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2011/02/12 21:57:16
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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dogma wrote:Monster Rain wrote:Nope. I love Ann Coulter. She's a bit extreme for my political tastes, but she puts on a hell of a show.
I cannot imagine meeting Coulter without trying to do her violence, or reduce her to tears; though if neither are possible I would settle for ruining her career by tricking her into making foolish statements (ie. trolling the woman into obscurity). Edit: Of course, the ancillary benefit here is launching my own public media career...
I can't imagine meeting her without attempting to force feed her. Chica makes anorexics look meaty. KingCracker wrote:A fething puppet or SOMETHING!
Better not go with puppets, then people will think he's racist. Speaking of which:  If only for that gods-awful show Comedy Central put on the air.
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2011/02/12 22:15:52
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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These are 'People' that need a slap NOT fictional characters, Fry is perfectly good as a comic/serious actor, same with Depp i suppose (though he wasn't exactly great in Public enemies). Dorkins i hate because he wishes to replace God with Dorkins, i have an open mind when it comes to religion, it is a vice like tobacco; let 'em enjoy it; it enriches alot of lives. He's a venomous little man who clearly is covering some huge inadequacy issues. Plus as i said HE FAILED TO PROPERLY EXPLAIN EVOLUTION IN ONE OF HIS OWN FRICKIN' SHOWS!!!! Fry I dislike the man, he is a smug weiner who thinks he knows naff all about stuff cos he reads wikipedia on his Iphone/ipad. I mean i love the music of Tool/Puscifer but their Front man Maynard James Keenan deserves a slap for being an arrogant twirp.
EDIT: It is perhaps worth noting i am a Near Pathological Contrarian.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2011/02/12 22:36:22
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Shroomin Brain Boy
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It is perhaps worth noting i am a Near Pathological Contrarian.
that is priceless^^ i really like you....dont try to answer back now^^
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2011/02/12 22:52:06
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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Perkustin wrote: I mean i love the music of Tool/Puscifer but their Front man Maynard James Keenan deserves a slap for being an arrogant twirp.
EDIT: It is perhaps worth noting i am a Near Pathological Contrarian.
Don't agree on the MJK summary.
but the last bit will be duely noted.
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/02/13 11:30:48
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Perkustin wrote:HE FAILED TO PROPERLY EXPLAIN EVOLUTION IN ONE OF HIS OWN FRICKIN' SHOWS!!!!
Explains it pretty well in his best-selling, highly-acclaimed books, though.
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2011/02/13 20:05:35
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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2011/02/13 20:11:20
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/02/13 20:14:42
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/02/13 20:16:14
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
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2011/02/13 20:18:32
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Perkustin wrote:EDIT: It is perhaps worth noting i am a Near Pathological Contrarian.
A dick, in other words.
Fair enough! 
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2011/02/13 20:20:07
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
naw, couldn't let you do that. besides, you're not supposed to hit girls.
Beiber is the only exception to that rule. and Coulter doesn't count as female.
edit: can not spell today!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/02/13 20:21:37
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it. she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
naw, couldn't let you do that. besides, you're not supposed to hit girls. Beiber is the only acception to that rule. and Coulter doesn't count as female.
Beieber I agree with. But I wouldn't slap Coulter. She needs to be slapped elsewhere... Is it sad that in some photos, Ann Coulter looks hot to me? Is that just me? Example 1. 
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2011/02/13 20:44:16
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Coulter is indeed atractive...except for when she's speaking.
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2011/02/13 21:41:06
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
I hate his face too, but he did a really good job as Scott Pilgrim, so I forgive his face.
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2011/02/13 21:45:07
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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DickBandit wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
I hate his face too, but he did a really good job as Scott Pilgrim, so I forgive his face.
Scott Pilgrim is just a dab of acne cream on the zit-ridden face of MICHAEL CERA'S ACTING, if one could call what he does acting.
