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Not sure if anyone's posted this yet but I'm paraphrasing from someone else's idea from a similar thread...

Deathstrike Missile Launcher crewman. Day consists of:

1. Wait for missile to prepare
2. Hear firing notification
3. Push big red button
4. Enjoy the sight of large explosion
5. Pop open a beer and watch porn for the rest of the battle

Greater Deamon of Khorn... all day and all night slash and kill..and if I die....I'll just simply reborn to kill some more!

Yipyioh wrote:Not sure if anyone's posted this yet but I'm paraphrasing from someone else's idea from a similar thread...

Deathstrike Missile Launcher crewman. Day consists of:

1. Wait for missile to prepare
2. Hear firing notification
3. Push big red button
4. Enjoy the sight of large explosion
5. Pop open a beer and watch porn for the rest of the battle

Yep, sounds good.

with my high lift capacity I would totally be a heavy weapons trooper.

well, actually they'd probably just use me to carry the ammunition, maybe the Rocket Launcher as well and still not get to fire it because someone in the squad always out performs me in the practice range...

IHateNids wrote:

Yipyioh wrote:Not sure if anyone's posted this yet but I'm paraphrasing from someone else's idea from a similar thread...

Deathstrike Missile Launcher crewman. Day consists of:

1. Wait for missile to prepare
2. Hear firing notification
3. Push big red button
4. Enjoy the sight of large explosion
5. Pop open a beer and watch porn for the rest of the battle

Yep, sounds good.

Thats brilliant

A Noise marine sergent, because blasting music loud enough to expload heads is an awesome ability, nuff said, oh, and worshippping the god of sex would be equally as awesome, so I can be sadistic, plesured, and having my way with a lot of women who once where part of a raided planet.
What happens when you collect slaanesh and read your GF's copy of fifty shades of grey, you start wanting to become a evil, sexually centered rapist ultra-human with a massive speaker on a gun.

TheAngrySquig wrote:

IHateNids wrote:

Yipyioh wrote:Not sure if anyone's posted this yet but I'm paraphrasing from someone else's idea from a similar thread...

Deathstrike Missile Launcher crewman. Day consists of:

1. Wait for missile to prepare
2. Hear firing notification
3. Push big red button
4. Enjoy the sight of large explosion
5. Pop open a beer and watch porn for the rest of the battle

Yep, sounds good.

Thats brilliant

One of the top answers so far!

I would want to be a SM. But the chance is I will probably die as a guardsman fighting an Ork hand to hand

I would definitely want to be a Chaplain for either the White Consuls, one of the angrier chapters like BT or even the Marines Malevolent. Taking care of the more spiritual side of things sounds fun.

I'd like the be an Arbites judge in some backwater system. I'd be almost an inquisitor but less trouble and when things get bad I can crack some heads with a power maul.

Well, Id be a human, because screw xenos. (even though I play xeno... ah well) At this point, Id like to be a Space marine, and knowing myself Id fall to chaos. Maybe Slaanesh or Tzeentch. Not Khorne or Nurgle. Unlimited knowledge or unlimited sex? Hm... Id pick knowledge, but sadly might end up with awkward Tentacles all over. So, a Tzeentch dedicated Warsmith of the Iron Warriors, whos trying desperately to become a Daemon Prince. Immortality! Woo!

what happened to screw xenos?

A null-fetus in a stasis chamber.

Out of everything in 40k, a null-fetus has maximum psyker kill count with zero energy.

Okay, done being "clever". How about a Thousand Sons Rubric?

Nothing like the sensation of falling in darkness for hundreds of years until someone pops your armor seal.

I would have to go for a Necron Phaeron of some dynasty, with an art collection rivaling Trazyn's.

Eldar Farseer or Warlock (depending on how motivated I was). These guys know where it's at, they don't have three mutant hearts and ugly square faces, and they get to live on awesome craftworlds surrounded by some of the most sophisticated, educated and cultured trappings to be found anywhere in the galaxy. Oh and on the weekends they get to go pwn the face off puny mortal races, and pretty much ally or betray whoever they want whenever they want to achieve the "path".

Yea, they also don't get laid for millenia.

Veteran Sergeant wrote:Want to be?

The Governor of a Pleasure World.

I think I win.


However, since I was a real life Marine, I guess I'd end up as a Veteran Sergeant in some chapter being groomed for eventual captaincy.

I'm pretty much in the same boat, duty, honor, pride of service, yeah I'd eat that up in any universe XD. Given my current training to be a gunsmith and previous life fixing aircraft I'd probably be a tech marine

If I'm not taken by the Astartes I'd actually like to be working for the Inquisition. Good food, weapons, heretics to light on fire with a melta gun.... and the songs are just so /catchy/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqgZnvfJ9Jg

I'd be, a tau etheral, sit in floaty chair for the entire day.

Leman Russ lol

Defs a Stormtrooper... nothing would be cooler

Captain of a Emperor Class Battleship.