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OOOPS!! MY TRIGGER FINGER SLIPPED (really¨, it slipped)
Range:900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 S:10 AP1 Heavy 1,one shot (exept for an ork, they dont learn from their mistakes)

Why not make it unlimited?

Or do you need an excuse to say "Its over 9000!!!"

oh my god!!! his power levels over 9000!!!!!!!

person person wrote:Why not make it unlimited?

Or do you need an excuse to say "Its over 9000!!!"

because what if you are playing an apoc game with every warhammer player in the world and you are trying to shoot something 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 in away?

High-powered Tazer


CC weapon

35pts

This device is popular amongst females walking home unescorted throughout most hives in the world.

Vehicles are unaffected, walkers get stunned on a 6+

tazer chart, after rolling to hit, roll on this instead of to wound:

roll a die:
1-2: Bzzt! one model in contact is fighting at -1 I as the jolt confuses the victim.

3-5: OWW! One model in contact cannot attack until your next turn as the surge makes the victim spasm uncontrollably.

6: MY NADS! One model in base contact flops to the ground writhing in pain the rest of the game, no saves allowed. (counts as a casualty)
If the affected model is decidedly male, then all of his friendly units within 6" must take a ld test at -2 or immediately be at -1 i for one turn.



5 Female infantry models in your army may take this upgrade for free .



the auspex bit would be good for wysiwyg.

High-powered Tazer


CC weapon

35pts

This device is popular amongst females walking home unescorted throughout most hives in the world.

Vehicles are unaffected, walkers get stunned on a 6+

tazer chart, after rolling to hit, roll on this instead of to wound:

roll a die:
1-2: Bzzt! one model in contact is fighting at -1 I as the jolt confuses the victim.

3-5: OWW! One model in contact cannot attack until your next turn as the surge makes the victim spasm uncontrollably.

6: MY NADS! One model in base contact flops to the ground writhing in pain the rest of the game, no saves allowed. (counts as a casualty)
If the affected model is decidedly male, then all of his friendly units within 6" must take a ld test at -2 or immediately be at -1 i for one turn.



5 Female infantry models in your army may take this upgrade for free .



the auspex bit would be good for wysiwyg.

don't taze me bro!

Anti-Material Sniper Rifle

Range: 48" Str:X (wounds on 3+) AP:3 Special: Rending, ignores coversaves, sniper

The end.

Everyone has to go home. (or if already at home pack up and watch tv)

no

Cat in a box

Unlimited range, Str. X AP-

Shake the box furiously and dump on the table, whatever models are knocked down/off, are removed from the game as casualties


If the cat eats a model, sucks to be you.
If the cat proceeds to attack a player and player gets wounded, then that player is removed from the game along with all units

yelling stuff
range:depends on how lound you are Damage:X assault1

whenever your unit trys to move a unit or aska question you tell him about a secret plan or a secret weapon you never told him about if he does not listen you may assault over the table. can only be used Turn 3-5 and may only assault once after using the ability

BIBBI wrote:no

yes

Deth Spider-walker.

Cannot Move. Has 3 Structure points. Can only be occupied by Noise Marines.

Has 8x lascannons 4x Heavy flamers. Also its main body is filled with Krank Amplifiers. Which means if its crew has any Noise Marines inside, can Reroll all fails to hit and wound up to 6 times! also The Strengh of their weapons is Doubled and AP is turned to 1 no matter what Weapon is fired.

HOWEVER
Roll a D6 everyturn
1. The Noise Marine does an air thrust and his Crotch Mace Gun melts through the Deth Spider-walker and kills a Slave keeping the it powered. Remove 1 Structure point and take an Armour save for everymodel inside.
2-5. Fire as Normal
6. Your Dethfans join your Machine. Roll D3 dice and for every 6 rolled regain a structure point up to a maximum of 3.

I Got Bored and decided to use the Massive Spiderwalker from Metalocalypse S02E01

BOOM....Headshot

Your opponent gets shot in the head.

Tau Special Issue Weapons:

Experiment Fusion Rifle Range 18, S8 AP1, Assualt 2, Melta

Ion Blaster - Range 24 S5, AP3 Assualt 3

Blaze of Greater Glory- Range 30, S5, Ap 5 Assualt 5, every hit adds 1 marker light hit, takes up 2 hard points on a suit. Crisis Suits only.

Acardia wrote:Tau Special Issue Weapons:

Experiment Fusion Rifle Range 18, S8 AP1, Assualt 2, Melta

Ion Blaster - Range 24 S5, AP3 Assualt 3

Blaze of Greater Glory- Range 30, S5, Ap 5 Assualt 5, every hit adds 1 marker light hit, takes up 2 hard points on a suit. Crisis Suits only.

nice rules, fusion rifle is a great idea, ion blaster, good against MEQ

Dark Eldar Tox Blaster.
May only be taken by a Haemonculi.

Range 6", Str 1, Ap 6, assault 3d6, Pinning, Rending.

I actually used this in an apoc game. It's freaking hilarious. The 3d6 scares people, but it really doesnt do that much. I mean, worst case scenario, 18 shots. 12 hit. 2 wound. There. Is that all that much worse than a plasma gun?

