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2012/06/25 20:35:51
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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I'd be an XV-88 pilot.
Baring that, I would be the guardsmen who dies in the first 30 seconds just to show that war is serious guys.
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 5,000 points of Tau
 2,000 points of Space Wolves
 1,000 points of Raven Guard
Almost none of which is painted. |
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2012/06/25 20:40:19
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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I would be a Thrall Servitor. That way, my mind would be too small to contemplate the grim dark future of the 41st millennium.
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2500 pts
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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2012/06/25 21:42:49
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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Would love to be a Wolf Priest, more likely to be a medic in some aspect, Guard/Hive etc.
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/06/26 00:51:00
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Tough Traitorous Guardsman
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Dark Eldar high ranking Wyche (Raiding and Killing in style) or maybe a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh or Khorne.
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2012/06/26 05:33:06
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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I would be a wolf scout that gets hand picked by Logan grimnar to be not only on his wolf guard but specially picked for super secret stealthy assassinations
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Tyranids will consume the universe!!! There is no chance for survival!!
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2012/07/02 22:25:42
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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DarkCorsair wrote:Tadashi wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
Not to mention the most perverted deity in existence after your soul...
Eh. Soul stones.
Mmm...Delicious.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a theory that devoured Eldar souls are reincarnated as Daemons of Slaanesh.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/07/02 22:33:30
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Terrifying Doombull
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Well seeing how I teether on the edge of heresy and loyalistic ways Im going to say either Imperial guard member of some rank, or failing that Id go in style as a Bloodpact comannder
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2012/07/02 22:37:58
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Tau Water Caste
Im a pretty peaceful guy, and Tau seems to be the only one that has people that doesnt involve fighting
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6+ = 6/36 | Reroll 1s = 7/36 | Reroll Misses = 11/36 ||||||| 5+ = 12/36 | Reroll 1s 14/36 | Reroll Misses = 20/36 ||||||| 4+ = 18/36 | Reroll 1s 21/36 | Reroll Misses = 27/36
3+ = 24/36 | Reroll 1s 28/36 | Reroll Misses = 32/36 ||||||| 2+ = 30/36 | Reroll 1s 35/36 ||||||| Highest of 2d6 = 4.47 |
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2012/07/02 22:45:24
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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I think I would be a light snack for some Hive Tyrant or Carnifex as they Hive Fleet devoured the universe.
If not that wondering where the hell we went wrong in the universe and find away to get as far away a possible.
But if that can't happen I'd want enough high end explosive to blow up the planet I lived on and the detonator to be hooked up to my heart.
When it stops. KABOOM!!!! Nuff said.
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2012/07/03 00:05:51
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Sister Oh-So Repentia
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I would be Ciaphas Cain. Get the girls, never die, and have all the fun
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2012/07/03 06:54:32
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun
Texas
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Emperor's Children Lord
For the seks
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2012/07/03 07:01:21
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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A Demon Prince Pledged to Slaanesh and Tzeentch. You really can't do much better than that in the 40k universe, you just sit around on your immortal ass knowing everything and pursuing whatever pleasures you want most. Easy mode has been permanently activated at the expense of the rest of the galaxy.
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2012/07/03 07:04:35
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Squigsquasher wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:Tadashi wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
Not to mention the most perverted deity in existence after your soul...
Eh. Soul stones.
Mmm...Delicious.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a theory that devoured Eldar souls are reincarnated as Daemons of Slaanesh.
Wonder why Eldar flee from such a beautiful 'woman' when they made 'her' in the process...I recall a few even wanted to make 'her' happen, so they can enjoy themselves forever. And when it finally became reality, they ran in fear. Tragic story... 
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/07/04 20:37:42
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Ahh, the birth of slaanesh. If only I was there...
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If you see slaanesh, just look away. 
"I can't look away!!!" 
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2012/07/04 21:52:53
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Edmonton, AB Canada
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I'm thinking small... maybe the resurrected god emperor of mankind. or maybe one of the Chaos gods, I'm thinking Slaanesh.
Barring that: probably a victem.
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2012/07/04 22:44:15
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Wrakkar wrote:Ahh, the birth of slaanesh. If only I was there...
You're joking...right?
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/07/04 22:54:22
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A rabble-rousing Demagogue for the Alpha Legion - nothing like getting everyone fired up to go get slaughtered from a good round of bolter fire and get the boot of the Imperium placed firmly back on top of us again.
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2012/07/05 09:29:57
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Ahh, the birth of slaanesh. If only I was there...
You're joking...right?
Goldshield wrote:
A rabble-rousing Demagogue for the Alpha Legion - nothing like getting everyone fired up to go get slaughtered from a good round of bolter fire and get the boot of the Imperium placed firmly back on top of us again.
Shall I wield the bolter for you? 
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/07/05 16:55:08
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
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Definitely a tau crisis commander. Because as you know, xv8s are badass!
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2012/07/05 18:59:11
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Been Around the Block
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Oh nothing big.....just one of the high lords of terra.....
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2012/07/06 16:27:11
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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I would be an Eldar, probably a Shining Spear Aspect Warrior. Getting to ride a jetbike and use a laser lance sounds like the most fun to be had in the far future.
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2012/07/06 18:07:22
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Powerful Chaos Warrior
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Hmmm being a Cryptek would be cool... Not only are you practically immortal but you get really cool powers...
If not that then I would have to go with a DA Chaplain or BA Sanguinary Priest or Chaplain... Hmmmm being Astorath the Grim would be a cool option ....cool looking wings and be the executioner!!!
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2012/07/06 18:13:02
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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Blood angels WAR methiston vs astorath the grim who will win....methiston using force weapon special rule wich is still valid in 6th edition even though it is written in the 5th edition rulebook.
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2012/07/06 18:19:28
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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An Eldar Pathfinder from Altaioc. The adventure, the ridiculously long life span, being one of the best snipers in the universe, sign me up.
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2012/07/07 09:14:46
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Sergeant First Class
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DOVAKHIN FUS RO DAS
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The day I surrender is the day the Tau get an update-40k rejects
 orks-da mega stomperz (ex goffs and deathskulls)-2500pts
 Black templars-1850
 Vior'la sept tau-1500pts
No pity! no remorse! no fear! For the greater waaagh!
DS:90-SGMB--I+Pw40k07+D+++A++/fWD330R(M)DM+
'The longer the battle lasts,the more force we will have to use' Georgy Zhukov
'Ideas are more powerful than guns, We would not let our enemy have guns so why should we let them have ideas' Joseph Stalin |
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2012/07/07 09:21:11
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Sorry, but I didn't understand your post.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/07/07 09:24:00
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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Either Kal Jericho or a Rogue Trader.
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The world needs wannabes.
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2012/07/07 09:47:29
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Cosmic Joe
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Heretek, the kind that studies alien tech and likely dabbles in implants. Sometimes i may even have WILLING subjects.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2012/07/07 10:20:50
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Fleshound of Khorne
OC, California
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Tadashi wrote:Sorry, but I didn't understand your post.
Me thinks he said "dragonborn" then said the shout from Skyrim that sends people flying away from you.
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2012/07/07 12:53:58
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Slippery Ultramarine Scout Biker
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id be a grot. And dream of becoming a great banna wavea.
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 -  ltramarine 2nd Company - 4000pts
 - Tyranids - 1000pts
 - Orkz - 2000pts
- Tau - 1000pts |
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289th Descaal Janissaries: around 2kpts
Imperial Fists 4th company (Work In Progress)
Warhost of Biel-Tan (Coming Soon!)
Newly started WoC Army 