You weren't funny in Arrested Development, you Weren't funny in Juno, you weren't funny in anything.
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2011/02/13 21:46:01
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:DickBandit wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
I hate his face too, but he did a really good job as Scott Pilgrim, so I forgive his face.
Scott Pilgrim is just a dab of acne cream on the zit-ridden face of MICHAEL CERA'S ACTING, if one could call what he does acting.
You weren't funny in Arrested Development, you Weren't funny in Juno, you weren't funny in anything.
you do realize he's not here, writing anything, right?
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/02/13 21:47:37
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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chowderhead13 wrote:DickBandit wrote:
I hate his face too, but he did a really good job as Scott Pilgrim, so I forgive his face.
Scott Pilgrim is just a dab of acne cream on the zit-ridden face of MICHAEL CERA'S ACTING, if one could call what he does acting.
You weren't funny in Arrested Development, you Weren't funny in Juno, you weren't funny in anything.
But I wasn't in any of those movies... 
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2011/02/13 21:48:28
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
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~Fyodor Dostoevsky
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2011/02/13 21:50:23
Subject: Re:Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:DickBandit wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
I hate his face too, but he did a really good job as Scott Pilgrim, so I forgive his face.
Scott Pilgrim is just a dab of acne cream on the zit-ridden face of MICHAEL CERA'S ACTING, if one could call what he does acting.
You weren't funny in Arrested Development, you Weren't funny in Juno, you weren't funny in anything.
you do realize he's not here, writing anything, right?
I'll stop posting, but just becuse mods have sent, like 3 PM's at me, and I can't afford another.
And I just hate Michael Cera. Perhaps it was because my Ex dumped me for a man that was more like him... Automatically Appended Next Post: DickBandit wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:DickBandit wrote:
I hate his face too, but he did a really good job as Scott Pilgrim, so I forgive his face.
Scott Pilgrim is just a dab of acne cream on the zit-ridden face of MICHAEL CERA'S ACTING, if one could call what he does acting.
You weren't funny in Arrested Development, you Weren't funny in Juno, you weren't funny in anything.
But I wasn't in any of those movies...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/ Automatically Appended Next Post: ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
He wasn't in Zombieland. That was Jessie Eisenberg. I like him.
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2011/02/13 21:58:04
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
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2011/02/13 21:59:18
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Vandez wrote:ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
Slap the first two, hug the third.
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2011/02/13 22:05:29
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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FITZZ wrote: Coulter is indeed atractive...except for when she's speaking.
Hey just like Palin!
Michael Cera isn't that funny. But he doesn't seem like such a douche that I would want to slap him.
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2011/02/13 22:10:39
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:Vandez wrote:ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
Slap the first two, hug the third.
Slap andy samberg? you are mad chowder.
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2011/02/13 22:13:52
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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=Head desk= THis is what I get for not double checking my actors. I apologize to all, and recognize my idiocity.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
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2011/02/13 22:15:42
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Vandez wrote:ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
Slap the first two, hug the third.
Slap andy samberg? you are mad chowder.
That's Sandberg? Really?
I'd give that guy the largest bear hug ever!
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
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2011/02/13 22:17:16
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
yeah, Fred needs a few good smacks with a 2x4!
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/02/13 22:19:06
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
yeah, Fred needs a few good smacks with a 2x4!
That's Bo Burnham. Not Fred. Bo's actually really funny.
Video is NSFW.
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2011/02/13 22:21:26
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:alarmingrick wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
yeah, Fred needs a few good smacks with a 2x4!
That's Bo Burnham. Not Fred. Bo's actually really funny.
Video is NSFW.
ooops, my bad. but still, Fred does need to be slapped.....
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/02/13 22:24:13
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Fred needs more than a slap.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/13 22:27:35
Subject: Is there a face more slappable than...
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Fixture of Dakka
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ChrisWWII wrote:Fred needs more than a slap.
No question.
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