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**DeffDred**

I'd be a Big Mek with SAG.

**daveking**

NoBaconz4You wrote:Tau, not sure which caste.

They seem like a race which would treat you respectfully, and have a high standard of living.

I'll agree with that, the Tau seem like the only race that would actually have a shower

**Daemonhammer**

An SM Apothecary, letting me stay behind others most of the time and not having much to do since if something is strong enough to go trough SM Power Armor he will either be obliterated or his argumented body will resist the minor wounds while still letting me have all the glory of a Space Marine.

**primalexile**

I would probably be a Rogue Trader dealing in alien weaponary.

**rednecroncryptek**

Probably a Necron Phaeron or a DE Hellion, as i love the idea of scooting around on a hoverboard with ma gangsta buddies.

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daveking wrote:
NoBaconz4You wrote:Tau, not sure which caste.

They seem like a race which would treat you respectfully, and have a high standard of living.

I'll agree with that, the Tau seem like the only race that would actually have a shower

Yer, and if you were a necron, you wouldn't need a shower

....... or water...

**pwntallica**

I'd be a chaplain. Preferably DA or BT. Being an inspiring presence on and off the battle field. Sniffing out corruption, spreading wisdom, beating the stuffing out of enemies while shouting liturgies of battle. You know, fun stuff!

**IcedAnimals**

An inquisitor. Though I don't know if id be radical or not. The amount of power they have is insane and id rather stay human than become a marine. Oh! and since the choice is up to me. I want to make sure I am a blank. No psychic powers squishing me plx.

Second, but most likely the better choice. Would be a Daemon prince. Literally being a god who rules overa planet of your own creation and you can't be killed, just "banished" would be awesome.

**GimbleMuggernaught**

Probably an Eldar pathfinder. Traveling the stars gaining knowledge, experience and riches, returning to the craft world in times of war to cause chaos and anarchy in the enemy force whilst being virtually undetectable, then disappearing as suddenly as came. I can't believe there's no black library novels from their perspective.

**Bobthehero**

Stormtrooper/Death Korps of Krieg Grenadiers.

I love hotshot hellguns a lot

And I'd rather not be some bloke stuck in a planet doing the same job for more hours than he has free time, and while I want to stick to be human, might as well be one of the best trained humans, with the maglight.

**captainliger**

An Ork freebootaz kaptin

why because its sounds like it would be fun, I'd be easily amused and a goddam pirate.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Either a member of the Ordo Xenos or an Eclessiarchy Confessor
Failing that, a pony

**daveking**

rednecroncryptek wrote:Probably a Necron Phaeron or a DE Hellion, as i love the idea of scooting around on a hoverboard with ma gangsta buddies.

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daveking wrote:
NoBaconz4You wrote:Tau, not sure which caste.

They seem like a race which would treat you respectfully, and have a high standard of living.

I'll agree with that, the Tau seem like the only race that would actually have a shower

Yer, and if you were a necron, you wouldn't need a shower ....... or water...

Yeah but you could never eat a good piece of rib eye steak

**Seb**

I'd probably be a mercenary working both sides of the fence. Either human bounty hunter, kroot warrior.
And if that's not it, probably the human master of logistics of a SM chapter.

**Painbiro**

4oursword wrote:Archon in Commorragh, a reasonably successful one so that I don't get murdered too often, but still have all the usual DE perks (all the slaves you can eat/torture/rape, etc.)

Touche, and seconded. Always wanted to be able to do whatever I want.

**TheAngrySquig**

A daemon prince of slaanesh. Always living in ecstasy and never dying has its perks

**Evileyes**

Dark eldar, or slaneesh daemon. They seem to be the only ones in the whole 40k universe who "get any"

I'd probably say Slaneesh Chaos daemon princess, if those actually exist in the fluff...hmm...To research!

**wererat**

Surviving member of Tanith 1st. because I would follow Gaunt anywhere.

**The Shadow**

An Eldar Farseer.

Because Eldar and Farseers are awesome and I'd get to divine stuff, blow up peoples' minds and shout DOOOOM! very frequently.

**G00fySmiley**

I'd be a Eldar Harliquin specifically a Solitaire (Arebennian)

they are the only Harliquen who is an outsider among outsiders often performing alone but the only performers who will portray slaanesh in the dance without end

also custodialship of the blacklibrary seems like a fun gig

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Harlequin

**Wrakkar**

G00fySmiley wrote:I'd be a Eldar Harliquin specifically a Solitaire (Arebennian)

they are the only Harliquen who is an outsider among outsiders often performing alone but the only performers who will portray slaanesh in the dance without end

also custodialship of the blacklibrary seems like a fun gig

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Harlequin

Ahh, yes... Dancing for the books' amusement...

**Tadashi**

A Blood Ravens Space Marine. Failing that, an Illuminati Inquisitor within the Ordo Malleus Inner Circle, working to bring about the Emperor's resurrection.

**ChaoticBob**

A Slaanesh CSM. Screwing and intoxicating my way through the galaxy and only getting rewarded for it. ^^

Or maybe a Plague Marine. Never having to care about my looks, see new places and meet new people and leave a lasting impression on everyone.

**Stroggified**

A tech priest whom know of the Omnissiahs, who's goal is to find a way to cross the intergalactic void and take humanity to a new galaxy to start anew and revive itself

**kinratha**

Hiive Tyrant. with wings. but if I cant be that then I would elther fly a vendetta or drive a Vanquisher.

**MaxDamage**

Eldar Farseer, plans within plans...........

**Phydox**

I tended to overwind my toys a lot as a kid and break them.

The only job I can think of that would suit me is a Ork Big Mek for Kult of Speed.

**Texanity**

Id probably be shackled and interrogated in the depths of "The Rock" for accidentally walking in on an "Inner Circle" Meeting... I was just looking for the GD bathroom!

**buddha**

I'd be an inquisitor, Ordo Hereticus, rooting out humanities enemies from within. The corrupt, the mutant, the heretic are the greatest enemy.

**Farseer Mael Dannan**

Eldar Farseer for sure, I would also take being a Warlock with flying colors.

**njwrox2**

vulkan he'stan.

bad assery never came looking so awesome.

if not him then.... salamander chaplain with pistol flamer. TO BURN THE HERETIC AND XENOS ALIKE!!!! so yea. a simple life