Open Challenge to Spacewolves attending the Nova Open this year

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**AlmightyWalrus**

Grimwulfe wrote:
Let me repeat that the Dark Eldar Gods would spit on your chaos gods for fun. Why you come to the aid of this xeno scum is beyond me. But hey I regress I wouldnt want to deprive chaos of there fantasy's....

Oh how delightful! Traitors fighting filthy Xenos! That said, go ahead, laugh at the Gods that destroyed your precious empire, that destroyed the very gods you speak about!

Dashofpepper wrote:With a second edition codex.

Just out of curiosity, what Codex was it you did this with?

**MagickalMemories**

I think Walrus missed the sarcasm.

Eric

**CoI**

oh to be able to be there when the Emperors most faithful destroy the corrupt pointy eared xeno scum. Your kind break so easy... its hard not to do it accidentally. Alas, I'm on the other end of the eye of terror fighting the necrons, so you will have to accept my moral support brother! The Blood Wolves wish you a good fight! FOR THE GLORY OF RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER!

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Dash, since this is a big deal for you, Am I right to assume you are bringing the dirtiest, most underhanded, WAAC list ever devised by a mortal, specifically designed to take on SW?

**LordWynne**

Battle Brother Lucifer, if you had followed this thread carfully then you would carfully take back those acusations towards the honorable Dash. His beloved Dark Eldar do not need a dirty, underhanded WAAC list to defeat SW's. After all his lists are very legal, all the DA force needs to bring is several gallons of a strong flea dip and the SW's will die from lack of dirtyness. Death to Space Wolfs.....and any of there dirty, filthy, drunken excuse of genetically altered brothers of thiers.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

I read the whole thing a while back, didn't want to again.

And who says WAAC means illegal?

**Dashofpepper**

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I read the whole thing a while back, didn't want to again.

And who says WAAC means illegal?

Mouse over WAAC and read what it says. Winning at ALL COSTS includes illegal activity, and discludes nothing. Several things you can expect from a WAAC gamer.

-Cheating if they can get away with it.
-Creative rules interpretations that are either not *really* true, or exploiting a loophole in bad wording.
-Poor tabletop manners, loose measurements, shifty dice rolling....

The list goes on.

My Dark Eldar army is linked in my signature, and is a nice wych cult. In fact, its *very* close to the same wych cult that I ran with the old codex, minus Lelith, who now epitomizes suckage. I don't tailor lists. Ever. For anyone. My Orks haven't changed since 2009, regardless of new codexes. My DE didn't change until the new codex, where I settled on my list. I *do* encourage people to tailor to me; it gives them a sporting chance. Sometimes.

Now, if you're one of those people who confuse WAAC with words like "competitive" or "intelligent" or "tactical," I'm going to presume you originate from Fenris. Those hypocritical and traitorous mongrels have never put much value into critical thinking - Space mongrels are too busy teaching their recruits more important values....like treachery, disloyalty, hypocrisy, beard-weaving, voodoo, and the all important stinkery.

**CoI**

So in essence, your dark eldar should really fit in if that's what we're like...minus the beard-waving. No eldar has yet to grow a decent beard.
Panzies.

**liam0404**

Probably not welcome, but i'm going to but my big nose into this thread.

As far as the space pups go - they are dirty psykers, and as far as I'm concerned, I hope that the Dark Eldar inflict such tortures upon them such as supergluing headphones to his runepriests and playing the Miley Cyrus album on infinite repeat - they deserve no less.

As far as the Dark Eldar go - they aren't so bad. Sure they may enjoy a bit of debauchery here and there, along with the odd genital torture and general evil practices - but they stay away from that pesky warp! It's almost a shame that we have to crush them into the dust - but don't worry dash, at least us Templars are man enough to do it the old fashioned way, and not from 48" away like some sissy space pups!

/Sarcasm.

**CoI**

Wait, you're taking sides against an enemy of the Imperium, because we have psykers, and the race in question is made up of some of the most psychic beings in the known universe? TRAITOR!

