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Dark Age Rifle Range: 60" S: D AP: 1 Type: All enemy models die when fired

OK, I was joking.

Based off of my research of plasma given off in space, I give you a more 'realistic' plasma gun.

Range: 42" S: 8 AP: 1 Type: Heavy 1, blast

Due to the extreme heat given off by a plasma bolt would basically vaporize anything that was hit or near it. Assuming that the technology isn't shoddy, it shouldn't overheat (non-imperium tech).

LEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNKKKINNNSSSSS (may have spelt it wrong i some way)

All of your models charge forward 100 miles, and then die.


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LEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNKKKINNNSSSSS (may have spelt it wrong i some way)

All of your models charge forward 100 miles, and then die.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
LEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNKKKINNNSSSSS (may have spelt it wrong i some way)

All of your models charge forward 100 miles, and then die.

LEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNKKKINNNSSSSS (may have spelt it wrong i some way)

All of your models charge forward 100 miles, and then die.

Triple post ftw?

Sorry about that my computer just went haywire for about 5 min

Dreadsock

Range:arms reach
Str: Pain! Lots of pain!
Ap: Anti-bonehead

Special rule: Ultimate argument winner.

Upon using the dreadsock you automatically win any argument regarding the current game.
Bonus and style points for using a chaos dread and yelling "Blood for the blood god!" while swinging it.



However, when the game is over there may be some boys in blue that are waitng for you with better weapons: Sticks of righteous nerd-bashery!!

My first customised weapon would be a combination of the Eldar's Bright Lance and Pulse Laser

Pulse Lance
Range: 48"
Strength: 8
AP: 2
Heavy 2, Lance


My second would be:

Laser Cannon
Range: 48"
Strength: 10
AP: 1
Heavy 20, Pinning, Blast, Ignore Cover


OK, that second one is a bit overboard but it would be a great weapon

Space Marine 750points
Rotating Quad Barreled ThunderStrike Missile Launcher.
Mounted on a Land Raider Carryer (only weapon) 12 all round
Range: unlimited
Strenth: D
Ap: 1
Type: Superheavy, Super Barrage, Ordanance, Tremor, Ignore cover

Rules: roll a D6 Minus 1 for every Weapon destroyed
Stunned
+1 for every turn on table. if 5 or more the cannon can fire.

Roll 5D6+5 for the blast radius.
Cannot Scatter Fires 2 rockets 2 Uses. (when fired twice counts as bieng (destroyed:wrecked)

Kinda stole the idea from a IG unit buy made it EIPC and had quite alot of fun thinking it up.

Smells a Little CHEESY

Master Crafted Grenades....Wait, What????

Wraithgun

Range:24" S:X AP:1 Type: Assault 4

works as a wraithcannon but shoots more

Kroot lance
Str:10
AP:1
Range:24"
Type:Assault 10

Only greater knarlocs can take this as a weapon

ASSAULT 10 RAILGUN

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Master Crafted Grenades....Wait, What????

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

I'll just take a Grey Lens.

Or an anti-matter needle pistol.

Power Spoon

Counts as a master-crafted power weapon. At the start of every Assault Phase, enemy units in base contact with a unit wielding a Power Spoon must make a Leadership test. If they succeed, they may act as normal. If they fail, they may not attack for that phase because the unit is utterly stunned that they are being attacked by a spoon.

Against Vehicles, the Power Spoon deals no damage. Instead, count any hit as a "Crew Stunned" result on the vehicle damage table. The crew is stunned while trying to find a fork to counter the spoon.

Power Ice Cream Scoop-Has the effects of a power spoon, and the character wielding it doesn't need to take the ld test for being stunned.

Not actually a weapon but a new unit...

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Statline WS:7 BS:0 S:N/A T:3 W:1 A:1 I:9 Ld:9 Sv:6+

Weapon: Nasty Big Pointy Teeth*

Special Rules:

Fleet & Hit and Run USRs

It's just a bloody rabbit! - If the Rabbit has not yet been engaged in combat during the game, the first unit in the enemy army within charge distance during their assault phase must charge it. After the Rabbit has claimed its first victim, units wishing to charge it must pass a successful leadership test.

Run away! - Should a unit lose a model in combat to the Rabbit, they must pass a leadership test in order to remain in combat, if they fail they break and flee.

Tiny - the Rabbit is too small to be targetted in combat or by normal weapons and may onle be hurt by Template weapons.

