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They are jedward, a pair of bizzarely immature irish teenagers who butchered their way through a variety of songs on a talent show here in the UK.

Oh wow, that is bad. Slap that meter to ten!!!

Damn you Jedward. As if my nation has not been tarnished enough. Damn you to pointy haired hell.

In Dublin there are bus adverts with both of these looking deadly serious campaigning for an end to child poverty. With that hair. It descends into farce.

I am so fething angry right now.

I'm sorry, Monster Rain. So sorry.

It's not your fault, Da Boss.

I won't hold their Irish heritage against you.

But but but then how will I blame Americans for Palin et al? This cannot be! You're...not tarring all of one nationality with one brush?
Don't you know where you are?
THIS. IS. OT!

I don't know what I was thinking.

Why do the Irish style their hair like that? You'd think that they wouldn't have the time, what with all the drinking...

Lord Scythican wrote:Neither do I. What is their crime?

Just type Jedward into Youtube, but you may want some tissue handy for when your ears start to bleed.

squilverine wrote:

Lord Scythican wrote:Neither do I. What is their crime?

Just type Jedward into Youtube, but you may want some tissue handy...

I like where this is going...

for when your ears start to bleed.

Ah.

Oh yes, very much so. Very, very, much so. Preferrably with something a bit heavier and more likely to do lethal damage.

Continuing the suggestions...

Oh dear lord I'd forgotten about that annoying harpy.

This thread is raising my blood pressure.

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BTW, for anyone who used to love Formula One:



Oh, wait, someone already did.

Should of thought of this one earlier. Obvious really.

Flashman wrote:Should of thought of this one earlier. Obvious really.

I can't make my mind up between him or this one:



Imagine if he would have kept going as Anakin?


Also chowderhead13, I would slap that one and this one together:


(Actually didn't they already do the "slapping" together already?)

Lord Scythican wrote:Also chowderhead13, I would slap that one and this one together:


(Actually didn't they already do the "slapping" together already?)

I'd slap that one across the face with a meat sausage...

JohnHwangDD wrote:

Lord Scythican wrote:Also chowderhead13, I would slap that one and this one together:


(Actually didn't they already do the "slapping" together already?)

I'd slap that one across the face with a meat sausage...

That's disgusting. At least cook it first. It's more hygienic.

squilverine wrote:

Lord Scythican wrote:Neither do I. What is their crime?

Just type Jedward into Youtube, but you may want some tissue handy for when your ears start to bleed.

Just remember...if you ever meet Jedward, ask for the autograph. The distraction ought to enable you to bite one of them on the face.

Thing is, I find it hard to hate Pattinson OR Stewart, given that both of them have made their hatred for Meyer and the Twilight series as a whole quite clear. In fact, Pattinson signed up for reasons I'm sure we can all sympathize with: money and sex.

That being said, I propose hitting Meyer 3x as much.

corpsesarefun wrote:They are jedward, a pair of bizzarely immature irish teenagers who butchered their way through a variety of songs on a talent show here in the UK.

I've never been an advocate for the use of violence, but we need to rid the Earth of these two. Honestly, if it wasn't cool when Vanilla Ice did it originally(ish) why bring it back?

Where is he shopping? Not that I want to slap him (not much of an opinion either way), I just happened upon this in my travels.



Remember this little scamp?

Monster Rain wrote:


Remember this little scamp?

You know how FITZZ and corpses have that temporal time thing?

I think you may be me in the future...

I have many things to warn you about, young one.

Monster Rain wrote:I have many things to warn you about, young one.

As do I, future me.

Also, if Doc Brown comes looking for us, tell him you are "The one". He'll know what to do from there.

Er... Jonas brothers?

corpsesarefun wrote:They are jedward, a pair of bizzarely immature irish teenagers who butchered their way through a variety of songs on a talent show here in the UK.

Whoa, at first I wondered who they were, but now I remember. They actually covered songs without permission. That's douchy to say the least.

Monster Rain wrote:

Where is he shopping? Not that I want to slap him (not much of an opinion either way), I just happened upon this in my travels.











Remember this little scamp?

That was completely random, but funny nonetheless.

I think I would rather slap Jedward than the Jonas Brothers.

And that's saying something.