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land raider redeemer getting killed by ork warboss and 3 boyz

^Sux 4 u

supremeoverlordVECT wrote:land raider redeemer getting killed by ork warboss and 3 boyz

I got one better. Warboss charges a Land Raider with Kharn inside, blows it up, and kills Kharn in the explosion. (Actually happened on the last turn of an Ork vs. Chaos game)

Squig'd Sammael and Belial, one turn after another. Zoggy lived to tell the tale.

Okay, a unit of Havocs with missile launchers shoots at fire warriors all day, rolling nothing but 1's and 2's. Then in the fifth turn, they are killed by an outflanking unit of pathfinders and their devilfish. I hate Tau so much...

im2randomghgh wrote:Manta destroyed by a single devastators squad...I didn't even kill anyone with it.

Bunch of chain reactions?
What were they armed with?
What type of destroyed?

I got that beat. Marbo appears right on the side of a land raider and its transported paladins. one demolition charge kills the entire 700 points of paladins and grand master. Land raider wiffs on every shot against him and then he attaches a melta charge to finish it off.

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:I got that beat. Marbo appears right on the side of a land raider and its transported paladins. one demolition charge kills the entire 700 points of paladins and grand master. Land raider wiffs on every shot against him and then he attaches a melta charge to finish it off.

So much better than what usually happens with Marbo, where he jumps out of a piece of terrain, throws his demo charge, and it scatters 6 inches back on top of him

On a table - don't know yet.
In DoW game - Boreale.
In fluff - Rogal Dorn.

Locclo wrote:

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:I got that beat. Marbo appears right on the side of a land raider and its transported paladins. one demolition charge kills the entire 700 points of paladins and grand master. Land raider wiffs on every shot against him and then he attaches a melta charge to finish it off.

So much better than what usually happens with Marbo, where he jumps out of a piece of terrain, throws his demo charge, and it scatters 6 inches back on top of him

How 'bout Draigo in an Apoc game with Vortex Grenade,hurls it at a Bloodthirster.....I'll let you figure the rest out.

Locclo wrote:

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:I got that beat. Marbo appears right on the side of a land raider and its transported paladins. one demolition charge kills the entire 700 points of paladins and grand master. Land raider wiffs on every shot against him and then he attaches a melta charge to finish it off.

So much better than what usually happens with Marbo, where he jumps out of a piece of terrain, throws his demo charge, and it scatters 6 inches back on top of him

Damn boomerang Democharges

Grot killed a emperor class warlord titan after he shot down the tau manta to crash into it...

Tell me you are refering to a Grot in a Kan and not one running around by himself as that would be impossable.

My Most Humiliating Defeat is When The Entire Chaos Enemy Wiped Out Mine without me getting 1 kill point


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My Most Humiliating Defeat is When The Entire Chaos Enemy Wiped Out Mine without me getting 1 kill point

I deep striked my trygon prime in front of a hammerhead.


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then he tankshocked me.

I failed to draw a game because I got unlucky with a Tank Shock.

the game was 2k of my old DH GKs vs an all Khorne Bezerker army led by Abbaddon.


last turn of the game,

Its my Landraider vs Abbaddon and 1 squad of 1 bezerker and 1 squad of 2 that are on an objective.


Landraider Tank Shocks the 2 bezerkers. Death of Glory with a Melta Bomb.

Landraider exploded, and both Zerkers died from the explosion.


I lost because I got tabled. no one had any objectives.

Khorne was very pleased that day.

Tau vrs. Tyranids. Broadside is popping shots at a Hive tyrant and a reserve roll brings a Lictor into play. the Lictor can't attack but is ready to get his claws on the broadside next turn. On the Tau players turn, he throws a suicide unit of gun Drones to tie up the Lictor until the Kroot can take over. but a problem occurs:

The Gun drones kill the Lictor. lemme reiterate... The gun drones kill the Lictor in cc. Take a second and imagine a lictor coming out of the foliage, the gun drones assulting and killing the lictor.


this kinda stuff shouldn't happen.

I had an Archon with a fancy shadow field and a djinn blade roll up on a lone canoness (spelling?) only to roll doubles, wounds himself. Fails both shadowfield proceeds to lose combat, flee, and than get shot by a bolt pistol.

Warp Spiders jumped through a wall, fired on a Deathwing termie squad. I rolled five ones for armor saves, killing the whole squad. Then they jumped back behind the wall before the other squads could shoot

I enjoy collateral damage, especially when it happens to other people...

For instance, JotWW's path through 2 trygons (both die) and hitting the broodlord (who dies) by less than 1/2 an inch. I didn't plan it that way it just occurs. Boom, there goes a third of his army turn one.

VINDICATOR SCATTER FTW! Ever shoot a Vindicator at a vehicle, only to hit the units around it? Friend or foe, that is an embarrassing way to die. But my favorite (and I do use this as a tactic) is to shoot at an empty building/ vehicle/ unit next to area terrain to hit a unit hidind behind it on the scatter. TAKE THAT, JSJ-ERS! It happens like 1/3 of the time.

Here's a good one- Kharn wiffing every hit and killing his whole zerker unit, before dying to a guardsman with a PF.

Jaws killing Lillith H-whatever- initiative 9 won't save you on a 6, beotch!

That one Wolf guard that always is the last one standing taking down the Skulltaker in 3 rounds of combat.

I played a friends eldar, went after his unit of tactical marines. After their melta shooting can't damage him, he is boltgunned to death. I was like O.o

once my mega warboss was leading a band of boyz. Next turn he was about to charge a chaos space marines. CSM fires a shell from defiler's main gun. Warboss was hit and slain by instant kill. Only he was harm. The boys instead of charging start to laught.

I hope I live to see the day in which two grots charge Darnath Lysander and kill him.

I've killed a unit of termies with a catachin demo charge

Mustela wrote:I hope I live to see the day in which two grots charge Darnath Lysander and kill him.

I'll drink to that.

Trygon Prime pops up in the middle of my Guard parking lot with two Demolishers, a Hydra and a LRBT, ready to assault next turn. The tanks were too close to shot ordnance safely, but I went for it anyway. Fortunately my tank crews are accurate. Very accurate.

Brother Coa wrote:On a table - don't know yet.
In DoW game - Boreale.
In fluff - Rogal Dorn.

Well Dorn kinda personally stopped an Entire BC...

I had a bird take a gak on my opponent's Warp Spiders once.

I've also had to re-do my army because my cat broke every single model.

Chowderhead wrote:I had a bird take a gak on my opponent's Warp Spiders once.

I've also had to re-do my army because my cat broke every single model.

Kat Killin's for the win!

This has happened to me with every hobby at one time or anther. I may consider insuring my new army...

My worst death...

Mephiston is the only model left in my army...

He has Kharne left in his army..

A classic face off is about to happen to decide who wins!!

Mephiston is on one wound.
Kharne is on 2 wounds.

On paper Mephiston should completly total this useless Khorne champion....

So Mephiston toys with Kharne and shoots him before charging!

But WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over heating plasma and a failed save....

Mephiston fries himself and Chaos win -.-

dreadknightl wrote:sanguinor killed by lone wolf

Sanguinor killed by grot horde. (Totally didn't happen, but I want to see this)

My worst, was charging a building of 500pt IG with 500 pt Orkz. Not a one survived, and I managed to take out a total of 2 ratlings.