*Nasty Big Pointy Teeth - All successful hits made by the Rabbit wound automatically and cause instant death, no armour saves allowed. Inv. saves may be taken as normal.







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In conjunction with this a new weapon...

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Grants the user a special attack that may replace their attack in the Shooting Phase.

Range: 6" Str.: 10 AP:2 Type: Heavy 1, Blast*, Rabbit Killer**


*Only ever scatters a maximum of 1"
** Automatically wounds the Rabbit of Caerbannog

don't the black templars have the holy hand grenade?

Big Walking Cat With Dangerous Tail
Range - Unlimited S - 10 AP - 1 Assault Random, Dangerous Cat

Put a cat with a tail on the table for about 5 minutes or until it goes away. All models it hits hard enough for them to fall over count as hit. If the cat would sit on lie on any models, they count as hit. If the cat make them fall of the table they counts as destroyed.
Yeah, my cat can be really dangerous!

A Big Angry dog

Range - Where ever the Cat goes S - 10 AP - 1 Assault Random

Works only when someone had used Big Walking Cat with Dangerous Tail.

Chases cat off table, any models that fall over in resultant chase count as hit, any knocked off table count as destroyed.

A Very Big Angry Dog Owner

Range: Where ever the Dog goes after the Cat S - 10 Ap - 1 Ordnance Random

Works only when someone has used A Big Angry Dog.

Jumps up the table to get over it, so he/she can catch his/her cat-chasing dog. All models that fall over when the owner is on the table count as hit, any models crushed and/or knocked of the table count as destroyed.


And as reply for Watcher in The Dark:

The Legendary Black Beast of AAAARGHH!

Statline WS:4 BS:0 S:8 T:5 W:4 A:6 I:3 Ld:7 Sv:4+

Weapon: Huge mouth

Special Rules:

Fearless, Monstrous Creature, Infiltrate, Night Vision, Rage.

The Death of The Creator - Should the player of the Legendary Black Beast of AAARGH! die in a heart attack during the game, the Legendary Black Beast of AAARGH! is immiditely removed from the table.

Is It Black, Really? - The Legendary Black Beast of AAARGH! isn't actually black, it is green. You ask me if that matters? Well, I guess not...

The horus Heresy

Stats Ws? Bs? S? T? etc

Special rules:
nobody will see it coming- what it says on the tin

You forgot to add if the dog/dog owner knocks the table over then all units count as destroyed.

New Tyranid Weapon!

Seriously? Just give us some sort of ranged attack that is AP3 or better that ISN'T a psychic power.

Biogun:

Range: 36" or maybe 24"
S: 6
AP: 3
Types: Assault 2

Small version of the biocannons used by the gargantuan creatures.

Space Marine:

Sea Lance:
Type: Close Combat
S:7
AP:2

Auspex: +10 pts. Can only be taken by Space Marine Sergeants.

If a sergeant is equipped with an auspex, the sergeant and his unit can target any unit within 12", regardless of true LoS. The targeted unit receives a 4+ cover save from any wounds caused by shooting.

Chaos Space Marines

Weapon: Blood Shredder (Daemon Weapon)

Weapon functions as a normal unmarked Daemon Weapon (as per C:CSM) except confers the following special rules, Furious Charge and Rending. Weapon requires the mark of Khorne and players may opt to select this weapon over the bloodfeeder.


Weapon: Ultimate Bloodfeeder (Daemon Weapon)

Functions as the bloodfeeder (as per C:CSM), except confers 3d6 extra attacks instead of 2d6 (If any roll 1, character receives a wound as per normal)

Edit: Had to add the second weapon in for laughs

Da big bloo busta(ork weapon used against deppstriking units)
a huge zappy gun moutend on a buggy

Range unlimited uses firers bs type specail*

*this gun disrupts what ever landing system the opponent may have
you roll to hit before they deep strike(any time) when they do come down they have to take a moral test if fail D6 stregth 8 hits on unit


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squig zappa

s n/a range n/a ap n/a

elect one unit on the feild that killed your freagin warboss roll a dice no matter what you get that unit is automatically turned into squigs for squishin

Razor-Sharp Hat

(used by infamous Commissar Odd Job)

Range 12"
S 4
AP 4
Assault 1
Rending

Ork Modified Shokk Attack Gun
Range: 60" S:2D6 AP:2 Notes:Heavy 1, Large Blast
Y'all know the rules for this...
But it should be able to fire grots at the unit it's attacking, on a certain roll, for the strength. Maybe replace one of them like 3,3 with it.