoying kids in sci-fi shows (Wesley Crusher etc) and we remembered the Seaquest guy which inspired this thread. We then wondered what he was up to now and a quick wikipedia search revealed not a lot. Apologies again.

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Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I would like to do more than just slap it...



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

That Justin Beaver kid from youtube needs a good whuppin'.

   
Made in us
[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide









You let-her-get-away/screwed-it-all-up-somehow?

How could you, Macaulay? For a short time there, you were my hero...

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Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm



Not only is he a prime spanker, he sticks his wretched manhood in Katie Perry.



 
   
Made in gb
Massive Knarloc Rider





Exeter

Are you saying the fact his manhood is in Katie Perry is a bad thing, or are you saying Katie Perry is a bad thing?

Check out my (new) blog at https://neonrust.home.blog
 
   
Made in gb
Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord








Total ass hat of a man. He also looks like Odo...

   
Made in gb
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

Come on, Wesley Crusher deserves a good beating, especially if the script writers just made him 'save' the enterprise again.

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

Howard A Treesong wrote:Come on, Wesley Crusher deserves a good beating, especially if the script writers just made him 'save' the enterprise again.
Yeah, but he grew up to be a very cool bloke.



 
   
Made in gb
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

Who, Wil Wheaton or Wesley Crusher?
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

Wheaton.

I've read a few interviews and seen him on The Guild and he's a decent chap.



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.



I do believe I win, gentlemen.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

FITZZ wrote: I would like to do more than just slap it...



Okay, i see your phelps and raise you an even uglier one:


"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Chowder:
Why has he got a cat on his head?
Why is he telling people to eff off?

Who the Dickens is he?

Is that a DOOMFART banner behind that woman?

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

chowderhead13 wrote:

I do believe I win, gentlemen.


Why, who is that fresh faced young girl?



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Chowder:
Why has he got a cat on his head?
Why is he telling people to eff off?

Who the Dickens is he?

Is that a DOOMFART banner behind that woman?




Just listen. No male should be able to sing that high.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in gb
Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God






Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways



Bloody preachy woman.

   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
chowderhead13 wrote:

I do believe I win, gentlemen.


Why, who is that fresh faced young girl?


Lord knows, but apparently she prefers 2 men at once....

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Don't know about her singing but she shouldn't be telling people to eff off like that
it ain't ladylike!

And why the cat on her head? Has wearing domestic animals become fashionable amongst the young?

Or is the high pitched vocals really the cat. I'd squeal like a girl if I had his head up my jacksy.
*eyes water*

 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





Southampton

Medium of Death wrote:
Total ass hat of a man. He also looks like Odo...


God, Osborne is infinitely more slappable than Cameron (which I think is the reason Cameron made him Chancellor). That sour expression of "I'm richer and cleverer than all of you, now leave me alone whilst I feth up the economy" rarely leaves his face.


   
Made in us
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos






Would it be possible for the mods to merge this one with the "Sarah Palin is the hotness111" thread?

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Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






That's right Jimmy....right in your smug, talentless kisser.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

CT GAMER wrote:Would it be possible for the mods to merge this one with the "Sarah Palin is the hotness111" thread?

the only problem with that CT is most of the other people on that thread don't want to slap her 'face'!!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

No. Too much work.

Doctor Gillian McKeith -- The Food Doctor!



Or to give her her full academic title, Gillian McKeith.

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I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut




Ah yes...that turd sniffing holistic gobshite....SLAP HER NOW!
   
Made in us
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos






alarmingrick wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:Would it be possible for the mods to merge this one with the "Sarah Palin is the hotness111" thread?

the only problem with that CT is most of the other people on that thread don't want to slap her 'face'!!


True.

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.



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