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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

doesn´t look grown, more like constructed...

   
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University of St. Andrews

I suppose slapping 'inhuman abominations of plastic surgery' is also acceptable...

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Sheffield, UK


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Manchester UK

George Spiggott wrote:

I just slapped my monitor. You owe me a new one.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Sheffield, UK

Albatross wrote:I just slapped my monitor. You owe me a new one.
That seems entirely fair.

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Princeton, WV

Here is another one, Linda Barker:


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Gloucester

Utter douche


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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

If you slap kyle, then you have to give an extra hard slap to the 'people' who go on his show. Seriously, I have never seen so many fethed up people in one place.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Gloucester

The thing which gets me about Kyle is the smug, self satisfied delight he takes in pulling these 'people' appart on national telly. It's not exactly hard to take the piss out of someone when they struggle to spell their own name on a benefits claim form.

I would lay money that he was the sort of kid who had no mates and liked torturing small animals

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I just thought of another one.

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Monster Rain wrote:

I just thought of another one.


I'm pretty sure she was just slapped

And she liked it.
   
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Nuremberg

Seconded on Bono. Preaches about foreign aid obligations while evading tax. Prick.

Politicians are too easy (and too numerous) unfortunately.

Hmmm.
Russel Brand also wants a slap.

   
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Princeton, WV

I am going to have to take a break from this one. My computer monitor can not take anymore.

Here is a couple more:





   
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University of St. Andrews

Oh my God, seconded on Jack Thompson! He deserves a slap with a power fist.

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Princeton, WV

ChrisWWII wrote:Oh my God, seconded on Jack Thompson! He deserves a slap with a power fist.


Did I win the thread? Now that I think of it, I would take Bieber out on a date if I could witness someone slap JT.

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Lord Scythican wrote:


Oh say did you see, by the light's early dawn, what so proudly we watched, from the rockets' red gleaming, who's-


Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Princeton, WV

We really need to rate these on some sort of slap-O-meter. Maybe we should add a Poll to the OP? It would be even better if we had something like this:

http://slapometer.com/
   
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Seattle WA

Lord Scythican wrote:chowderhead13 has the right of it. That girl Bieber is the most slappable ever, of course like undivided said, you shouldn't hit girls. At least wait until she is a grown woman like this lady:




Looks like a cat that ran astray of Dr Moreau.


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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

I'd be afraid to slap her.

It looks like her face would pop.

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Beijing

squilverine wrote:The thing which gets me about Kyle is the smug, self satisfied delight he takes in pulling these 'people' appart on national telly. It's not exactly hard to take the piss out of someone when they struggle to spell their own name on a benefits claim form.


I think it's awful. The people they get on are these desperate wretched people who would likely do anything to be on TV, make money or get some attention. It's just a freak show.

Kyle himself is repulsive, he whips up the hate against someone and when the crowd start booing he'll say "we're not here to judge". Then a few minutes later one of the people on the stage will say something particularly loathsome he'll jump down someone's throat shouting "you amoeba of a man!!"
   
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SoCal, USA!

Howard A Treesong wrote:Come on, Wesley Crusher deserves a good beating, especially if the script writers just made him 'save' the enterprise again.



Yeah, I'll back smacking Wil Wheaton about the head and shoulders.

With a 2x4.

   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

JohnHwangDD wrote:
Howard A Treesong wrote:Come on, Wesley Crusher deserves a good beating, especially if the script writers just made him 'save' the enterprise again.



Yeah, I'll back smacking Wil Wheaton about the head and shoulders.

With a 2x4.




The Wil Wheaton hate continues to grow!

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Haters gon' hate. 
   
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2for1 offer on gakkers.



 
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

2for1 offer on gakkers.


Again shifting from slapping to bloody murder.
   
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slap them.
now.
do it.
fine ill go do it

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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

I don't know who they are.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Princeton, WV

Neither do I. What is their crime?
   
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

Other than that hair-do, that is.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Princeton, WV

Monster Rain wrote:Other than that hair-do, that is.


Now that I look at their hair, I find myself wanting to slap them. I guess I really do not need their names...
   
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Omadon's Realm




they must be purged from the earth...



 
   
 
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