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Monster Rain wrote:I think I would rather slap Jedward than the Jonas Brothers.

And that's saying something.

At least the JB made their own songs, as bad as they are.

Also, Vanilla Ice, really? Who ever thought that was a good idea is the one who needs to be slapped.

Come to think of it, Vanilla Ice could use a slap as well.

Monster Rain wrote:Come to think of it, Vanilla Ice could use a slap as well.

Do it.


By the way, I found something humorous on Cracked when I got that picture.


They said:That he could justify dedicating his off seasons to kick starting his "rap career" should bar him from any future hall of fame consideration. Similarly, that someone could justify rounding up the least horrifying songs shat out of that rap career and release them as "The Best of Shaquille O'Neal" should bar that person from ever enjoying another day that doesn't begin with a swift punch to the gut.

Monster Rain wrote:I think I would rather slap Jedward than the Jonas Brothers.

And that's saying something.

I think they need a haircut, then a firm backhand.

ChrisWWII wrote:Thing is, I find it hard to hate Pattinson OR Stewart, given that both of them have made their hatred for Meyer and the Twilight series as a whole quite clear. In fact, Pattinson signed up for reasons I'm sure we can all sympathize with: money and sex.

That being said, I propose hitting Meyer 3x as much.

I didn't know this. That does make the issue very different. Still I don't know who to smack more, Meyer or Laurell K. Hamilton. Both are pretty bad.

Monster Rain wrote:Come to think of it, Vanilla Ice could use a slap as well.

To the extreme!

Word to ya mutha.

George Spiggott wrote:

Do we have to slap Iggy?

alarmingrick wrote:

George Spiggott wrote:

Do we have to slap Iggy?

Yes, spare the rod spoil the rock star.

alarmingrick wrote:

George Spiggott wrote:

Do we have to slap Iggy?

Yes. Once for assuming I want to look at his chest all the time and two for trying to sell me car insurance.

JohnHwangDD wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Come to think of it, Vanilla Ice could use a slap as well.

To the extreme!

Word to ya mutha.

Anything less than the best is a felony.

David Guetta deserves a strom of slaps...

whatwhat wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:

George Spiggott wrote:

Do we have to slap Iggy?

Yes. Once for assuming I want to look at his chest all the time and two for trying to sell me car insurance.

He broke my heart when I saw these ads. This cancelled out his lewd behaviour whilst performing on 'Number 73' that kid's show in the 80s and that had previously been tv gold.

Hey, hes got bills like everyone else to pay. Problem is, what life skills does he have other then jumping off stage and landing on wine glasses?

Oh, come on - where's the REAL slapable faces?

Smarmy, smug, toerag. Not sure I would slap it but I would definitely punch it ...

You cant top a fist magnet like this one without bringing out a bloody dictator




Oh yes, both hands at once.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

whatwhat wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:

George Spiggott wrote:

Do we have to slap Iggy?

Yes. Once for assuming I want to look at his chest all the time and two for trying to sell me car insurance.

He broke my heart when I saw these ads. This cancelled out his lewd behaviour whilst performing on 'Number 73' that kid's show in the 80s and that had previously been tv gold.

That's my work that is. Claims Department. You stack it, I sort it. Eventually. Perhaps.

Mr Mystery wrote:

That's my work that is. Claims Department. You stack it, I sort it. Eventually. Perhaps.

Ah, I was the complaints coordinator for 3 years for my insurance firm, if you didn't sort it according to FSA and FOS regulation, I dragged you into a darkened office and made you cry...

Who watches the insurance watchmen? Stompa, MeanGreenStompa...

Only part way through Lost Season 6, so maybe it's too early too judge, BUT...

...this guy is really getting on my nerves. The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."



EDIT - Oh...

must... hate... kill...

Flashman wrote:The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."

...which is basically 'Lost' in a fething nutshell. A fething terrible, terrible, pretentious pile of crap, that show. Absolutely fething awful.

The worst part was when the witch who wrote it basically admitted that the writers were just making it up as they went along, with no idea of what it all means or how it will end. What a tit.







*deep breath*

Let's just say I'm not a fan.

Albatross wrote:

Flashman wrote:The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."

...which is basically 'Lost' in a fething nutshell. A fething terrible, terrible, pretentious pile of crap, that show. Absolutely fething awful.

The worst part was when the witch who wrote it basically admitted that the writers were just making it up as they went along, with no idea of what it all means or how it will end. What a tit.







*deep breath*

Let's just say I'm not a fan.

It was pretty good till about season 4. They should have never left the island. The whole "not knowing what is going on" was intriguing there for awhile. Once I realized the show wasn't going to tell me anything, that is when I started to hate it. The show was about the island for several seasons and all the mystery. Once J.J. Abrams left to work on movies, then the show magically switched to being "about the characters".

I could slap that whole show.

Lord Scythican wrote:

Albatross wrote:

Flashman wrote:The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."

...which is basically 'Lost' in a fething nutshell. A fething terrible, terrible, pretentious pile of crap, that show. Absolutely fething awful.

The worst part was when the witch who wrote it basically admitted that the writers were just making it up as they went along, with no idea of what it all means or how it will end. What a tit.







*deep breath*

Let's just say I'm not a fan.

It was pretty good till about season 4. They should have never left the island. The whole "not knowing what is going on" was intriguing there for awhile. Once I realized the show wasn't going to tell me anything, that is when I started to hate it. The show was about the island for several seasons and all the mystery. Once J.J. Abrams left to work on movies, then the show magically switched to being "about the characters".

I could slap that whole show.

Now if we could put a face on the show, we'd be set!

Can we consolidate the whole show into Kate's face? She was probably the most slappable.

Speaking of Kates.....

Speaking of "celebrities" that are forced down our throats by annoying gossip "news"...

Perez Hilton getting his face punched in is the reason I will never say an unkind word about Will I. Am from the Black Eyed Peas.

He lived my most impossible dream.

Dorkins; Butthurt Baby. I dislike 'athiest and proud' people just cos of him. He couldn't even explain evolution properly in one of his TV shows...


Boring zero charisma in real life. No sense of humour, head up bum...


GOD I HATE FRY!!!! Smug fat Baby-snatcher...

Monster Rain wrote:Perez Hilton getting his face punched in is the reason I will never say an unkind word about Will I. Am from the Black Eyed Peas.

He lived my most impossible dream.

Wait he punched Perez Hilton? No way!? How come I didnt know that? Details people DETAILS!