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Granted, But the rest of the Hive Fleet get worried about it and come to find out where it has gone. They kill you and put you in a digestion pool. They then decide to stay and destroy the world.

I wish I had terminator armour.

Granted. But it's extremely rusty and crappy.

I wish for awesome trolling.

Granted, but it is a shallow attempt.

TROLL wrote:God is a stupid lie, science is a scam, why don't you friend me, OP is a f@ggot, asians are stupid etc.

I wish I wish I wish I wish.

granted. But you have successfully created Inception and destroyed the earth via Inception.

I wish the Troll was a little bit better.

Granted. But now he cheats the laws of physics and you shoot off the planet into space.

I wish GW had a timely and public release schedule

granted but now you cant stop your buying. you go broke and have to sell drugs to make a living, you end up selling them to an unstable madman, who receives a vision while stoned, he creates a thermobaric missile and fires it at the nearest nuclear plant. which also happens to be the largest. it explodes and bathes the world in fallout. mutants roam the lands until they ind a hidden weapons chache, they end up killing each other off. you have just killed the human race. thanks a lot. next time, be carful what you wish for.

please post a wish.

ineptus astartes wrote:granted but now you cant stop your buying. you go broke and have to sell drugs to make a living, you end up selling them to an unstable madman, who receives a vision while stoned, he creates a thermobaric missile and fires it at the nearest nuclear plant. which also happens to be the largest. it explodes and bathes the world in fallout. mutants roam the lands until they ind a hidden weapons chache, they end up killing each other off. you have just killed the human race. thanks a lot. next time, be carful what you wish for.

great a C-C-COMBO breaker

@Ineptus: WISH-JACK!

For my second wish (courtesy of ineptus), I'd wish that all 40K armies were balanced fairly.

Granted..... but .... um.... something bad happens as a consequence.

I wish i had £1,000,000,000 all in Pennies and they would never crush me of cause the economy to crash.

Granted, but they merely form a large, pretty (yet useless) floating copper orb in space.

I wish I could fly

granted, but you fly too close to the sun and .. you know the rest


i wish i was an ork

granted. but your a grot...

i wish i was a dragon, with black leathery wings, and blue scales. and i was as big as a real house. and i was on earth. and had the ability to change from each form at my will (human-dragon). I wonder what people can see the flaw in for that one?

granted but you collide with a 747 and die

i wish cher lloyd was talented

Granted.... but you cannot see her "talent" in your country... due to copyright.
I wish the Australian Government would stop trying to ban video games.

damn. forgot about collisions.

granted... but no more good video games are produced. ever.

i wish gw would lower prices in australia, and that we weren't forced to buy until we were broke, or that we bought so much that it would crush us.

granted, but due to the lack of videos games the aussie government bans 40K

i wish the norway massacre never happpened

Granted.... but it becomes the plot for the next "Final Destination" film.

I wish Uwe Boll would never make another movie.

granted... but he then stars in one and says his own script...

i wish that i never had to sleep. like a space marine.

Granted... but lack of sleep drives you too insane to be allowed outside of a high security asylum.

I wish I could see Jerry Jones face when he heard Philadelphia Eagles Sign cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha along with Dominque Rodgers-Cromartie.

Granted, but it's burned into your retinas and you see nothing else for the rest of your life.

I wish I was God, or equally powerful

Granted but you can't

I wish for a flying mouse.

Granted, however you don't realize it has the black death with it so instead of hanging with you and your mates it goes partying with metallica.

I wish for an undo button in life.

granted, I only works once and it resents EVERYTHING!

I wish for an exalt

Unfortunately your bad spelling and grammer holds you back.

I wish for a genie that could grant me a genie.

granted... but the genie keeps granting more genies until the world is drowned in genies.

i wish to become indestructible, unkillable, unstoppable, invincible ect. and on earth.

Granted. It opens your garage door on command. Closes it too. Even turns on the light.

I wish for less bugs.

Haha, snurl for you the bugs would do anything. Even build a statue in your honour, unfortunately one of the bugs starts a rebellion and before you know it george lucas wants the rights to the movie.

I wish for better music while I am doing homework.

Evaelc wrote:
I wish for better music while I am doing homework.

Granted. However: Congratulations you are now deaf!

I wish for four hot blondes.

Wish granted, you have four handsome looking men that are so hot they are forced to take their clothes off in your bedroom.

I wish I had a plate of delicious bacon.