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**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Unfortunately, the moment you go to use it, the tip breaks off and there are no sharpening devices for miles.

I wish Thunderdome was the prescribed form of capital punishment.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. I don't think I'll corrupt that wish. Tina Turner for president 2020.

I wish Tina Turner wins the 2020 election.

**War Kitten**

Granted, she then proceeds to run the country into the ground.

I wish I remembered to post in this thread more

**jhe90**

Granted!

This is the only thing online you can ever post on. Enjoy.

I wish dakka would be faster on my phone.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. Dakka is fast, but the rest of the Internet is incredibly slow and your phone company starts charging more for service.

I wish for my own Forge World to manufacture anything I want.

**Hawky**

Granted. Half a year later your forge world is bought by Nipponians, who repurpose the forge world to make the most cancerous anime figures and waifu pillows

I wish for soundproof doors to my flat.

**snurl**

Granted. They are soundproof and open proof as well.

I wish for spaghetti for dinner.

**korbenn**

Granted. You get imperial standard issue spaghetti in unappetizing gray #13 and with atrificialy flavoured paste in unappetizing brown #07 and 0 natural ingridients.

I wish to be Fabricator General with all the technical knowledge of today.

**Hawky**

Granted. Other Fabricators consider you to be dumb and primitive, because you are not able to build a basic, functional lasgun. How can you even get to that position?

I wish to speak fluently Spanish.

**ZergSmasher**

Concedido. Usted puede hablar español, pero se confunde con un narcotraficante mexicano y se le echa en la cárcel durante mucho tiempo.

I wish for the perfect woman to love me always.

**brushcommando**

Granted. You are protagonists in a Pixar film. She is dead in the first five minutes leaving you old and bitter..

I wish it weren't opposite day.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's now the day after.

Now that she is back on the market, so to speak, I wish to take Scarlett Johansson out for an evening of cocktails and dinner.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. Unfortunately, the date goes exactly as you would expect.

I wish for a 1959 Fender Telecaster.

**snurl**

Granted. The strings break and smack you right in the eye.

I wish to be able to play one.

**korbenn**

Granted. You play it wonderfully. You also become a guitar douchbag and everyone hates you.

I wish for an entire line of plastic primarch's with lots of options, wonderfully sculpted and freely available.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But GW views "freely available" as costing $10000. each.

I wish I had a decent Indian restaurant near me.

**brushcommando**

Granted. You are entombed under an indian restaurant, Edgar Allen Poe style.

I wish I had an entire chapter's worth of space marine models.

**Baron Klatz**

Granted. But a crazed PETA member breaks into your house and steals them all while yelling, "40k is murder!".

I wish I was a skilled and famous artist.

**Hawky**

Granted. You got famous by skillfully throwing yoghurt on buildings and calling it modern art. But in the end you got jailed for damaging prive property and littering.

I wish Guard got new model kit.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But the kit consists of only one Finecast model, sculpted by a blind 7-year old and is a pose of a guardsman bent over, scratching his butt.

I wish I was in New Orleans at Café du Monde, enjoying a bag of fresh beignets and a large café au lait! Nom, nom....

**snurl**

Granted. When the staff catches you there, they have voodoo on their minds.

I wish i felt better.

**Hawky**

Granted. You felt better in the past.

I wish I won the lottery.

**brushcommando**

Granted. Your are captured by Fallout's Caesar's Legion and "win" 2nd place in the lottery. They break your legs. First place goes free. Everyone else who played dies horribly.

I wish the starwars prequels were rebooted with better actors.

**korbenn**

Granted. Sadly the acting talent of the star studded cast is no match for the awfull script and the abomination that is the "new" story line.

I wish for a crate of amontillado, a pallet of bricks and a couple of bags of cement.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted.You get the November 1846 issue of Godey's Lady's Book.

I wish for a robotic owl.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But it immediately develops a glitch and screeches "HOOT" every 30 seconds.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

**korbenn**

Granted. The a TARDIS materializes infront of your house. Since you have no knowledge on how to operate it, it just stands there blocking you door.

I wish to make more deadly things sexy.

**snurl**

Granted. You are soon dead after testing your inventions.

I wish for some quiet time.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

Granted. You lose your hearing for a week.

I wish for some great Valentines Day ideas.

**Hawky**

Granted. You made up an absolutely great and romantic gift for your girlfriend and decided to give it to her in the evening, but she left you in the morning because you were not romantic enough.

I wish my groceries were delivered via supply drop.