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**nintendoeats**

Ok, cerebral bore is from Turok...the rest I have no idea.

My bagel
str 0, AP 0, Rng 0", assault 0

SPECIAL RULES: I eat the bagel.

**Dravenguild**

Cookie for you Nintendo, I was hoping someone would get the rage wars reference.

**crazypsyko666**

Tau Grenade: Force Grenade
Throw 8", Small Blast Pinning
All units are moved D3" away in the opposite direction from the center of the blast template, and are given an S3 attack. In short, really screws over an assault on a Tau front line.

**BIBBI**

what the bolter should be

range 36 S 7 ap 3 assault 4, rending pinning blast.

**Mattlov**

Devise my own weapon?

A Tyranid gun with an AP of 3. It would be nice if Marines didn't get saves against EVERY SINGLE ATTACK from my WHOLE ARMY.

**beethoveN**

flinga

range 18 s1 assault 32

**phantommaster**

I read somewhere that Space Marines are super humans that can spit acid:

Flamer Template
S:x
AP:3

Wounds on a 3+

**Owain**

phantommaster wrote:I read somewhere that Space Marines are super humans that can spit acid:

Flamer Template
S:x
AP:3

Wounds on a 3+

...put a flamer template in front of a Space Marine mini. Look at it. Can anyone, superhuman or no, spit THAT MUCH?

Las-Lock
An archaic long-barreled las weapon reminiscent of the muskets used in Napoleonic warfare. Boasts greater AP and damage but is slower to reload and can't be fired on the move.
S4 AP5 R24" Heavy 1

Would be available to Guardsmen at an increased points cost per squad. Gives an excuse to use FRFSRF a lot and powers up a static gunline.

**the_red_error**

Lawn Mower:

Counts as I3 S6 power weapon on the turn you charge, then it becomes a close combat weapon for the rest of the combat.

**bsohi**

Psychic Power: Annoying Little Kids in the Shop

every model on the board must roll a d6, consult the following chart

1 - The model is dropped off the board and falls to pieces
2, 3 - The model is picked up, and placed somewhere entirely differently
4 - The model is never seen again
5 - The model loses a single weapon
6 - The Little kids put the model back down exactly where they picked it up from, and everyone resumes breathing normally.

**Captain Shrike**

Anal borer(For venomthrope, replaces lash whips)

strength:0 Ap:1 attacks whole unit
shock: unit may not move, Plunger effect: unit suffers a str 6 hit, chestburst: if unit is not killed termigaunts rip through said units chests(1 per model affected)

**shas'o vera**

Captain Shrike wrote:Anal borer(For venomthrope, replaces lash whips)

strength:0 Ap:1 attacks whole unit
shock: unit may not move, Plunger effect: unit suffers a str 6 hit, chestburst: if unit is not killed termigaunts rip through said units chests(1 per model affected)

ouch, thats got to hurt

**Saintspirit**

Annoying Whistle Pistol (sonic weapon)

Range: 12" S: 3 Ap: 3 Pistol, Pinning, Annoying

Annoying: If it wounds a model, whistle extremely loud so that you can't hear whatever you enemy is trying to tell you. Continue until your next turn, or until your enemy hit you.

Made it because my friends think it's irritating when I whistle so much.
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Spessmereens!

Range: 18" S: 8 Ap: 6 Heavy 1, Barrage, OH NO NOT SPESSMEREENS

OH NO NOT SPESSMEREENS: Any unit hit by this weapon must pass a morale check or fall back.
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Wretched lasgun

Range: 24" S: X Ap: X Rapid fire, Unusable

Unusable: This weapon may not wound a model.

Do they ever do that?

**CrazyThang**

8lb Sledge Hammer:

S:x AP:x Range: unlimited Rules: I can't lose!!!

I can't lose!!!: On turn 5, if the random turn length rule is enacted and a 1 or 2 is rolled and if you are clearly going to lose you may smash your opponents pieces to bits, screaming"I WIN!!" at the top of your lungs. You then gain the "Fleet" USR.

**Jayden63**

Orbital laser strike (Tau only)

Draw a line between two points on adjacent table edges. Every unit touched by the line takes D3 S8 AP 2 small blast hits that do not scatter. (vehicles are hit on side armor).

**Blitza da warboy**

Ork spore attack gun
S:2D6
AP:4
heavy large blast.
special rules:must be used by mek in a group with boyz/nobz. take out one ork character for when you use this gun. when it is used on the enemies, a unit which has survived must act as if it had suffered a wound for the next two rounds but may gets the feel no pain ability when rolling for this wound.

sort of like a SAG but instead of shooting warp crazed snotlings it would shoot ork spores into the enemies, planting them in them.

EDIT: range 60

**the_red_error**

Arcane Blaster:

Range: 30", S 5, AP 6, Heavy 18 Small Blast

"KA-bom."

