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**Hawky**

Granted. Politics ceases to exist and world turns into anarchy.

I wish for guardsmen to be sold already painted.

**brushcommando**

Granted. But they come in a garish combination of neon green and orange armor, with pink fatigues. Looking at them for more than a minute causes madness in most players.

I wish everything I ate was healthy for me.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! I hope you like raw, organic Kale for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I wish all humans just spoke one common language.

**Hawky**

granted. Everybody is now mute and uses sign-language.

I wish my table lamp stopped buzzing.

**jhe90**

Granted.

Your lamp tops buzzing and now plays constant Justin Beiber baby loudly for eternity

Well done...

I wish my custodious would highlight themselves.

**brushcommando**

Granted. Your Custodes come to life, and not liking how they look without highlights, finish the job themselves. Less to your delight however, their weapons also become functional and you are pelted with a very painful hail of tiny bolter shots the next time you approach your painting area.

I wish I could afford to spend more money on my hobby...

**Hawky**

Granted. Two weeks later you died of starvation, but you have your dream model on the shelf.

I wish for new pot of Nuln Oil.

**korbenn**

Granted you get a brand new pot of Nuln oil also it is four times the regular size and content for only twice the price. Downside is the pot is so terrible to open you cant help spilling most of it over yourself and your paint area everytime you open it.

My heretical yellow friend just deviled an icon of our Holy god Emperor and the Inquisition is at my door. I wish for an escape route.

**snurl**

Granted. It leads straight to the gallows.

I wish for heretics to burn.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Some heretics come into your house and spontaneously combust, burning your house to the ground.

I wish the Falcons had won the Super Bowl.

**jhe90**

Granted.
The superbowl is won.

However before you see them win you are crushed by a 2500 pound falling hat made of crisps, salsa and nacho,s...

And the super bowl is just a superman bowl...

I wish i had more tome to paint models.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted.. Someone gives you a large book on the subject of model painting. Now you have more tome to paint models.

I wish it didn't take so long to fly from America to England.

**snurl**

Granted. You are strapped to an ICBM headed for London.

I wish Trump would quit.

**Hawky**

Granted. Trump quits, but he made America great again.

I wish for justice for Clinton.

**brushcommando**

Granted. Clinton asks for a drink at her posh fundraiser, but is given just ice instead...

I wish to write a best-selling novel...

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. Your literary genius is finally recognized long after your demise, at which time your novel becomes a beet-seller.

I wish for some fish and chips.

**korbenn**

Granted. You get a large meal of fish and chips, with all the fixings. You dig in only to find out the fish is made from Poison blow fish. They bury whats left of you in an envelope.

I wish somebody let me out of this co-add, multi species jail.

**jhe90**

Granted we shall transfer you to a new jail with only you..

On a island.. Alone on a planet alone with no other intelligent life bar the kardashians...

Well semi inteligent life...

Enjoy. Did I say the island was only stocked with non alcoholic beer...

...

I wish for a most epic and stylish hat.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It comes from the 'Kardashian' fashion line and immediately turns you into a publicity-seeking, vapid git once you place it on your head.

I wish I could eat smoked salmon and bagels with cream cheese every day for breakfast.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. You now can only eat those things and will soon get tired of salmon and bagels all the time.

I wish I had the power to instantly assemble models.

**Hawky**

Granted. You can instantly assemble models, but its in random pattern.

I wish I could clap at speed of sound.

**korbenn**

Granted. You start clapping and can't stop untill both you hands are turned into an agonizing mush of minced meat and shattered bone.

I wish the techpriests where not so technologicaly backwards.

**jhe90**

Granted. They understand far much more

However they also create super skynet and now skynet has space ships with black hole cannons...

Oops...

I wish that I felt less ill...

**snurl**

Granted. You don't feel ill at all, but you infect everyone else.

I wish for some good supper.

**korbenn**

Granted, However after eating it you develop a horrible food allergy.

I wish for some Louisiana Rye whiskey.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You enjoy it so much that you become a raging alcoholic.

I wish for a banana split.

**jhe90**

Granted... But you are first transformed into a banana...
Then split..

Ouch..

I wish that my beard would look truely excellent.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your beard looks truly excellent...but only to blind people.

I wish elephants could become invisible at will and trample poachers unseen.

**Hawky**

Granted. But sometimes they make a mistake and smash innocent people. Or wander off to an airport while invisible.

I wish I could break laws of phycics.

**snurl**

Granted. No one notices.

I wish for a sharp pencil.