**Austragalis**

Hail Archon Dashofpepper! May he sup on souls and slake on blood!

**imweasel**

This is a great thread.

Totally unrelated, but I really like dash's DE list.

**purplefood**

CoI wrote:Wait, you're taking sides against an enemy of the Imperium, because we have psykers, and the race in question is made up of some of the most psychic beings in the known universe? TRAITOR!

DE aren't psykers...

**Dashofpepper**

purplefood wrote:
CoI wrote:Wait, you're taking sides against an enemy of the Imperium, because we have psykers, and the race in question is made up of some of the most psychic beings in the known universe? TRAITOR!

DE aren't psykers...

Space Wolves aren't too bright.

I was going to let it go...

**purplefood**

Dashofpepper wrote:
purplefood wrote:
CoI wrote:Wait, you're taking sides against an enemy of the Imperium, because we have psykers, and the race in question is made up of some of the most psychic beings in the known universe? TRAITOR!

DE aren't psykers...

Space Wolves aren't too bright.

I was going to let it go...

Fair point...
They haven't exactly set records in thinking.

**CoI**

Last i checked they were still eldar. So naturally psychic their debauchery spawned a chaos god. I'd say there's a certain level of ability there.

**Dashofpepper**

CoI wrote:Last i checked they were still eldar. So naturally psychic their debauchery spawned a chaos god. I'd say there's a certain level of ability there.

And like I said, we don't expect a whole lot from Space Wolves. So we're rarely disappointed. Crack open the DE codex. The first couple of pages will do. Its explains in detail why there is not a SINGLE psyker amongst the Dark Eldar.

**AlmightyWalrus**

CoI wrote:Wait, you're taking sides against an enemy of the Imperium, because we have psykers, and the race in question is made up of some of the most psychic beings in the known universe? TRAITOR!

The last time someone called one of us Templars traitor, he had an "accident"... Wouldn't it be horrible if one of our torpedo tubes "malfunctioned"...?

**CoI**

I see, so when someone calls you traitor you prove it? wonderful.
and wouldn't it be horrible if my thunderwolves got hungry and accidentally ate you? ... no wait, not so accidental...
*OOC* I haven't actually read the DE codex, they don't have any psykers at all? interesting... why?

**TheMuffinMan98**

You are the most intellectual troll I've ever seen. But thats only cause I'm a die hard Puppies player.

**AlmightyWalrus**

CoI wrote:I see, so when someone calls you traitor you prove it? wonderful.
and wouldn't it be horrible if my thunderwolves got hungry and accidentally ate you? ... no wait, not so accidental...
*OOC* I haven't actually read the DE codex, they don't have any psykers at all? interesting... why?

Unlike certain other Chapters of His Astartes, we take our honour seriously. Then again, that might be hard for someone without honour to comprehend.

To be fair though, all you need to do is drop all those pesky witches down a deed chasm, reverse-Jaws of the World Wolf if you will. Then we'd be on the same boat, we'd even be able to have a "we hate the Inquisition and we're proud of it!" party! Just NO WITCHES! BURN BURN! BLARGH!

**CoI**

Well as there isn't a single witch in the space wolves, i don't see a problem. Now we _do_ have sanctioned psyker librarians, whom the emperor, blessed be his name, allowed and in fact believed necessary. So unless you're talking about them, in which case you're defying the emperor, we're all good.

**nosferatu1001**

Despite the council of Nikea specifically banning psychic and sorcery?

You also DONT have librarians, you have rune priests. For a start, the SW dont have a library for your guys to be the librarians of - oral history all the way.

**EmilCrane**

AlmightyWalrus wrote:NO WITCHES! BURN BURN! BLARGH!

PRAY! KILL! BURN! PRAY! KILL! BURN!

**Brother Ramses**

Dashofpepper wrote:Greetings my easily misguided future slaves, whose torture and soul-searing agony will keep my kabal entertained endlessly, and our skin pale, creamy, and vibrant with the raw terror you shake with upon contemplation of the Maleficarum standing before you.

