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This thread is full of win!!!

+1 dash for starting it!

Crom wrote:I drink whiskey, Irish whiskey, and upon your defeat I would demand that a whole bottle of Red Breast be given to me as a gesture to spare your miniatures from their doom, and by doom I mean smashing with a hammer. Since we play prison rules and any model killed actually gets crushed by a hammer. Just like the mighty hammer of Arjac. While you are drunkenly crying over your precious models smashed to bits, I am finishing up all the whiskey and basking in the fact you were unable to physically smash any of my models with a hammer. In fact, the skinny puny arms of an Eldar, be it dark or not, could probably not even lift a warhammer to begin with. I guess to be fair, I will have to allow you to use a small carpenter's hammer, perhaps one built for a child.

All of your skimmers would crash with my wolf priests, as I could easily field Njal plus another one, and if I so felt like it a unit of Fenrisian wolves to meet your pointy eared tight pants emo boys in combat. All the while the whole time you would be totally jealous of not only my awesome beard, but the awesome beards on all my marines.

Crom:

I would play the hammer game with you with one caveat: The first 5 models killed on either side are safe. This would ensure that my army is spared the hammer while destroying your army minus five models. I really *do* believe that if we played a game, I would table you while losing at most 1 model.

It is also worth noting that I enjoy Space Wolf beards. My kabal takes great pleasure in tying Spacewolf beards into ponytails, dipping them into wax, lighting them on fire, then taking wagers over how long it takes for their faces to melt off. Perhaps your agonizing death will earn me money?

I almost can't wait for a few years from now when SW are the bottom tier codex and Dash starts them just for a challenge...

Not a wolf player, but grind the offending xenos into the dust my foul smelling brothers.

This is typical of my dark brethren who possess the arrogance to call themselves Eldar.

Our seers don't doubt your capabilities as a raider DoP but actively seeking a battle with the proudest and most unwashed of all the Monkeigh- for the simple reason of crushing their pride for your petty amusement! All Eldar surely appreciate the disgusting stench of wet dog that pervades Fenris and each its unsanitary denizens. Actively seeking their company is masochistic in itself...

akaean wrote:...disgusting stench of wet dog......Fenris...unsanitary denizens...Actively seeking their company is masochistic in itself...

Touche!

If even one Space Wolf player loses...I swear..I will call apon the Authority invested in me, by my Emperor, to bring Holy exterminatus down apon Fenris itself.

The Inquisition will not see Xenos win...even if it would remove a Chapter of deviant mutants.

Dashofpepper wrote:

Crom wrote:I drink whiskey, Irish whiskey, and upon your defeat I would demand that a whole bottle of Red Breast be given to me as a gesture to spare your miniatures from their doom, and by doom I mean smashing with a hammer. Since we play prison rules and any model killed actually gets crushed by a hammer. Just like the mighty hammer of Arjac. While you are drunkenly crying over your precious models smashed to bits, I am finishing up all the whiskey and basking in the fact you were unable to physically smash any of my models with a hammer. In fact, the skinny puny arms of an Eldar, be it dark or not, could probably not even lift a warhammer to begin with. I guess to be fair, I will have to allow you to use a small carpenter's hammer, perhaps one built for a child.

All of your skimmers would crash with my wolf priests, as I could easily field Njal plus another one, and if I so felt like it a unit of Fenrisian wolves to meet your pointy eared tight pants emo boys in combat. All the while the whole time you would be totally jealous of not only my awesome beard, but the awesome beards on all my marines.

Crom:

I would play the hammer game with you with one caveat: The first 5 models killed on either side are safe. This would ensure that my army is spared the hammer while destroying your army minus five models. I really *do* believe that if we played a game, I would table you while losing at most 1 model.

It is also worth noting that I enjoy Space Wolf beards. My kabal takes great pleasure in tying Spacewolf beards into ponytails, dipping them into wax, lighting them on fire, then taking wagers over how long it takes for their faces to melt off. Perhaps your agonizing death will earn me money?

I sense hesitation in your words. You dropped from losing no models, to now wanting a buffer of 5? Oh your over confidence is starting to wear thin.

Mr Hyena wrote:If even one Space Wolf player loses...I swear..I will call apon the Authority invested in me, by my Emperor, to bring Holy exterminatus down apon Fenris itself.

The Inquisition will not see Xenos win...even if it would remove a Chapter of deviant mutants.

I will hold you to this, and will see your execution by commisar should you not fufill this holy act of cleansing!

Footsloggin wrote:

Mr Hyena wrote:If even one Space Wolf player loses...I swear..I will call apon the Authority invested in me, by my Emperor, to bring Holy exterminatus down apon Fenris itself.

The Inquisition will not see Xenos win...even if it would remove a Chapter of deviant mutants.

I will hold you to this, and will see your execution by commisar should you not fufill this holy act of cleansing!

