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I want this thread to continue ad infinitum.

I may have already posted that. I definately looked for it in my previous lego 40k posts. But it's still awesome.

When the Rhinos break down.....

oh and

Lol at those two. The Praetorian Guard one is really funny.

Contrary to popular belief GW is a pretty funny company. Yeah ok, he turns all your money onto plastic, but come on you knew that was going to happen.

So i'm chilling with GW and hes telling everybody about this new inquisitor game hes going to release. Hes explaining how there will be deamons and imperial guard and space marines in it. The guys at the store are just loving it.

"Cant wait to play it"

"Sounds cool"

What happens next is a thing of beauty. GW shoves these large "Inquisitor" books up their rears and steals their car. As we are driving away GW looks at me and laughs "Wait till they find out the minis are 120mm scale.....and then after they buy them I'll cancel all support".

Well GW laughs so hard we hit a telephone pole and i break my collarbone. The kicker, GW sends these guys the repair bill by raising the prices on all their miniatures, again.

Funny guy that GW


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Contrary to popular belief GW is a pretty good company, sure they jack up thier prices and steal your gas money and replace it with flashy packaging, but its not like you didn't get a fair warning from other players.

So i remember this one time I'm hanging with old GW, watching some guys playing some good old epic scale and warmaster. In comes old GW and he takes warmaster away and turns epic scale into a big steaming pile of turd.

As he walks away the guys are crying about how will they play big games. In walks GW hes got a big box on his shoulder that says 40k Apocalypse on it.

"OHHH shiney new" I hear these guys say "we must have it".

GW turns and winks at me, i know whats coming next. He jams apocalypse down their throat and steals their wallets. As he walks by he says "Just wait till planet strike comes out, I'll get them to pay $50 to replace their Styrofoam buildings with new $100 flashy plastic ones"

I give him a high five...he deserves it, shatters my credit rating and takes my house.

Nice guy that GW


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Contrary to popular belief GW is a pretty funny guy. Sure he repackages your favorite minis from years ago and charges you 4 times the amount. But sometimes you gotta see that coming.

So i'm just hanging with GW one day drinking 40s and having a nice time at the store. These guys walk in and they are complaining about the cost of their metal toys.

GW stand up magnanimously and says "The price of your metal is just too expensive, i will make it my new campaign to switch everything to plastic for you."

Now knowing GW the way I do I expect him to do something violent......but he just walks away. I don't see him for a few days.

A few days later GW walks in with a bunch of boxes of plastic minis. Hes showing them to everyone and everyone is just loving them. He walks them up to the register and gives me a wink. He then grabs the closest guy and body slams these little pieces of plastic into every orifice he can find, tuning them all into big pinatas. The in a feet of multitasking unseen even in the 41 millennium, he simultaneously empties this guys retirement fund and his kids college fund. Everyone else just runs.

Later that day we are walking back to his car and he looks sad. So I ask" GW why the long face."

He replies, "Well i put alot of work into those plastics and some people think they are expensive and what their metal minis back, so you know what i'm going to do?"

See there is this look in his eye that i've seen before, this evil genius look and hes got it big time.

"I'll let them get thier metal minis but they will be 4 times as expensive.......and i'll only make it mail order."

So now we walk to his pimp ride and he looks at me kicks hes $20,000 rims and say, "Metals expensive!" I've never seen him laugh so hard. He then loses control of his car runs over my skateboard and throws a sprue of chaos marines terminators at me to cover the cost. "They are like gold" he says as he drives off. I'm still picking plastic spiky bits out of my forehead to this day.

Funny guy that GW

the lincoln one effing rox

Haha these are great

cheers
ABH

Please, if you have any fun stories to share about my friend GW just post them here. I mean i cant be the only guy that finds him funny.

I don't get it.

He postsed the EXACT same thing in another forum earlier. I think its another one of those "WAAAAAAHHH GW makes me angry so while I still play the game and take part on websites that are all about GW stuff, Im going to piss and moan about how lame they are!!!! WAAHHH" types.
YEEEHAAAAAWW FOR CRY BABIES!!!