**DiscoVader**

Ork GitGrinda Warbuggy

Fast, Open-topped

BS:2

Armor:
F: 12
S: 10
R: 10

Weapons: GitGrinda blades, twin-linked RipBlasta

Rules:
GitGrinda blades: These huge whirring sawblades are mounted on the front of the buggy, letting the driver roar around tearing up just about anything he sees. Instead of moving and shooting normally, a GitGrinda may instead move flat-out towards the nearest enemy unit. If it hits, it counts as having caused 1d6 Strength 7 AP3 wounds against infantry. A unit may elect to make a Death or Glory attack against the GitGrinda if it does so; if the attack succeeds, then the wounds are negated, but if it fails, not only is the model that make the Death or Glory attack removed, but the rest of the unit takes an additional 1d6 S7 AP3 wounds as well. The GitGrinda may not shoot after making a special attack with the GitGrinda blades.

Against vehicles, the GitGrinda counts as having +1 on the ramming table; additionally, if it scores a penetrating hit, it may reroll the damage table results as the blades tear their way into the heart of the enemy vehicle. If it has rammed an enemy vehicle, the GitGrinda may not move or shoot next turn, as it has probably gotten itself stuck in the enemy's armor.

RipBlasta: A RipBlasta is a special gun developed by Ork Meks that fires high velocity sawblades instead of bullets, designed to rip through enemy armor and bone. It has the following stats:

R: 18" S: 5 AP: 2 Assault 2

**Addicted to Bleach**

Guys I just found out about a new super weapon that will be used by the inquistion. Its called [silenced by order of Inquisition]. It uses [silenced by order of Inquisition]. And... hey is that a Vindicare on my neighbor's...

**Shrike78**

The screech.

All models with the screech cry out the ancient words of dark magic.

Screeching "KNEE!" at the top of their lungs, the target of this power must take a leadership check at a -2 or become pinned. However, if they are pinned, they do not get the bonuses of going to ground... they're just screwed.

If the targeted unit fails it's leadership check and is assaulted during the subsequent assault phase, they are doubly screwed and attack at initiative .

If any enemy unit within 18" of the Screeching squad is carrying a Herring, or is equipped with a shrubbery, the screech has no affect.

**Luke_Prowler**

I don't know about you guys, but I think there needs to be a weapon that shoots shurikens and lightning

**MOMUS**

like a shuriken catapult?

or a lightning arc?

**Captain Shrike**

no a shuralighniarcamagig

st: 89278374 Ap:.000000000000000001

Special:
dooooooom, winwinwinwinwinwinwinwiwiwinwiwn
auto win

**Lorgar's_Blessed**

BIBBI wrote:what the bolter should be

range 36 S 7 ap 3 assault 4, rending pinning blast.

Say what?

That's crazier than movie marine bolters, and those are meant to be realistic.

More like Range 36, S 5, AP 4, Assault 3. Rending is ridiculous, as is pinning. Pinning is from you being unable to see the shot, not getting blasted by a propelled frag grenade. And the blast radius is too small to be a blast template...

But jeez, with that profile, you're firing enough shots in a squad to take out an army and its tanks... Ridiculous.

**shas'o vera**

Addicted to Bleach wrote:Guys I just found out about a new super weapon that will be used by the inquistion. Its called [silenced by order of Inquisition]. It uses [silenced by order of Inquisition]. And... hey is that a Vindicare on my neighbor's...

hmmm, i dont know about that [silenced by order of Inquisition] but what if i [silenced by order of Inquisition] with a [silenced by order of Inquisition] and then unplug [silenced by order of Inquisition] then use my [silenced by order of Inquisition] on the [silenced by order of Inquisition] because i like the tau.

**the_red_error**

Then you would be silenced by the order of inquisition, of course.

**person person**

Kick some guy into the Pit of Death and scream THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Once a game the model equipped with "Kick some guy into the Pit of Death and scream THIS IS SPARTA!!!" may turn any terrain feature as having a "Pit of Death" by moving into it during the movement phase and declare that the terrain is now a "Pit of Death"

If any IC in your army and an Enemy IC are fighting in the same CC in the "Pit of Death" you may declare that the IC in your army may use a "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" attack instead of whatever the gak he usually does. You may declare a "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" but once it totally gak kicks a model and it succesfully removes an enemy IC, you cannot use this attack EVER AGAIN in that game.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!: this is a special CC attack, any model hit is removed from the table, 'cause it doesn't give a gak about invulns, armour and whatever else you can think of.

**Dedrith**

BIBBI wrote:what the bolter should be

range 36 S 7 ap 3 assault 4, rending pinning blast.

I agree lol, though maybe the blast is a bit much

**CrazyThang**

According to every codices fluff their guns should all be ultra killtastic. I want my shuricats to be 24" range (at minimum!) and be S5 AP4 assault 5 (minimum). I mean hundreds of blades in seconds isn't well represented by assault 2 (and the 12" range is laughable)

**kingblade15**

ok for a sleneesh tank gun

i call it the jiz cannon

Range 90" Strength: 10 AP: 1 Heavy 1

when the jiz cannon hits it cause an auto wound/auto pen that cannot be saved in anyway

also on the turn that the cannon was fired the armour of the tank useing the cannon is lowered by 1 to the side armour and lowered by 2 on the front armour