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No Beck?

Wait...Ive got it...the most slappable face ever.

The new special edition of "The Wizard" includes a power glove that lets you punch Lucas in the face through the T.V. Or at least I wish.

Wow.

That's a reference and a half. Well played sir.

I would post a picture of myself, but I fear that many people may not be able to restrain themselves and may damage their desktop equipment/themselves.

Avatar 720 wrote:I would post a picture of myself, but I fear that many people may not be able to restrain themselves and may damage their desktop equipment/themselves.

Let loose the Slaps of War.....

Going off the RaW of the first post, the two faces that come to mind when I think "slappable" are the following:

He's smiling because he's a multi-millionaire who lied to send young British men to die in a war of adventure.

Albatross wrote:
He's smiling because he's a multi-millionaire who lied to send young British men to die in a war of adventure.

Now alby, the thread is about faces you want to slap not punch.

dogma wrote:No Beck?

corpsesarefun wrote:

Albatross wrote:
He's smiling because he's a multi-millionaire who lied to send young British men to die in a war of adventure.

Now alby, the thread is about faces you want to slap not punch.

That's why i didn't select GB!

I originally wrote skin, salt and beat to death but this is a family friendly forum...

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Going off the RaW of the first post, the two faces that come to mind when I think "slappable" are the following:

Cage... i'll give you that one; but Reynolds... the only place i'd slap him is his arse.

Flashman wrote:...the kid out of Seaquest DSV?

If there is, I really don't want to see it.

She made a "Super Bowl Foods" episode and made some really stupid crap. No velveeta and hormel with chips, no wings, no pizza, no bratwursts, and no typical Super Bowl foods.

She made some lame, green stuff that she put 'roasted tomato' chili on. Made me fething cringe and she kept saying 'yummo', Super Bowl food is not 'yummo' its fething delicious and awesome!

@Halonachos
She actually roasted Green Stuff? That's hardcore!

halonachos wrote:

She made a "Super Bowl Foods" episode and made some really stupid crap. No velveeta and hormel with chips, no wings, no pizza, no bratwursts, and no typical Super Bowl foods.

She made some lame, green stuff that she put 'roasted tomato' chili on. Made me fething cringe and she kept saying 'yummo', Super Bowl food is not 'yummo' its fething delicious and awesome!

Nachos...I forbid any Rachel Rae slapping,she may not know jack about what to serve at a Superbowl Party...but she..well dammit she's just cute.

Billinator wrote:@Halonachos
She actually roasted Green Stuff? That's hardcore!

No it was this green stuff that had a fancy name that began with a 'P'. She put it in a bowl and then put some roasted tomatoes(from a can I might add) in chili and put the chili on top of it. She then dipped a chip in it! Her nachos were decent until she made them.

@Fitzz, I will slap the feth out of her for ruining a working class american tradition with elitist food. This is more than just a slapping, its a slapping for my class!

Besides she looks similar to billinator's post.


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I understand your anger Nachos,and agree her Superbowl menu was gak...but ...not the face,if you must slap her...choose another spot.

This is nothing.

I present to you: Rasmus Nøhr


This guy is a danish singer, which both lyrics and tone-of-voice while singing is so fed up with "i am the most happy person alive", that you just feel like smashing his teeth in with a crowbar!
- Oh, GOD, that guy annoys me! >(

Rachael Ray does not have a slappable face. Hers is quite attractive. Most people who have slappable faces instead just look like total douchebags.

Your mother comes to mind.

[/exit stage left, pursued by a bear for making a yo momma joke]

Melissia wrote:Rachael Ray does not have a slappable face. Hers is quite attractive. Most people who have slappable faces instead just look like total douchebags.

Your mother comes to mind.

[/exit stage left, pursued by a bear for making a yo momma joke]

I don't know, I would love to slap that elitist smile off of her face, all for the proletariet of course.

halonachos wrote:

Melissia wrote:Rachael Ray does not have a slappable face. Hers is quite attractive. Most people who have slappable faces instead just look like total douchebags.

Your mother comes to mind.

[/exit stage left, pursued by a bear for making a yo momma joke]

I don't know, I would love to slap that elitist smile off of her face, all for the proletariet of course.

Oh, the way you put it...
+1 for absolute cuteness!

Wait a minute, what are we slapping with?

The answer to this question changes the target of my original post.

MR wins..

I really really loathe that woman.

halonachos wrote:I don't know, I would love to slap that elitist smile off of her face, all for the proletariet of course.

I don't think RR is elitist....?

malfred wrote:Wait a minute, what are we slapping with?

The answer to this question changes the target of my original post.

Hmmm, I'd say it's Slappers choice as to what they are slapping with and what target they are slapping...but that's just my opinion.

malfred wrote:Wait a minute, what are we slapping with?

The answer to this question changes the target of my original post.

Oh god, the possibilities!

chowderhead13 wrote:

I do believe I win, gentlemen.

Seconded, although my code of honor bars me from hitting girls.

chowderhead13 has the right of it. That girl Bieber is the most slappable ever, of course like undivided said, you shouldn't hit girls. At least wait until she is a grown woman like this lady: