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I have modeled female tank commanders in the past to represent female crews. I briefly considered making my own female Cadian Guardsmen, made one, then decided against it. It is just too much work and although looks different, on the table it is barely noticeable unless you either exaggerate the heck out of the female features and in a squad that will draw attention to the models (like there is one in the Guard), or by doing a whole bunch of them! At least that's from my design. I have seen others that are done better.

How does this happen?
plasma cannon=strong, plasma gun=weaker but still strong
multi-melta==strong,meltagun= weaker but still strong
heavy famer=strong,flamer=weaker but still strong
heavy bolter=strong,bolter=weaker but still stronh
lascannon= uber badass,=lasgun= pitiful and pathetic

Because each thing you listed apart from the Las weaponry fires the same ammo, just different amounts.

Lasguns fire low energy lasers. Lascannons are like the LHC.

Not to mention Lasguns are the only thing they can still mass produce. Because its mass produced, it wont be as strong as its much harder to make lascannon.

BRING ON THE MEAT GRINDER!

Are you making hot dogs or hambergers?

Gwar! wrote:Not to mention SoB are all Celibate Closet Lesbians anyway

My view of SoB is somewhat similar to what somebody said about Daemonettes of Slannesh. We don't know what's under the loin cloths.

barlio wrote:

Gwar! wrote:Not to mention SoB are all Celibate Closet Lesbians anyway

My view of SoB is somewhat similar to what somebody said about Daemonettes of Slannesh. We don't know what's under the loin cloths.

Nobody expects the Inquisition!

err. . .

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My overactive imagination just gave me waking nightmares!
Demons are bad enough but... the sisters...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh.. help!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
On another, safer topic, I declare that I HATE TURTLE PIE!

sugna the repairible wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My overactive imagination just gave me waking nightmares!
Demons are bad enough but... the sisters...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh.. help!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
On another, safer topic, I declare that I HATE TURTLE PIE!

As a fromer member of the church of the turtle pie (it was killed not long ago) I burn you as a heretic! *flamed*

whats the difference between crack and 40k?
cracks cheaper.

What's the difference between cocaine and 40k? Cocaine is cheaper (pound for pound).

What is the Difference between Citadel Games Warhammer 40,000 Miniatures and Benzoylmethyl Ecgonine, a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant?

To obtain a dosage of Benzoylmethyl Ecgonine requires the expenditure of less currency than to get an equivalent amount of Citadel Miniatures.

Why doesn't GW cast their figures in solid gold?

It would cut their profits by 10%...

sugna the repairible wrote:Are you making hot dogs or hambergers?

I'm making a guardmeat sandwich! (while my guests and I all wear commissar hats)

Krellnus wrote:

sugna the repairible wrote:Are you making hot dogs or hambergers?

I'm making a guardmeat sandwich! (while my guests and I all wear commissar hats)

That sounds delectable. . .

Gwar! wrote:

sugna the repairible wrote:WHAT?
EVERY Male Inqusitor in the galaxy now declares you an arch Heritic. Now die a thousand slow deaths.

That's ok, I'll just devote myself to Slaanesh and get a boner while you kill me

I think I just threw up in my mouth

"On another, safer topic, I declare that I HATE TURTLE PIE! "

YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wyomingfox wrote:

Gwar! wrote:

sugna the repairible wrote:WHAT?
EVERY Male Inqusitor in the galaxy now declares you an arch Heritic. Now die a thousand slow deaths.

That's ok, I'll just devote myself to Slaanesh and get a boner while you kill me

I think I just threw up in my mouth

Where else CAN you throw up?
...
On second thoughts, don't answer that

Disjointed Entity wrote:

wyomingfox wrote:

Gwar! wrote:

sugna the repairible wrote:WHAT?
EVERY Male Inqusitor in the galaxy now declares you an arch Heritic. Now die a thousand slow deaths.

That's ok, I'll just devote myself to Slaanesh and get a boner while you kill me

I think I just threw up in my mouth

Where else CAN you throw up?
...
On second thoughts, don't answer that

If your a Slaanesh Cultist, there are certianly a lot of places you can throw up INTO

This thread still needs more 40k humor





and a joke I found

A Slaneesh demonnette was found, half dead, by a platoon of imperial guard, who screamed "foul abomination" and walked along by....

Next, a sister of battle came past, screamed "foul abomination", cast some protective runes on herself, and walked along by......

Next, a space marine came past, put a bullet in it's leg, and left it there to die a sorrowful death....

Next, an ancient and wise Eldar came along....

5 minutes later, he walked out of the bush, muttering under his breath "they don't make them like they used to......"

ShadowRocket wrote:This thread still needs more 40k humor

And lo, she would kick thy ass with her hello kitty dreadnought and her army of female space marines, in hot pink terminator armor. And thou wouldst be shamed except that thou wouldst run away first, fear of the dread cooties striking at your souls.

WTF ?!!!?

deadly chicken wrote:WTF ?!!!?

They're called girls. You may have heard rumor of them, or seen their slanneshi counterparts.

sugna the repairible wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My overactive imagination just gave me waking nightmares!
Demons are bad enough but... the sisters...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh.. help!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
On another, safer topic, I declare that I HATE TURTLE PIE!

I, as the Third Saint of Turtle Pie, declare you a Heretic. Fetch the flamers, brothers. We haven't had to burn someone in a long time.

Obviously not such a safe topic.

In Soviet Russia, heretic declares you Saint of Turtle Pie!

On a side note, anyone know where I can buy some industrial towers and space corridors?

I believe space corridors and industrial towers can be found at Litko Aerosystems
......but i may be mistaken

sugna the repairible wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My overactive imagination just gave me waking nightmares!
Demons are bad enough but... the sisters...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh.. help!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
On another, safer topic, I declare that I HATE TURTLE PIE!

As Interrogator Chaplain of the aforementioned Holy Church of the Turtle Pie, I must regret to inform my brethren that they can not burn the heretic just yet. First I must make him repent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY Repent foul heretic or you shall receive more punishment, that may or may not be 40k related at all!!!

Ketara wrote:In Soviet Russia, heretic declares you Saint of Turtle Pie!

On a side note, anyone know where I can buy some industrial towers and space corridors?

YOU HERETIC LISTEN TO THE QUOTE BELOW!

LoboFuego wrote:I believe space corridors and industrial towers can be found at Litko Aerosystems
......but i may be mistaken

And you... don't get me started on you....

Just kidding, you are quite right it is Litko Aerosystems that provides space towers and industrial corridors... er... space corridors and industrial towers.

no idea how many of these are reposts, but...meh, i'm an ork.

also, last image has big boy language!


Edit: Pic with inappropriate language removed. -- yakface

Oh sacred wisemen! How may I become a holy follow of the sacred Turtle Pie?

Also,

lol.

Thou cannot burn what You cant reach. Forces of chaos unite! (except nurgle because he gets the pie so we don't like him in our group.)
Also, Disjointed Entity, I like your pic. And to all the so called saints, (your talking to a Roman Catholic here,) I defie you for I will have Kharn turn you all in to corpses. I meet him he doesn't like pie OR turtles so you guys are in trouble.