I’ve long had nothing but contempt for all Astartes, and the rise of Space Wolves as a dominant force among Space Marine players has been the result of many snorts of laughter amongst our inner circle. Unimaginative as your pseudo-species of Frankenstein assemblies are, Space Mongrels hold a special place of humour in my black heart. What other legion could be so easily misguided to betray the Imperium and destroy the Emperor’s most loyal servants at but a word of a treacherous son? What other legion could be counted on to not have the intelligence to question the value of their actions? Stupid and unintelligent at best, traitorous to mankind at worst, these hypocritical, superstitious, and inept servants of Chaos designed to kill their brethren are my favorite target for both verbal sparring and for killing.

And why should that ingrained lack of imagination and innovation inherently bred into each and every Space Wolf reflect differently in any other facet of their mangy existence? Every army list is as unoriginal as the last – uninspiring and unimaginative, as if each skold gothi has a virtual replica of forces to wield.

Who doesn’t expect several units of mongrels toting missile launchers to cower in the backfield and snipe at transports? Who doesn’t expect one or several hyped up gothi elevated to priest status exercising the same wyrd that they condemn their brethren for? Minimal variance to account for the inclusion of lonewolves, Thunderwolf Cavalry, or vehicle spam as the personal philosophy of each dictates…but at the end of the day, it is the difference of icing on the cake, without substantive change.

And that, my subhuman mongrel pets, is the foundation of my lack of respect for the ineptitude of your murder-make. Your skjalds recite the memories of your mongrels against inferior foes. Against enemies without the advantages bred into the petri dishes of your polluted genes. Against an intelligent foe, you crumble. When your wyrd is matched against the tenacity of any of the superior lifeforms you arrogantly dismiss as Xenos, entire complements of your warriors sleep on red snow.

It is not arrogance for my race to claim superiority over yours, to dismiss your combat abilities, and cackle in glee that you remain imagined as faithful to the Emperor, when you have been the catalyst for ten thousand years of strife. It is simple fact. Space Wolves are inferior in every way. Every time these superstitious hypocrites take the field against me, my army half-sleeps its way through victory against them.

So there it is. I expect your feeble forces to quail before mine. Bowed in terror and humbled before your worst fears manifested in physical form: Dark Eldar. Are there any out there who would be willing to champion the cowed mongrel dogs and attempt to demonstrate that the puppies are *not* all cookie-cutter replicas of inferiority, and that they *do* have some fighting ability?

The whiskey challenge is Thursday night, the night before the Nova Invitational. Are there any out there whose tails won’t tuck between their legs as they flee the Maleficarum? I challenge all puppies, everywhere – prove to me that you aren’t the whimpering cowards that I know you are. Prove to me that Dark Eldar don’t drink Mjold better than the Wolves of Fenris. Instead of a whiskey challenge, we can call it the mjold challenge. Prove to me that every battle with Wolves isn’t a lesson in humiliation waiting for them.

Antimon.

LAWLZ!

**Belerephon**

I wish every 40k game I played had as much machismo invested into it as this... Dash is a genius. I don't know anything about CA tourneys, so when is this going down?

**Thor665**

The DE player in me laughs.

The Space Wolf player in me weeps.

The Ork player in me...well, actually it's getting drunk and screaming 'Waaagh' over and over in the corner and trying to egg on the fight - this is really why I can't take him anywhere.

**Kurgash**

Let the children pick fights and roll around in their sandboxes I say, I'll be here on my porch cleaning mah old flayer wondering what it was like to be so young and naive.

**micahaphone**

Kurgash wrote:Let the children pick fights and roll around in their sandboxes I say, I'll be here on my porch cleaning mah old flayer wondering what it was like to be so young and naive.

Someday, someday soon, you shall feel what it is like to have a flying miniature monolith that can "zombify" members of the opponents army, and you shall cackle as your flayers actually get to flay.

**haroon**

Dashofpepper wrote:Now, if you're one of those people who confuse WAAC with words like "competitive" or "intelligent" or "tactical," I'm going to presume you originate from Fenris.

That is hilarious, i am contemplating adding it to my sig.