1 on 1, who would win? Orks or Imperium?

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**Vulkan77**

as orkss are a fungus, may i make a suggestion?
with the athleticism of training i shall just use my my athlets foot cream and remove the green tide from the Emporors Gaze!!!!

**GeneralRetreat**

Aye. Anti-fungal ointment - loaded in a planetkiller warhead.

Imperial win.

**Emperors Faithful**

It's so funny that people keep saying that "Orks will unite and counquer ALL!", lol. it would never last! Even Ghazkghull can't be everywhere at once, there WILL be infighting galore!

**ChaoticOrkz**

I find it funny that people think that the imperium can push the orks to the edge of the universe

**Emperors Faithful**

yeah, but guess what's even funnier? People who think they can't. lol.

**kaun666**

In personal opinion, they will never destroy each other. The orks will never organize enough to destroy the imperial, and the orks can never be completely annihilated... Too many.

**Emperors Faithful**

I count "pushed back to the fringes of the galaxy" as a loss. We have already established that COMPLETE anihilation is neither likely nor possible for BOTH sides.

**kaun666**

Oh and point two, it doesn't matter to the orks. They don't give a crap if they kill all the humans in the universe, just that they have fun trying. That's the way they are

**Emperors Faithful**

That doesn't count as winnng.
P.S. Ghazkgull care...

**ChaoticOrkz**

Like i said it would be a never ending cycle and the war would last forever! Until Gork, Mork, and the mighy Jeebus tellz us orkies it's time to stop messing around and to finaly rid the galaxy of that pink pathetic life form known as humans.

**Emperors Faithful**

Look, Gork, Mork and Jeebus Vs Emprah and Primarchs would equal Pwnage against all orks.

**ChaoticOrkz**

Gork, Mork, and mighty Jeebus will never be defeated by some pansy human who wears a gold crown like a princes and these puny primarchs who think there all that

**Emperors Faithful**

Russ and Sanguinius tag team IN YOR FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!

**ChaoticOrkz**

Russ? sanguinius?? please!!! they wouldnt give us orkies a good fight

**Manchu**

Russ/Sanguinius tagteam FTW!

Also, I'm pretty sure Emperor = 40k Jeebus, so . . . SNEAK ATTACK! That takes care of Gork and Mork.

**Emperors Faithful**

WHAMO!!!

**ChaoticOrkz**

emperor= Jeebus!? Jeebus wouldnt need some rusty out of date maching to keep him alive!

**Emperors Faithful**

Yeah, just some coffee on a Sunday morning.

P.S. Literally speaking, the Emprah didn't get NAILED! lol!

**Manchu**

Okay, we're going down Get-The-Thread-Locked Road. I was wrong to take the Jeebus bait. Now let's get back to discussing how badly the Orks would get their green bottoms whooped by the Imperium.

**Emperors Faithful**

Agreed.

**ChaoticOrkz**

Ork race cannot be destroyed!

**Emperors Faithful**

Oh for GODS SAKE!
How many times do I have to say this is about who WINZ, not who gets annihilated!

**ChaoticOrkz**

Orks won't stop till one of us is exterminated!

**Manchu**

Emperors Faithful wrote:Oh for EMPEROR'S SAKE!

Fixed. Or wrong thread?

Yes, we need to hammer out some rules here. What is the definition we can all agree to for the term "win"?

**Emperors Faithful**

lol! Emprah, God...
They are one and the same!

Let's move off anihilation as there is now way either side will give in. (Both are too tenacouis when pushed to extremes). Let's just say who would end up ruling most of the galaxy. Even with other foes it is Imperium at the moment.

**ChaoticOrkz**

hmmm how can we define "win"???

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**Emperors Faithful**

Win = Opposite of lossing. lol

**ChaoticOrkz**

haha i love your idea of how to describe win Emperor

**MeanGreenStompa**

Post + 1

see?!?! I can do it too!!!

And it's still orks, your original question was 1 on 1, no outside influences, no infighting, nothing but the entire species vs entire species. Orks win. Suck it up EF and admit defeat.

**Manchu**

Or, as has been explained in this thread already, Imperium wins by not allowing what I think the Ork crowd imagines to be an arm wrestling match between a guardsman and a warboss. Think of it more like this: warboss is sitting around waiting for the guardsman to get there so that they can arm wrestle. Then he dies horribly as a virus annihilates the life in every one of his rotten cells, layer by layer of organ and tissue. Whatever is left is taken care of in orbital bombardment. Rinse and repeat.

Also, the original question said nothing about eliminating infighting--which all the Boyz 'round 'ere cannot get through their tiny but thick skulls.