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2012/06/19 01:38:17
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Tunneling Trygon
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Am I really the only Catachan here? Come on people!
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  Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/06/19 04:43:58
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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Squidmanlolz wrote:Am I really the only Catachan here? Come on people!
You forgot about me being a Marbo like IG
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2012/06/19 05:03:03
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds
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either Tzeench Sorcerer or Vindicar assassin.
I would love to know the untold wonders of the universe.
Or be the greatest shot ever.
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 Space marines
:tyranid: Tyranid
   and a smattering of chaos |
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2012/06/19 05:47:38
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Frenzied Juggernaut
The Emperor's Forge Mitten, Earth
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Papa Nurgle because he seems like a pretty decent guy.
Barring that probably a necron overlord. Aside from being a souless immortal lich I'm sure I could figure out ways to have fun with it. 
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2012/06/19 15:25:28
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Hmmm... burny burny burn burn burn 
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If you see slaanesh, just look away. 
"I can't look away!!!" 
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2012/06/19 19:28:13
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Eye of Terror
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If possible id like to be recruited by Space Marines, preferably the Salamanders. (And actually survive the selection process.)
Automatically Appended Next Post:
As for weaponry i'd like to be rolling around with a power fist and bolt pistol.
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2012/06/19 19:52:11
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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And krak and frag 'nades?
And power armour?
Or just naked?
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/19 20:03:26
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Fireknife Shas'el
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A Dark Angels Assault Marine Sergeant with a power axe and bolt pistol.
Ohh yes I fly in robes. What now, punk.
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/06/19 20:10:50
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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captain collius wrote:A Dark Angels Assault Marine Sergeant with a power axe and bolt pistol.
Ohh yes I fly in robes. What now, punk.
Its SUPERMAN! :O
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/19 20:19:49
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Sister Oh-So Repentia
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I would be the commander of a fleet of ships BFG style, so I can stay on my ship and shoot things.
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2012/06/24 19:44:21
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Student Curious About Xenos
essex
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Ork big mek with a cigar, nuff said 
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The infection must die  |
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2012/06/24 19:55:45
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Grovelin' Grot Rigger
England
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I think I would be a eldar far seer, and the path of righteousness. I wouldn't fight the imperium though, he'll I'd try and make a truce. Mauve then I could assist the SM and guard against those pesky xenos!
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhh!!!!!!! |
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2012/06/24 20:31:11
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
Edinburgh
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An inquisitor. I just love the idea of doing anything you want. Total Carte Blanche
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I play Fire Hawks (SM) and Necrons.
"Pulling a tervigon into a Monolith portal is like trying to suck a pig into a vaccum cleaner." |
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2012/06/24 21:00:39
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Secret Inquisitorial Eldar Xenexecutor
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Vindicare Assassin, they're just 7 worlds of cool if you ask me. They've always been one of my favourite models and the Nemesis HH book cemented it for me
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2012/06/24 21:05:41
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Painting Within the Lines
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I would like to be a Void whale drifiting aimlessly without much competition.
Seriously I would like to be a flyboy, jinking left and right with lots of guns firing down on the enemy. Sounds like fun 
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2012/06/24 21:05:48
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mafia...Italian style crime boss...I would have my men send you out the airlock with cement boots but I will inform the local law enforcement of any subserviant behavior
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/06/24 22:05:39
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
New Zealand
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I am at a bit of a crossroads for choice:
To be either a Tech-Priest working away on some distant Forge-world
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Being a Guardsman with a modifed Chimera that is having a race with an Ork Speed freak in a war trukk.
I am guessing the second option would not be possible but that would be so mean
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2012/06/24 22:32:13
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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LORD_PANTERA wrote:I am at a bit of a crossroads for choice:
To be either a Tech-Priest working away on some distant Forge-world
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Being a Guardsman with a modifed Chimera that is having a race with an Ork Speed freak in a war trukk.
I am guessing the second option would not be possible but that would be so mean
Ragnr did it
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 angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2012/06/25 01:18:31
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Attack Squig. Done and done.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2012/06/25 01:24:58
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
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2012/06/25 03:56:51
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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DarkCorsair wrote:I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
Not to mention the most perverted deity in existence after your soul...
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/25 03:59:18
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Auspicious Skink Shaman
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An ultra bad-ass warboss in a battlefortress who shoots nukes at Thunderhawks, punches etherals in the face and kicks butt and chews gum, plus I'm all out of gum. Also, my pet squigs name is barfy, suck it emperor!
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2012/06/25 12:46:28
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Tadashi wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
Not to mention the most perverted deity in existence after your soul...
Eh. Soul stones.
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2012/06/25 13:17:31
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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TheAngrySquig wrote:LORD_PANTERA wrote:I am at a bit of a crossroads for choice:
To be either a Tech-Priest working away on some distant Forge-world
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Being a Guardsman with a modifed Chimera that is having a race with an Ork Speed freak in a war trukk.
I am guessing the second option would not be possible but that would be so mean
Ragnr did it
my god i remember that lol
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2012/06/25 13:44:08
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Tunneling Trygon
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DarkCorsair wrote:Tadashi wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
Not to mention the most perverted deity in existence after your soul...
Eh. Soul stones.
Giggity
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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2012/06/25 13:54:24
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Hallowed Canoness
Ireland
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What I would want to be:
A noble Lord-Governor of a planet not constantly getting harassed by Chaos/Xenos, or
a dashing Rogue Trader, master and commander of my own kilometer-long starship, traversing space the way I see fit.
What I would most likely actually be:
A drudging manufactorium employee being worked to death and getting organ-harvested, or
a PDF conscript whose life gets wasted in some civil war or who gets drafted into the IG only to be ripped apart by an Ork Power Klaw right in the first battle, or
a Ministorum Cleric spouting propaganda and inciting mutant pogroms, fervently believing in the big lie.
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Being an Eldar might be okay, too. I like space elves.
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2012/06/25 14:01:12
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
Inside a manta on schiphol airport.
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What i want to be:
1) a Fio'O commanding the industry from one whole planet.
2) a tzeentchian daemon prince leading a warband.
3) a magos on mars commanding one of the larger forges.
What i will actually be:
1) A Fio'la having a decent live in one of the peacefull sept worlds.
2) A mindless servitor.
3) Some worthless cultist.
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2012/06/25 14:18:19
Subject: Re:If you lived in 40k...
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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DarkCorsair wrote:Tadashi wrote:DarkCorsair wrote:I would quite like to be an Eldar, actually. Near-immortal, very good natural abilities, nice place to live.
Not to mention the most perverted deity in existence after your soul...
Eh. Soul stones.
*smashed by a power sword* Oops... *swallowed by a Keeper of Secrets* Not good... *point-blank multi-melta* This can't get any worse... *Left behind by accident, found centuries later by a Human adolescent, used as a gift to said Human's GF* I had to ask...
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/25 14:29:11
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
Inside a manta on schiphol airport.
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*Railgun direct hit.*
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2012/06/25 16:48:16
Subject: If you lived in 40k...
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Draigo - While apparently I would be universally loathed, I somehow mysteriously keep showing up in command of battlefields across the galaxy.
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3000+
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:750 points