Cleaning might be in order considering the relative cleanliness of a Space Wolf...

purplefood wrote:

Footsloggin wrote:

Mr Hyena wrote:If even one Space Wolf player loses...I swear..I will call apon the Authority invested in me, by my Emperor, to bring Holy exterminatus down apon Fenris itself.

The Inquisition will not see Xenos win...even if it would remove a Chapter of deviant mutants.

I will hold you to this, and will see your execution by commisar should you not fufill this holy act of cleansing!

Cleaning might be in order considering the relative cleanliness of a Space Wolf...

A through purging is in order then!

Crom, you don't really want to play Hammer Prison Rules 40k with me. The 5 model caveat is to protect the single model I'd expect to lose against your list in exchange for tabling you. Its five models instead of one just in case the dice gods decide to particularly favor you and let you kill more than one model before getting wiped off the map.

Hahaha, is that anything like when you bet your dark eldar army that you could kill my warbikers on turn 1, only to eat your words when I said I'd reserve them?

Seriously, I appreciate that you really really want to play high-stakes 40k, but you gotta get smarter about what you claim you can do.

I don't even know your list, but you know that you can lose five models to a single raider exploding, right?

The Chaos gods will protect Dash and Khorne himself will honor him with compleate victory over the flea ridden menace....Space Wolfs....more like Space Sheep...

Large words for an army who denies your gods. Chaos and DE have nothing in common save for a common enemy but rest assure would kill each other at the drop of a hat. Khorne himself would never honor anyone but himself and to think he would shows your ignorance and why you follow the false gods in the first place.

You have joined in harsh words with an enemy who owes you no allegance or even cares for your company. How I pity you..

I find your lack of faith in the one army that blocks your path out of the eye of terror amusing at best. Chaos is nothing but a shell of lost causes and vanity.

Fool, the DE and Chaos have more in common then they let on. Raiders and thieves both, leaving carnage and desolation in their wake. They may serve different ends but their corruption and depravity are difficult to distinguish.

Your dismissive arrogance will be your downfall, Monkeigh. You are quick to forget that forces of chaos have rampaged entire sectors for hundreds of years at a time, and that your forces are ever thinner and weaker.

You are also quick to forget that the only reason you still hold Cadia from the Black Crusades is because of the intervention of our civilized people. Without Eldrad and Maugen Ra Terra would have fallen already to Abadons foul horde.

You place too much faith in the unwashed mutts on Fenris- cheap missile launchers will only get you so far. I fear any Space Wolf army marching against Dash's raiders will meet a fate similar to Perturabo's Iron Cage. Your arrogance will lead you into a trap, you will be trapped, and executed to a man, whatever is left of your company will be unable to fight for decades to come.

You lack the foresight and guidance of the Eldar. You are fools and your arrogance has damned your petty empire to failure.

also this

Timmed words for a wolf pup so young in this world, he who has yet to achieve manhood and face an enemy worthy enough to smack the youthful words from your mouth. I have faith in my friend Dash's Dark Eldar in defeating a tired, filthy, overstreched, over used and just plain weak Space Wolf force. Nothing more than that, Khorne knows that the time of the Wolf has been over along time. And I am happy to see these wet, stinky and filth ridden mongrels get a beating any time there is a chance. As for the Chaos Gods denying the DE is a foolish belief indead, the gods crave blood shed no matter who is doing it. As is the way of Chaos, as for being a shell for lost causes well just look at your pathetic Emperor pup. Now if he is not a worthless shell then I know not what you speak of. If this emperor of man really cared he would not have left his sons during the Great Crusades in which many of my breatheren who fought so hard in his name. Only to be abandond and forgotten to fight his wars for him, those battle brothers that left the cause of your false Emperor. Left because the Emperor was weak and left his sons when they needed him the most. We choose are way of life to slaughter and kill not in his false name but in the glory of are Master Khorne. He gives use reason to kill for glory in his name alone, he will never forget us when in need. So got weep to your sheel of a so-called Emperor and just watch what he does......Nothing as you will find he can do nothing......but collect dust.

Grimwulfe wrote:I find your lack of faith...<SNIP>...amusing...<SNIP>

Awwww.
I was hoping you were going to say, "disturbing."
: (

Eric

Redbeard wrote:Hahaha, is that anything like when you bet your dark eldar army that you could kill my warbikers on turn 1, only to eat your words when I said I'd reserve them?

Seriously, I appreciate that you really really want to play high-stakes 40k, but you gotta get smarter about what you claim you can do.

I don't even know your list, but you know that you can lose five models to a single raider exploding, right?

HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! If you revisit that thread about your warbikers, you'd see that the mission requirement doesn't allow reserves. I'm still waiting for you to accept the challenge.

