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2011/07/17 10:12:28
Subject: The Genie Game
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Granted. They do, but come back an hour later with freinds.
I wish I could spend more time playing games on Dakka.
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2011/07/17 22:31:21
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, you are now chained to your seat and the only website you can visit is the Dakka game forums. Only problem is the people you are playing with don't know what the rules to the game are.
I wish I had more time.
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2011/07/17 22:40:03
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,your now in limbo were there is no time. of course now you also have lots of alone time.
i wish for my miniatures to stop nagging me.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/18 00:42:11
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They are quite silent and motionless. But you still catch them giving you dirty looks.
I wish this movie is good.
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2011/07/18 11:45:31
Subject: The Genie Game
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Wish granted. The movie is good. You thoroughly enjoyed the cinematic experience. Sadly, as you left the theater a rock strikes you in the head. You fall down and now have amnesia. You lost track of the last 4 hours. You no longer remember that you even saw the movie...
I wish my girlfriend wasn't such an over-emotional train wreck.
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2011/07/18 17:02:04
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,now she is a emotionless none moving doll.
i wish my sisters weren't the dumbest people i knew.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/18 17:54:56
Subject: The Genie Game
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Granted. You meet an even dumber person, and have to spend all your time locked in a room with them.
I wish that the weather in Britan was better.
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2011/07/18 23:28:27
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The weather is better but the fleas are murder.
I wish women were less self-centered.
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2011/07/19 00:07:16
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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gran-wait,no,not even genies can fix that.otherwise it wouldn't still be a problem for them too!
i wish i had some amazing hot wings right now.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/19 02:14:40
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted. You have a steaming hot plate of the most succulent, juicy, saucy, delicious wing ever. Only problem is, now all other food tastes like ass (literally) and the place that makes these delicious wings just went out of business and you will never have them again.
I wish for more room for my books.
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2011/07/19 04:49:45
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. All your books are very small.
I wish the wing place would open back up.
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2011/07/19 05:14:24
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but there recipe now sucks and makes everything taste like ass.
i wish everything didnt taste like ass to me....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/19 15:57:54
Subject: The Genie Game
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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wish granted, but now you have an insatiable hunger for the taste of ass.
I wish my job paid me more money.
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2011/07/19 19:38:53
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, but now every employee is Rodney. Live with it Bitch. (Sorry to the rest of Dakka, we work together and he will get the joke)
I wish that this line of ass jokes can continue.
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2011/07/19 19:40:36
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,and to make it happen....your now paid in male ass.
i wish i didnt want ass....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/20 03:49:31
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, now you have a distinct craving for donkey, or popularly known as an ass.
I wish my parents would get off my back and quit nagging me.
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2011/07/20 04:29:33
Subject: The Genie Game
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Wish Granted, your parents aren't on your back anymore, instead they are up your ass.
I wish I didn't wreck my car last week...
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2011/07/20 04:36:33
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You wreck it this week because you drive like an ass.
I wish people would slow down.
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2011/07/20 07:35:54
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Granted they move at one mile an hour.
I wish i had a meltagun.
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2011/07/20 08:01:24
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get a Meltagun. You put your eye out promptly after.
I wish people would speed up just a little.
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2011/07/20 12:20:53
Subject: The Genie Game
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Granted, but now everyone is addicted to Methamphetamine.
I wish that my cell phone service didn't suck so badly at work.
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2011/07/20 20:07:28
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,now the tower is IN your building so it only works at work.
i wish everything that happened in this thread became truly real....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/20 20:59:19
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted. but a bunch of minis came to life and started rampaging around some geek named (+insert my name here+)'s house.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/07/20 21:00:24
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(you forgot your wish........)
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/20 21:01:50
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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I wish for...a sandwich.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/07/20 22:10:10
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, You get a sandwich. Only problem is its a gak sandwich. Feels bad man.
I wish for a pay raise.
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2011/07/20 22:20:24
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,you get a pay raise...in the form of a kiss from your boss before you leave every day.
i wish...i knew what to wish for.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/21 00:21:39
Subject: The Genie Game
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Granted, you know what you want to wish for, but now you can't wish for it as you wished to know what to wish for.
I wish I was invincible on Halo Reach Multiplayer
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2011/07/21 14:32:17
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, you are invincible on Halo Reach Multiplayer. Only problem is so is everyone else and the game sucks now. Its ok, not that great of a game anyway.
I wish for GW to stop with the stupid resin finecast models.
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2011/07/21 16:01:27
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted.but to make up on the money they raie prices.again.(jerk....)
i wish i could afford GW stuff....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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