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The C'Tan the Necrons missed...still out there and plotting to reassert my control over them.

If that is considered too much, I would go for either a Necron Overlord (or even Destroyer Lord) or an Ork on a Warbike (for obvious reasons )

A Carnifex duct-taped to a Vendetta with railguns for arms.

A tau civilian during the great isolating warp storm of M35 through M41, good times. Everything else looks fairly bleak.

I think being a necron lord would be pretty cool. Being part of that civilisation but able to retain my personality and sanity. Plus I would love the chance to drive one of the triarch stalkers

I'm working on my PhD in Economics, so that would most likely put me as an Ordinate or Prefect in the Adeptus Administratum. Nothing glamorous, but we make sure that the machine that is the empire keeps running.

Well considering I am currently doing nothing, I would go for the exact same thing: A Planetary Governor, a rather inept one at that.



Or if I had to actually do something, I would be a rogue trader, potential for money and heroics

Swarmlord. Immortal asskicker supreme

Fulgrim, on my planet of excess.

Ork Nob plain and simple. Big nuff for kickin round da boyz but not in charge of dem all

I would be a Dark Reaper exarch.

I've changed my mind as to who I want to be:

A huge, pustulent, immortal, sickening daemon prince of nurgle.
Can't feel pain, immune to just about everything. If I get defeated in combat, I simply return to a pus-sack on Nurgle's enormous body and get reborn, and follow the only god who genuinely has a good time and cares for his followers.

(you guessed it, I've got mai nurgle army kickin' ass!)

The Emperor.

Teh emprah? Meh, you're just a rotting corpse sitting in a fridge shaped like a giant toilet.

Wrakkar wrote:Teh emprah? Meh, you're just a rotting corpse sitting in a fridge shaped like a giant toilet.

Meh, everybody is a rotting corpse waiting to die.
This way all my needs are taken care of, got some sacrifices, an Imperium of Man, and near limitless metaphysical power.
Not a bad gig at all. Besides, one of these days I may get bored of sleep and decide to rage.

CaseyColt wrote:

Wrakkar wrote:Teh emprah? Meh, you're just a rotting corpse sitting in a fridge shaped like a giant toilet.

Meh, everybody is a rotting corpse waiting to die.
This way all my needs are taken care of, got some sacrifices, an Imperium of Man, and near limitless metaphysical power.
Not a bad gig at all. Besides, one of these days I may get bored of sleep and decide to rage.

Oh, That'll be the day...

CaseyColt wrote:The Emperor.

He's dead.

I would be a loyal Blood Angel Brother.

Or if i was not taken to be an angel of death I would be a Guardsman hopefully from Krieg or some Forge world

daveking wrote:

rednecroncryptek wrote:Probably a Necron Phaeron or a DE Hellion, as i love the idea of scooting around on a hoverboard with ma gangsta buddies.


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NoBaconz4You wrote:Tau, not sure which caste.

They seem like a race which would treat you respectfully, and have a high standard of living.

I'll agree with that, the Tau seem like the only race that would actually have a shower

Yer, and if you were a necron, you wouldn't need a shower ....... or water...

Yeah but you could never eat a good piece of rib eye steak

neither could you, a necron would kill you


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Sal4m4nd3r wrote:I think being a necron lord would be pretty cool. Being part of that civilisation but able to retain my personality and sanity. Plus I would love the chance to drive one of the triarch stalkers

since when did lords drive triarch stalkers????

I'd like to be the fifth Chaos God of Misery. I'd relish in the despair of others, and devote my existence to practical jokes and ensuring the worst possible outcomes in the most spectacular ways (bonus points for using as little effort as possible).

"Sorry Mr. Emperor your Primarchs are in another castle!"

Hive Mind


If not that, then the Lord of Change


If not that, then I'd be a Tau Ethereal going from world to world gradually expanding the tau empire!





For the greater GOOD!!!!!

I'd be Ghazgkull Mag Uruk Thraka's attack squig. Nobody messes with you, you get to rip some face and you get to hang with Ghaz himself.

The Swarmlord... well I'd like to be on the winning side...
Or failing that Tzeentch... just as planned...

I would aspire to be an Ork Big Mek, 'Pioneer of the first Ork drop pods' (because I really want orks to have drop pods) Preferably Mega-armoured, with anuver invension of me own creating, 'a fast moving powerklaw, and a balistic skill of 4+... of course with my own stompa, or big ass battlewagon / squiggoth / kill-krusha / battlefortress for me to ride in... cuz thats how i would role...

Failing that, Kommando bosses under the rein of Boss Snikrot sounds like lotsa fun...

An Eldar pirate captain sailing around the galaxy exploring the stars and everything the universe holds.

Failing that a baneblade/shadowsword tank commander, imagine having all that firepower at your disposal

The Emporer, duh. If I sneezed, 100 psyker's heads would explode.

A Storm Trooper, plain and simple

Definately a Necron Overlord. Nastiest Generic HQs in 40k. Win

I changed my mind, i'd rather be a warboss wiv a kff, sag, mega Armor, kustom warbike that deploys from my supa deffy ultra gargent that is painted to have a tux.

Princeps of an Emperor Titan, Warmonger-class. I'd get the mental challenge of battling the machine spirit, enough solitude to keep me happy and not overwhelmed but enough socialisation to have a few friends, and the gun platform to end all gun platforms pretty much all to myself. My titan would be armed with one Vengeance Cannon, one Doomstrike Missile Launcher, two Vortex Support missiles, one Apocalypse Missile Launcher, one Quake Cannon, one Laser Blaster and one Inferno Gun. I'd be virtually invincible, not only encase in thick armour and protected by enormous bulk and banks of shielding but also kilometres behind the frontline, bombarding the entire enemy army into a pulp from so far away they'd have no hope of the slightest retaliation - let alone enough to bring down my machine.
I'd naturally be fairly highly-ranked within my Legion, but not in a position where a great number of people relied upon me to issue direction - such roles would be reserved for those in frontline titans who would lead from the front. Meanwhile, I'd almost act as a guardian, shredding anything that posed a threat to my fellow titans from long range.

I more likely than not would be a faithful loyal Tac Marine Sergeant or otherwise Astartes Captain, leading my troops from the front with several hundred of years of experience under my belt.