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**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but there so badly painted its a crime.

i wish i had the money for my army.

**snurl**

Granted. You have the money for your army. But GW immediately raises prices before you can get there to spend it.

I wish for some better images for my project.

**The Zoat**

You have better pictures. (Better as in worse)

I wish for apples.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. They are. but VEEERY crappy like.

I wish I could just get a easy job...

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.you haul manure.

i wish i had my IG army with no tricks or hassle happening or going to happen when i get them.

**snurl**

Granted. Your IG army shows up at your house tomorrow morning. They all want coffee and they are running out of parking spots.

I wish for higher resolution pictures.

**Ledabot**

Granted, but the model painting still sucks.

I wish for a sanwich. (Just like hobbes!)

**lord commissar klimino**

granted, you get a sanwich.a plastic one.

i wish i had the coffee for my new IG army.oh,and the perking spots they need.

**Ledabot**

Granted. you get that stuff, but it came out of the local space mariene fort and they want it back heritics!

I wish for ☺z

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but due to the fact i cant tell what it is,you just leep for a few seconds.then never sleep again.

i wish we won the fight against the space marines.

**snurl**

Granted. You won against the space marines. Now a different color space marine chapter has a grudge to settle with you.

I wish my camera would hold still.

**The Zoat**

snurl wrote:Granted. You won against the space marines. Now a different color space marine chapter has a grudge to settle with you.

I wish my camera would hold still.

It holds still, its now immovable.

I wish I was a cyborg.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a Cyborg. Your job is to open cans.

I now wish for better light.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.you have so much light that you are blind.

i wish these dang space marines would leave me alone.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. Now the Inquisition shows up.
I wish for lolz.

P.S.
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!"

**JustWeaver**

Wish granted, you did it for the Lolz. But the Lolz family died anyway.

I wish that I could paint faster.

**snurl**

Granted. You use a roller.

I wish to not be so busy.

**JustWeaver**

Granted. You are now a plant. You are no longer busy because your a plant and you don't do gak, except photosynthasize.

I wish my girlfriend would not insist on having long conversations on the phone.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,she stops talking to you on the phone all together.good luck planning anymore dates.

i wish i had the money for a pet hedgehog.(not the blue kind!)

**snurl**

Granted. You get a hedgehog. It bites you, then tunnels its way to freedom.

I wish that lawn work didn't take so long.

**The Zoat**

It no longer takes that long. It now takes 36 hours.

I wish for a Bolter.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.but its just a replica and dosent work.

i wish my hedgehog was back :(

**Ledabot**

Granted. It still hates you and files a letter of resignation.

I wish for more time to play 40k

**snurl**

GRANTED. You are an inmate at an asylum and the only game in the "day Room" is 40k.

I wish they would turn off this blasted air conditioner at night.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.to dop this they delete air conditioners from the world.may a people die of heat stroke.

i wish to suffocate my hedgehog with a pillow then have it run over by a train.

**Ledabot**

Granted. You have to get a narcissistic cat to eat all spare cat food (because what else would you feed a hedgehog with?)

I wish to sit my exams in a room that has working aircon that doesn’t make high pitched noises when it’s running.

**snurl**

Gran....! Not. Impossible, even for a Genie. You must suffer through exams, it is a rite of passage.

I wish they would at least turn the aircon down at night around here. I'm freezing.

**RaptorsTalon**

Granted. They turn it down, but turn the heating up to maximum. It is now 50 degrees inside.

I wish Warhammer wasn't so expensive.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but now you have to keep your miniatures below freezing or they melt.

i wish my warhammer miniatures would come to life.

**snurl**

Granted. They come to life and nag you incessantly to paint them.

I wish the chipmonks would leave the garage peacefully.