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2011/07/30 13:59:28
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Granted, but it fell on the floor, and theirs a few suspicious hairs stuck to it.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
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2011/07/30 19:14:59
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted, but you get food poisining
I wish for two flamingos
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2011/07/30 19:37:19
Subject: The Genie Game
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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granted but you got ninja'd
i wish i was dating katie perry
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Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts  
8 wins 4 draws 10 losses
Considering  or 
rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC |
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2011/07/30 20:12:29
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But she becomes hideously ugly immediately.
I wish for awesomeness.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
Armies
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2011/07/30 21:44:03
Subject: The Genie Game
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Granted, but only in the opinion of hoboes.
I wish for MJOLNIR armor I could wear (assuming I'd survived the previous Spartan procedures)
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Imagine the feeling when you position your tanks, engines idling, landing gear deployed for a low profile, with firing solutions along a key bottleneck. Then some fether lands a dreadnought behind them in a giant heat shielded coke can.
The Ironwatch Magazine
My personal blog |
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2011/07/30 21:49:56
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted, hope you like vivid pink.
I wish for unlimited fast internet.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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2011/07/30 21:51:04
Subject: The Genie Game
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Spawn of Chaos
You see that one guy in the shady glasses, driving the shady van? I'm across the street from him.
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Granted, but perpetually locked onto the Bratz website.
I wish for the world to end 
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Before you go criticizing someone you hate, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes! |
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2011/07/30 22:05:46
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... But it only ends for you.... the rest of us continue on.
I wish Detroit would be a contender for the Super Bowl.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/07/31 02:04:27
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted, they become contenders for the best bowl of them all gold plated even, real super, meanwhile football continues in their absence.
I wish for a better mousetrap.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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2011/07/31 04:51:04
Subject: The Genie Game
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Granted, You get the best Mouse Trap known to man. It's completely amazing and one of a kind, but you lost the directions on how to operate this new contraption and are forced to throw it away.
I wish that Derek Jeter would get mugged by a mob tranny hookers.
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2011/07/31 07:08:49
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but he ran away when they jumped him
I wish for a boiled goose.
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2011/07/31 07:33:49
Subject: The Genie Game
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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but you fall in the boiler too and die!!
I want my life back...
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2011/07/31 07:39:03
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted, but you never had it in the first place.
I want sprinkls on my cup cake.
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2011/07/31 08:38:55
Subject: The Genie Game
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Wish granted but the cake is now made of resin
I wish that Space Marines the Video came out Tomorow.
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2011/07/31 13:30:22
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted... It comes out tomorrow everywhere but Australia where it is banned by an overprotective government.
I wish they would make a Wonder Woman Movie.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/07/31 15:34:36
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but it wasn't wonderful
I wish for a new car.
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2011/07/31 17:26:08
Subject: The Genie Game
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Granted. Congratulations on your Gremlin.
I wish Kings of War was more popular than WHFB.
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Imagine the feeling when you position your tanks, engines idling, landing gear deployed for a low profile, with firing solutions along a key bottleneck. Then some fether lands a dreadnought behind them in a giant heat shielded coke can.
The Ironwatch Magazine
My personal blog |
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2011/07/31 18:56:36
Subject: The Genie Game
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Spawn of Chaos
You see that one guy in the shady glasses, driving the shady van? I'm across the street from him.
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Granted, it's so popular that the products all sell out, and a worldwide revolt starts, eventually ending with us crashing into the sun. The good news is, it dries the glue on my new miniatures!
I wish to have the ability to shrink.
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Before you go criticizing someone you hate, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you're a mile away, and you have his shoes! |
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2011/07/31 20:51:47
Subject: The Genie Game
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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But you overshrink and get stepped on
I wish for limitless GW credit
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2011/07/31 21:35:37
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but they gave it to me by mistake.
I wish for some chili.
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2011/07/31 23:53:32
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but it is made with a whole bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce making it so hot you lose the ability to speak for 3 months.
I wish I had a personal chef.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/01 01:08:17
Subject: The Genie Game
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... but hes horrible. anything you taste that he cooks makes you retch.
i wish for a more complete 40k ruleset
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/01 01:51:02
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Sabet wrote:granted... but hes horrible. anything you taste that he cooks makes you retch.
i wish for a more complete 40k ruleset
At least it isn't Ramsey....
Granted... but it is an internet Fandex that isn't playable in tournements.
I wish Mtv would play MORE music videos and less reality crap.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/01 01:53:43
Subject: The Genie Game
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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touche.
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/01 02:43:47
Subject: The Genie Game
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Plaguelord Titan Princeps of Nurgle
Alabama
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helgrenze wrote:
Granted... but it is an internet Fandex that isn't playable in tournements.
I wish Mtv would play MORE music videos and less reality crap.
Granted. But it's all Kidz Bop videos.
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
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WH40K
  Death Guard 5100 pts.
 Daemons 3000 pts.
DT:70+S++G+M-B-I--Pw40K90-D++A++/eWD?R++T(D)DM+
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2011/08/01 02:55:10
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Focused Fire Warrior
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Granted but you teleport into a wall.
I wish I had my own business...not a sexually oriented or drug related one.
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2011/08/01 03:30:18
Subject: The Genie Game
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... you run a small company were you are the only worker. its a garbage company.
i wish that i could choose when i was alone and when i could deal with other people. i just want some time to myself!
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/01 08:04:58
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted but for some reason evlis likes to pop in after lunch on tuesdays.
I wish for easy homework.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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2011/08/01 09:26:38
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get easy homework. But its so easy you put it off til later and forget about it completely.
I wish for another cool asignment.
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2011/08/01 12:51:27
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... You are sent to Antarctica to determine the sexes of penguin hatchlings.
I wish for lightening in a bottle.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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