I'd love to see Wulfe come to this battle with a fully fluffy army without any TWC, razorbacks or Long Fangs.
Just so all the people who say that 'everyone' takes them can be proved wrong...

Dashofpepper wrote:

Redbeard wrote:Hahaha, is that anything like when you bet your dark eldar army that you could kill my warbikers on turn 1, only to eat your words when I said I'd reserve them?

Seriously, I appreciate that you really really want to play high-stakes 40k, but you gotta get smarter about what you claim you can do.

I don't even know your list, but you know that you can lose five models to a single raider exploding, right?

HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! If you revisit that thread about your warbikers, you'd see that the mission requirement doesn't allow reserves. I'm still waiting for you to accept the challenge.

If you'd revisit that thread, you'd see that 'ard boyz missions (or even that you got to pick the mission) were part of your initial challenge. You only tried to include that after being shown how little thought you put into the challenge.

Lotta dudesweat goin' on in here. . .

Redbeard, since you have nothing topical to contribute to this thread, don't seem to get the spirit of it, and are looking to snipe me, I'd ask that you please not post here anymore. Feel free to argue about your warbikers with me in a warbiker thread.

Back to the Spacewolf suckage now.

tl;dr

PLEASE DON'T MAKE POINTLESS POSTS, OR ONES WITH NO PURPOSE BUT TO ANNOY. -The Mgmt.

So what's going to happen when the gods of chance turn a deaf ear to Dash's prayers and he ends up losing? Now I don't need a tidal wave of people going 'OH IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!11!' just speculation. Will we see pics of him acknowledging and eating his own words or maybe even writing on paper ala Terms of Surrender meetings?

Kurgash wrote:So what's going to happen when the gods of chance turn a deaf ear to Dash's prayers and he ends up losing? Now I don't need a tidal wave of people going 'OH IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!11!' just speculation. Will we see pics of him acknowledging and eating his own words or maybe even writing on paper ala Terms of Surrender meetings?

Most likely we'll never hear of it. Probably part of the reason why he's not challenging Mech guard players.

He wrote an extremely detailed report on his battle with Stelek, with a ton of pictures.

Your speculation is both uncharitable and baseless.

LordWynne wrote:Timmed words for a wolf pup so young in this world, he who has yet to achieve manhood and face an enemy worthy enough to smack the youthful words from your mouth. I have faith in my friend Dash's Dark Eldar in defeating a tired, filthy, overstreched, over used and just plain weak Space Wolf force. Nothing more than that, Khorne knows that the time of the Wolf has been over along time. And I am happy to see these wet, stinky and filth ridden mongrels get a beating any time there is a chance. As for the Chaos Gods denying the DE is a foolish belief indead, the gods crave blood shed no matter who is doing it. As is the way of Chaos, as for being a shell for lost causes well just look at your pathetic Emperor pup. Now if he is not a worthless shell then I know not what you speak of. If this emperor of man really cared he would not have left his sons during the Great Crusades in which many of my breatheren who fought so hard in his name. Only to be abandond and forgotten to fight his wars for him, those battle brothers that left the cause of your false Emperor. Left because the Emperor was weak and left his sons when they needed him the most. We choose are way of life to slaughter and kill not in his false name but in the glory of are Master Khorne. He gives use reason to kill for glory in his name alone, he will never forget us when in need. So got weep to your sheel of a so-called Emperor and just watch what he does......Nothing as you will find he can do nothing......but collect dust.

Reign in your anger and focus it into a blade of hate for you're enemies brother lest false pride lead to your skull being added to his throne by another of his champions like so many before them. Remember always Master Khorne, Blessed be the true Throne, cares not from WHERE the blood flows only that it flows.

OOC for a moment - Not sure but I believe that Mike said something about a Whiskey Challenge so I would assume right there that it will be out there for all to see. As for Dash he is a good player and this thread is meant to have fun while we hype this challenge. So please to all that feel the need to chime in please do so in the spirit of this thread and take it for what it is. That being said as for the drinking challenge Dash I like the idea of having our own and just making sure were both on the same page via alchohol conent etc..

IC -

I see your minions have flocked to your side xeno scum. Heavy words and idle threats are all I am hearing. Blood this blood that my god loves you because you spill blood. This is by far the most amusing of rants. Your time draws closer and we shall know the might of the Space Marines. How confident you are, this is all the beter when your throphys racks fail and fall before you.

Your over confidence shall be your undoing!

"For Leman we fight, For the Emperor we live!"

Mannahnin wrote:He wrote an extremely detailed report on his battle with Stelek, with a ton of pictures.

Your speculation is both uncharitable and baseless.

And thus you see how much I pay attention to these sort of things. I'm here for the drama more so the actual results and even that is quite bland and tasteless, almost forced out of both parties.

It's like watching two of those fake wrestlers talk about one another before a match, so bad that it's funny.