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Well, "someone in his entourage" punched Perez after Perez very hypocritically called Will I. Am a gay slur that would get censored by the word filter.

Monster Rain wrote:Well, "someone in his entourage" punched Perez after Perez very hypocritically called Will I. Am a gay slur that would get censored by the word filter.

Hmmm,almost makes me want to forgive the Halftime show...almost.

Every time you think about the half time show, think of a fist smashing into Hilton's repugnant face.

Now what do you think?

Monster Rain wrote:Every time you think about the half time show, think of a fist smashing into Hilton's repugnant face.

Now what do you think?

Halftime show wasn't that bad after all..

How has no one mentioned the beast?

mattyboy22 wrote:How has no one mentioned the beast?

Oh...yes,nice one...slap her...slap the dye job right out of her hair.

And she is?

Judging by the name written on the pic 3 times, I'm guessing it's Nancy Grace.

And who in the name of satan's 9" of throbbing red gristle is she when she's at home?

Monster Rain wrote:Judging by the name written on the pic 3 times, I'm guessing it's Nancy Grace.

...And you'd be correct.
Lord that womans voice alone is well worth a good slap in the mush.

Still, I've gotta say it.

Would.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Mr Mystery wrote:

That's my work that is. Claims Department. You stack it, I sort it. Eventually. Perhaps.

Ah, I was the complaints coordinator for 3 years for my insurance firm, if you didn't sort it according to FSA and FOS regulation, I dragged you into a darkened office and made you cry...

Who watches the insurance watchmen? Stompa, MeanGreenStompa...

Ah, not to worry. I have a knack for turning complaints into compliments. I understand that in the real world, it's actually called 'doing my bloody job'.

Office has a paradigm for pay rises, where you appear before The Big Scary Boss Types, and make you case. I have a cunning tactic. Turn up with the correct information, and point out that as I do a good 50% more work than most people in the department, the question is less why should I be paid more, and more 'why should my renumeration be on the same level'. Seriously. There are people in my department that I outstrip enormously...and yet we're on the same wage. My way is the way forward, I'm convinced of it!

Nancy Grace is an annoying legal commentator. She has a habit of deciding very early on in the case if the defendant is guilty or not. She will then proceed to repeat her point of view endlessly, and if anyone disagrees with her, they tend to get shouted down, or just plain hung up on.

Oh How I have missed the Off Topic forum, I have stayed away too long.

I second the whole jedward bastar... Does a rifle and 2 bullets count as a slap ?

My second choice

John Barrowman... It may only be me but I loath this man.

I dunno who that fella is, but he looks a bit like Tom Cruise, and therefore is totally slapable if you asked me

Hows about STELEK? Sorry, couldnt find a pic. Sometimes he needs a slap..... Yes; the truth does hurt.

I saw a picture of him once....but now I cannot find it. Oh well. He would be one to deserve that yea, being THAT pigheaded just earns you the face slap

Perkustin wrote:
Dorkins; Butthurt Baby. I dislike 'athiest and proud' people just cos of him. He couldn't even explain evolution properly in one of his TV shows...


Boring zero charisma in real life. No sense of humour, head up bum...


GOD I HATE FRY!!!! Smug fat Baby-snatcher...

But... but he's STEPHAN FRY why would you slap his mighty Fryness

I know I'm going to make a few enemies with this one, so here it goes:



The redneck Schtick is getting old real fast.

chowderhead13 wrote:I know I'm going to make a few enemies with this one, so here it goes:



The redneck Schtick is getting old real fast.

Nah, i'll give you a + 1 on that pick!


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Perkustin wrote:
GOD I HATE FRY!!!! Smug fat Baby-snatcher...

But, he gets a little pass for Black Adder....

The guy on the left, if you don't know, is the infamous Jack Chick.

ChrisWWII wrote:

The guy on the left, if you don't know, is the infamous Jack Chick.

Creator of the Hysterically Funny and somewhat sad..Chick Tracts.


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Monster Rain wrote:

Hey...didn't he play a Vampire back in the early 80s ?

C'mon, you know you want to....

Nope. I love Ann Coulter. She's a bit extreme for my political tastes, but she puts on a hell of a show.

Monster Rain wrote:Nope. I love Ann Coulter. She's a bit extreme for my political tastes, but she puts on a hell of a show.

I cannot imagine meeting Coulter without trying to do her violence, or reduce her to tears; though if neither are possible I would settle for ruining her career by tricking her into making foolish statements (ie. trolling the woman into obscurity).

Edit: Of course, the ancillary benefit here is launching my own public media career...

Perkustin wrote:
Dorkins; Butthurt Baby. I dislike 'athiest and proud' people just cos of him. He couldn't even explain evolution properly in one of his TV shows...


Boring zero charisma in real life. No sense of humour, head up bum...


GOD I HATE FRY!!!! Smug fat Baby-snatcher...

You're an idiot. All those people are awesome.

Albatross wrote:
You're an idiot. All those people are awesome.

Seconded. Heartily.

Vandez wrote:

Albatross wrote:
You're an idiot. All those people are awesome.

Seconded. Heartily.

Seriously, how can a person not think Fry is a top bloke? And Johnny Depp is a great actor! Who cares what he's like in real life? I don't plan on being mates with him...

As for Dawkins... I can see why some people would feel threatened by him, so that's kind of fair enough. That said, I'm an atheist and proud, so Perkustin can blow me.

chowderhead13 wrote:I know I'm going to make a few enemies with this one, so here it goes:



The redneck Schtick is getting old real fast.

Getting old? You do realize its been his "thing" for a VERY long time right? It was funny when I was a kid, you know, back in the 90s when the fashion thing wasnt sure if it still wanted to be 80s or finally move into the 90s? That was when it was funny.......but uh 20 years doing that same thing? God, get something new in your act eh? A fething puppet or SOMETHING!