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**darkPrince010**

Granted. Unfortunately, you mistake it for milk, and normally enjoy drinking directly from the bottle.

I wish I was a Pokemon Master.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you suck at everything else. And the Pokemon are the stupid new ones.

I wish to have lots of money to spend on what I please.

**40k Ninja**

Granted, but you forgot to get the money from the bank

I wish for Christmas.

**snurl**

Granted. It is suddenly Christmas. But you have not bought nor wrapped any gifts nor helped with any preparations. You missed all the parties and everyone is mad at you.

I wish Antarctica was not so cold.

**40k Ninja**

Granted, but because of global warming there is no Antartica

I wish for a teddy bear.

**snurl**

Granted. You find a teddy bear floating in a urinal.

I wish Antartica had not melted.

**40k Ninja**

Granted, I didn't melt.... It got shot down by aliens. O.o

I wish for a house with over 9000 T.V's

**snurl**

Granted. And you are responsible for the electric bill.

I wish for more zombie clowns to paint.

**40k Ninja**

Granted, but they lost too many chunks of their brain to remember how to paint.

I wish for a sharpened pencil.

**Sabet**

Sabet wrote:i wish that i could choose when i was alone and when i could deal with other people. i just want some time to myself!

Evaelc wrote:Granted but for some reason evlis likes to pop in after lunch on tuesdays.

That's a bad thing? He does that every thursday anyway.

**puma713**

40k Ninja wrote:Granted, but they lost too many chunks of their brain to remember how to paint.

I wish for a sharpened pencil.

Granted. But you've broken both your hands and cannot use it.

I wish I could sell my GK here.

**40k Ninja**

Granted, but 0 bids

I wish for a funny hippo

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, the hippo become's the life of the party and you are quickly forgotten in favour for this humourous fellow.

I wish I had the ability to see through walls

**Sabet**

granted... but only ones made of lego

i wish that i wasn't so susceptible to marketing. damn you xbox 360!

**JustWeaver**

Granted you are now impervious to marketing. You now want to by noting. Nothing appeals to you not even food. you die in the streets a hobo, but happy? Maybe.

I wish for more money to pay my bills.

**helgrenze**

Granted. You have enough money to pay all your current bills.... but have nothing left for anything else, even food.

I wish I had more time to play 40k.

**JustWeaver**

Granted, you have free time to balance both work and play. only problem is that everyone else no longer plays 40k. They all play Munchkin now.

I wish for a clean room.

**helgrenze**

Granted.. you get a nice clean room with white walls.... you also get a nice canvas jacket with wrap-around sleeves and daily doses of powerful anti psychotic drugs.

I wish for some good coffee ice cream.

**40k Ninja**

Granted but I already ate it all.

I wish to burn all that fat from the ice-cream

**Sabet**

granted... it replaced by chemicals that cause addiction to fatty foods.

i wish i didn't have to do homework

**Lord of Baal**

Your wish is granted! your first with has now been unwished and every other wish has now collapsed.

I wish the next wish doesn't have a twist.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,it just sucks because theres no content.

i wish for the wish gods to die.

**snurl**

Granted. They are now undead wish gods.

I wish for free cake.

**helgrenze**

Granted.. the cake is free..... you, however, will be crucified on Saturday.

I wish it would rain down, down on me.

**40k Ninja**

Granted but it started hailing.

I wish for a lizard with 900 eyes

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but it dies from the pain of constantly getting poked stabbed or burned in the eye(s)

i wish this genie was free so it doesnt have to grant are wishes.

**helgrenze**

Granted, but he now charges for grammer and spelling errors.

I wish I had an Angel.

**snurl**

Granted. But it spends all of its time hiding.

I wish for fair treatment.

**helgrenze**

Granted... you become a rowdy for a small time circus.

I wish for a black rose.

**40k Ninja**

Granted but it was fake

I wish for a pizza