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Decrepit Dakkanaut





2+2=1 in modulo 3...
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Its July DAMMIT!!!!!!

I will never worship math!!!!




95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine





Check this comic out. Pretty damn funny. Rip'll fix it. Hur Hur Hur.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

heh heh, hey is there a continuation of Da Real Wurld 40K?

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







A JUVENILE EQUESTRIAN is now a meme

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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions





Indianapolis, Indiana

Food Store Hero wrote:
tallmantim wrote:



"Roughrider ridin' on a Segway, Roughrider ridin' on a Segway, Roughrider Ridin' on a Segway, bam ba-ba-bam-bam-BAM!"
"He's got a helmet on an', he's wearin' flak armor an', don't that Battle Sister look surprised!"
"Roughrider ridin' on a Segway, Roughrider ridin' on a Segway, Roughrider Ridin' on a Segway, bam ba-ba-bam-bam-BAM!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A





Interesting but can he ride his segway with "no handle bar" "no handle bars"

"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none."



 
   
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine





just type darealwurld into deviant art you should find it. and second the big (accidental, apparently) joke is that an EQUESTRIAN is a person who rides a horse. ergo brother lieutenant, brotherlieutenant wants a young jockey.

oh and i noticed that that pic was loaded up already, sorry.
   
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Damn right. They can sexualise anything. Yes, even potplants and chairs.


Well I'd be willing to bet theres one or two things 4chan can't sexualize but you'd be hard pressed to find them. Perhaps ideas, Maybe they couldn't sexualize certain concepts.

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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







gendoikari87 wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Damn right. They can sexualise anything. Yes, even potplants and chairs.


Well I'd be willing to bet theres one or two things 4chan can't sexualize but you'd be hard pressed to find them. Perhaps ideas, Maybe they couldn't sexualize certain concepts.
Nope, they can sexualise that too

Rule 34 LIVES!

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There has to be SOMETHING sacred to 4chan?!!! Or do they worship with large orgies in pagan rituals?

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gendoikari87 wrote:There has to be SOMETHING sacred to 4chan?!!!
Nope, not even Boxxy is Sacred.

OK, PERHAPS Billy Mays.

Perhaps.

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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte






Los Angeles

omg that is the hilarious its like big brother omg and the guardsmen on the segway

 
   
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
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garret wrote:
I Like this Dreadnought! :3

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Gwar! wrote:I Like this Dreadnought! :3


It is sized more like a scouting Titan.

I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
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Chicago

Haha I love the Chaos Teletubbies.
"Po! Lala! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
Sanctjud wrote:It's not just lame... it's Twilight Blood Angels Nipples Lame.
 
   
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Reverent Tech-Adept





The World of Cheese and Snack foods

I wonder what happened to the original OP he only posted one comment the first one.
He would be so proud of what his little thread grew into

EMOTICONS ARE GOOD REPEAT
EMOTICONS ARE GOOD REPEAT
EMOTICONS ARE GOOD REPEAT

Red Skined Orks 1750 And counting
Space marine Vanilla-His wrathful gaze
Uncountable number 
   
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Shoot me if this is a bad idea, but how about a pole on favorite pics on this thread? aye? aye? *blam* ugh.
   
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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

I have that Kid 40k one as my desktop!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Chicago

I can't believe that no one has made a joke about the fact that Abbadon contains "ABBA." If I had photoshop/illustrator at home I'd do it. But I don't. Someone else produce an amusing image!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
Sanctjud wrote:It's not just lame... it's Twilight Blood Angels Nipples Lame.
 
   
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Wing Commander





Kent, UK

Mad Rabbit wrote:I can't believe that no one has made a joke about the fact that Abbadon contains "ABBA." If I had photoshop/illustrator at home I'd do it. But I don't. Someone else produce an amusing image!



"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."

 
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

I MADE SOMETHING THAT I'M PROUD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Not proud of it anymore
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in au
Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

here ya go scope!
this is the guy ya need for ya damned guards... ps. firestorm was here, walls are gay.
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Mishawaka, Indiana

Wtf! I wish Creed did that

1500 (Work In Progress) 
   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

MONOLITH of AWESOMNESS!!!!!!!
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TITAN OR A DOMMSDAY MONOLTIH



95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in au
Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

monolith prime!
...my god so many jokes... puns to make about starscream and the c'tan...

argh, my heads gunna explode too many!



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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes

Thats Megalith.
   
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

shadowice558 wrote:here ya go scope!
this is the guy ya need for ya damned guards... ps. firestorm was here, walls are gay.


Hehe.. another one of creed ;p

Btw... our planetstrike game was fun... you attacking rolling a 12 with 2D6+3 firestorm shots. Took me ages to set all of those walls right >.>


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This was my awesome setup for our planetstrike game



And this was happened at the end of it



firestorms suck!

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Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

dont forget the 2 squads i took out with one of them =p

well, all but 3 of them.

also, if we are gunna schedule a game over the next 2 weeks, it cant be till after next satday, my lil brothers come down for a week =p



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Wing Commander





Kent, UK

Love the Megatron Monilith! Can we see some more?

Jesus, Transformers/40K crossovers ... I think I nerdgasmed.

"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."

 
   
 
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