Imma firin' ma lazer!!!

Range:36" Str.9 Ap.2 Heavy 1 blast.

Dirty Rokkits
Range: 24 St 9 Ap 2 Melta.

Roll D6
1- It Burnzzzz Resolve a blast template on the firer all under it are removed from play
2-3 - Sploosh. Resolve a blast template on the target (no scatter) and take a single hit on the firer as they get a whiff of the blast. Strength as seen above.
4-5 - As normal
6 - He he he - Strength 10 Ap 1

Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:Cat in a box

Unlimited range, Str. X AP-

Shake the box furiously and dump on the table, whatever models are knocked down/off, are removed from the game as casualties


If the cat eats a model, sucks to be you.
If the cat proceeds to attack a player and player gets wounded, then that player is removed from the game along with all units

Permission to nerd 1up you?

Cat in a box

Range:Unknown
Str: Unknown
Ap: Unknown
Effects: Unknown


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Somebody needs to make a counter-meme for Shrodinger's Cat jokes. I think that half of /. posts are jokes about the cat and/or relativity

The post Waaaaagh! Gun

Range:18 Str:4 ap:6 Assault 1358536

Made by welding together the shootas of dead Orks.

Weapon: Dr.Hax

Dr.Hax with throws his bulky windows 98 computer at you at incredible speed and range
Range:Unlimited____Strength:1337____AP:5____Type: Incredibly HAAAAAAAAAAX!

Destroy's the whole battlefield with the bulkyness and incredibly durable windows 98!
( Requires Four dice to get these exact numbers 1337 )

weapon:
effects pedal
-can only be taken by noise marines
doubles range of any sonic weapon

on a serious note

should there be more than the following?
pistol
rapid fire
assault
heavy

maybe a new weapon TYPE could be made?

Weapon barrel roll.
Strength D X a really big number that would take to long to write
Range: the gaming board
Type: ???
All models are removed as casualties

Roll a d6 on a roll of a 1: you barrel roll on someone else's table, 2-5 happens normally, 6: I can't get on the table.

Special rules:" I can't get on the table" Fail at getting on to the gaming surface, by doing so player scrambles aimlesly trying to get up and all of the players models are removed as casualties.

Or maybe thats too stupid and OTT.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:

BIBBI wrote:no

yes

no

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Weapon barrel roll.
Strength D X a really big number that would take to long to write
Range: the gaming board
Type: ???
All models are removed as casualties

Roll a d6 on a roll of a 1: you barrel roll on someone else's table, 2-5 happens normally, 6: I can't get on the table.

Special rules:" I can't get on the table" Fail at getting on to the gaming surface, by doing so player scrambles aimlesly trying to get up and all of the players models are removed as casualties.

Or maybe thats too stupid and OTT.

Funny, I thought of Starfox 64. Thats not really a weapon though.

nintendoeats wrote:

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Weapon barrel roll.
Strength D X a really big number that would take to long to write
Range: the gaming board
Type: ???
All models are removed as casualties

Roll a d6 on a roll of a 1: you barrel roll on someone else's table, 2-5 happens normally, 6: I can't get on the table.

Special rules:" I can't get on the table" Fail at getting on to the gaming surface, by doing so player scrambles aimlesly trying to get up and all of the players models are removed as casualties.

Or maybe thats too stupid and OTT.

Funny, I thought of Starfox 64. Thats not really a weapon though.

havn't you ever heard of the barrel roll song?

Special Wargear: Amulet of Nathaniel Williams.

Grants the wearer +2" move and assault distance and the ability to reroll EVERYTHING.

Ok BIBBI is going to be pissed but coolaid man suit gives you a 2 plus armour save and alows you to ignore terrain that has a wall on it if you yell OH YEAH! when you move the model.

Psychic Power: Jervis Nerf

36 inch range shooting power, after passing a psychic check the unit loses all its special rules, weapons, attacks and is replaced with the stats of a marine.

Psychic Power: Summon Fanboys

After passing a psychic check in the movement phase, place anywhere within 6 inches 4d6 Fanboys. Fanboys have the rage, rending, and stubborn rule.

Weapon upgrade: Michael Bay Explosions

All blast weapons increase one template larger to a max of 10 inch APOC Template. Non Blast weapons gain the small blast marker. Any damage result on a vehicle hit with Michael Bay Explosions automatically suffers an explosion of 6 inches and S6.

Cerebral Bore (Tyranid symbiote)

Str X, Ap 3, Rng 24", Assault 3 Rending, Pinning.

Wounds on a 4+.


Dead Sun's Core (Necron Weapon)

Str 7, Ap 1, Rng 48", Heavy 1 Rending, Melta.*

*Ignores Cover saves.


Fatespinner (Eldar Weapon)

Str 3, Ap 5, Rng 60", Assault 10 Blast.


DV21-R77 Dark Age of Technology Blaster

Str 8, Ap 4, Rng 24", Assault 3.


DV25-R63 DAoT Beam Rifle

Str 5, Ap 3, Rng 48", Heavy 1 Rending, Pinning.