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**Great White**

A Wolf Guard Termi. Just so awesome.

**Thejokerguy**

Great White wrote:A Wolf Guard Termi. Just so awesome.

But which Great Company?

**Great White**

Logan Grimnars.

**Wrakkar**

wuestenfux wrote:
Wrakkar wrote:
wuestenfux wrote:Well, I would be a Librarian of a loyal chapter.

MIND WAR CHALLENGE!

Not I'm not going to fight Eldar. I'd like to battle Orks - much more fun.

I place a curse upon you! A cuuuuurse!!!

**Grey elder**

A crippled sitting on a golden toilet. Jk jk
Honestly I would love to be a Blood Claw in Bjorns company.

**Buttons**

daveking wrote:
Buttons wrote:A farmer who lives on an Agri World in Segmentum Solar very close to Terra where I am by and large safe. Barring that, a storm trooper, I get to remain a normal human while still being an extremely competent soldier.

Edit: Actually I would probably make a good commissar.

All you need is to be able to shout and use somebody as a human shield/pincushion

Only if you don't mind being fragged. You need to know when someone has to die in order to preserve the formation, and when they are doing well enough on their own. You also have to be able to notice signs of corruption and possible treason and be tough enough to earn the respect of less civilized regiments should you be placed in one of them. It is like being an IG officer on hard mode because your soldiers will shoot you in the back for doing your job.

Wrakkar wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:A farmer in the ass-end of nowhere.

Ahh, what fun your life would be by the time I get there hehehe

Suddenly... DRAIGO!

**Wrakkar**

Buttons wrote:
daveking wrote:
Buttons wrote:A farmer who lives on an Agri World in Segmentum Solar very close to Terra where I am by and large safe. Barring that, a storm trooper, I get to remain a normal human while still being an extremely competent soldier.

Edit: Actually I would probably make a good commissar.

All you need is to be able to shout and use somebody as a human shield/pincushion

Only if you don't mind being fragged. You need to know when someone has to die in order to preserve the formation, and when they are doing well enough on their own. You also have to be able to notice signs of corruption and possible treason and be tough enough to earn the respect of less civilized regiments should you be placed in one of them. It is like being an IG officer on hard mode because your soldiers will shoot you in the back for doing your job.

Wrakkar wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:A farmer in the ass-end of nowhere.

Ahh, what fun your life would be by the time I get there hehehe

Suddenly... DRAIGO!

Yeeeeaaaasss?

**SilverMK2**

An Ad Mech biologist or something like that where I can use my brains, go out into the field every now and then but can stay nice and safe if I want to. Plus as little or as much pressure as you want.

**kiwitexansfan**

If I was a marine it'd have to be a scout squad sergeant. I like to teach and train others and love the sneaky sneaky slit your throat styles.

Would carry a stalker pattern silenced bolt pistol, a power blade and a shotgun for when things get loud.

Alternately, a Ordo Xenos inquisitor of the radical bent, working to learn from the alien tech to get a competitive advantage against the imperiums biggest threats, the Tyranids an Necrons.

I'd be carrying an exitus pistol, plasma pistol, iron halo, and shock maul.

**hobojebus**

Space Wolf, i'm gonna die sure but at least i get to drink alot and chase sheild maidens first.

**Alexzandvar**

Warlord Titan Princeps, the power of a god at my fingertips and when I die I will go out in a massive super atomic plasma fireball.

**Shadowbrand**

I'd just be a farmer on a agri-world. Living my days in relative peace praising the Emperor. And feeding the Imperial Guard.

**matphat**

Metal_days wrote:Ork Warboss on a Warbike, for obvious reasons.

I second this.

Ork Warboss on Warbike!

**phantommaster**

Anything with a Jump Pack, preferably Sanguinary Guard with an overly large axe.

Failing that a Termie GK with a Warding Stave and Incinerator. Burn those Daemons!!

**BlapBlapBlap**

Hidden.

**SDFarsight**

I would be a Human Tau auxillery to stick it to the Imperial Luddites- preferably with a pulse rifle as it's no fun going up against Astartes with a lasgun.

**The Crusader**

I want to be a Black Templar Chaplain with a Power Fist. Beating 7 colours of

out of you in a suicidal assault to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6bTGzXREzQ&feature=BFa&list=LLYMtVcY-V4OcgZNdC182naQ

Specifically 1:28 onwards

**Squigsquasher**

Hmm. I'm torn.

Possibly a Daemonette. Good looks, cuddles, good food, and immortality.

A Battle Sister, just for those CUTE little bob haircuts.

Anyway...As for candidates of my own gender...(Yes, I am male)...

A Chaos Lord. A large army and host of attendents, baroque brazen armour, a great big weapon, and provided I do well enough, immortality.

Or possibly a Hive Tyrant, even though they are technically genderless. Total, utter, foolproof immortaility, big enough to crush a pansy Marine under my glistening chitinous hooves, and hopefully a huge tumour-firing cannon and WINGS.

**Hikaru-119**

A commissar probably. Why? I do my best to keep morale up in real life, would have to be a pretty bad ass soldier to be one, and would be separate from the chain of command technically. My only issue with it is being stuck with a bolt pistol and sticking out like a sore thumb. I also believe in alternate methods of keeping the soldiers in line that doesn't involve execution ala Cain style.

Failing this role I'd like to be an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Why? Because fire is fun, yelling "burn heretic" is fun, and I like the hat.

**Aprion**

They do have the best hats in the entire galaxy

**Dr Mathias**

I'd be a mediocre artisan producing holy medals of saints on a minor shrine world, which I would then sell to pilgrims.

**Psienesis**

Sign me up for the agri-world or the Shrine world making cheap pendants.

Or make me an Eldar.... off on some forgotten Maiden World somewhere, far out of the way of everyone and everything.

**TheAngrySquig**

Dante. Re-rollable 1+ plot armor save

**King Pariah**

Either someone like Marbo or some Dark Eldar pirate

**4oursword**

Archon in Commorragh, a reasonably successful one so that I don't get murdered too often, but still have all the usual DE perks (all the slaves you can eat/torture/rape, etc.)

**orkdestroyer1**

THE GREATEST LIBRARIAN EVER!!!!.....methiston...

**Inquisitor Jex**

Realistically, possibly one amongst billions, working/dying/killing/making money for the Emperor or whoever in charge of representing him a the moment.

Anything? I'll be a Rogue Trader. Now enjoy all your lives of grimdark servitude while I go find ancient planets and riches to claim as my own!

**Roadkill Zombie**

The guy inside Craftworld Black Library that catalogues all of the books about Chaos

**NoBaconz4You**

Tau, not sure which caste.

They seem like a race which would treat you respectfully, and have a high standard of living.

**Kain**

I'd be a Hive Tyrant, Archon of a reasonably successful Kabal, a Daemon Prince (likely of Slaanesh or Tzeentch or even undivided) or a Necron Phaeron. Each of these choices have some proofing against dying.