I thought Andrew1975's post was more interesting than funny I'm afraid. And i did notice it appearing a few times elsewhere as well.

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I drive a car, does that mean I have no rights to complain about fuel prices and costs if I think they are unreasonable? Some people have a genuine distaste for the way GW runs their company. But this is a humour thread not a hate thread so....

==On Topic==
The picture of the Marine Bicycle kind of reminds me of GTA. GTA 40K anyone? I can see why he'd use a bicycle, he wouldn't exactly fit in any of the cars.

...I'm sorry.

The Dreadnote wrote:
...I'm sorry.

Oh Lawdy! Is that a Black and White SPESS MAHRINE on a Black and White BHIKE!?

Why yes, it IS a Black and White SPESS MAHRINE on a Black and White BHIKE!

Is the Black and White SPESS MAHRINE on a Black and White BHIKE off to marry the Chapter Masters Daughter??

I'm not sure, you'd have to ask him if he was the Black and White SPESS MAHRINE on a Black and White BHIKE off to marry the Chapter Masters Daughter.

Look this was never meant to be hate speech and i'm sorry if people took it that way i wont post anymore. I just see alot of GW criticism and thought it would be funny to turn it into something creative and positive that we could all have fun with. I thought I was funny, but you have corrected me, i now realize i'm a hack. I'm sorry. PS not trolling so no additional comments needed.

@Andrew1975
I don't think you were trolling or posting a hate speech. As I said, I may not have found it "hahaha" funny, but it was interesting to read and in some ways amusing too as I could see what you were trying to insinuate about GW so please continue to post. If I have offended then that was not my intent.

@Black and White Marine pic.... facepalm lmao you made me laugh "Dreadnote"

hellsguardian316 wrote:@Andrew1975
I don't think you were trolling or posting a hate speech. As I said, I may not have found it "hahaha" funny, but it was interesting to read and in some ways amusing too as I could see what you were trying to insinuate about GW so please continue to post. If I have offended then that was not my intent.

@Black and White Marine pic.... facepalm lmao you made me laugh "Dreadnote"

o rly?
sorry, I just had to say that, need more new pics..

spins round in his chair doing his best Dr Evil impression "yah .. .. really"

The last 2 don't show

Idea for nurgle daemon

garbage men's worst nightmare:
Nurgule greater deamon in a con
(do ou have Prince albert in a can?)

e-baker123 wrote:the ethics of necrons

The C'Tan - Working together towards that carbon-neutral Monolith.

My missus likes to play with my Grey Knights sometimes. She calls them my "little men". Her mum was round at the flat one day and I'd left Brother-Captain Stern sitting in my box of paints on the coffee table. The mother-in-law is shifting the paints so's she can put her cup of tea down and she asks me what they are.

"They're his little paints", my dearly beloved chimes in, "He's been sitting there painting his little man with them all morning."

My mate's wife plays too. She plays mech Sisters and she's quite good, despite an obsessive attachment to her Repentia squad, although Degs has to paint her models for her because she just can't do it. One day me, Degs, and a few non-gaming mates from work are sitting in his living room watching the rugby when Lisa pops her head in and asks Degs about car insurance or something. He answers, she leaves. She then pops her head back in and says;

"By the way, have you finished with that Mistress yet?"

One last thing regarding girls and gaming; using beauty products and preening tools for modelling is not acceptable. For instance, using her £6-a-jar hair pomade as a release agent for your Green Stuff moulds will get you a slap.

"By the way, have you finished with that Mistress yet?"

LOL

That's pretty funny.

What did the mates say?

Lulz

Q-"How many servants of the Emporer does it take to change a light bulb?


A- 1.

"1......why 1?"

"You dare question the will of the Emporer?"
*BLAM*

"HERESY!"

ALL HAIL ABBACUS THE CHAOS GOD OF MATH!

MATH FOR THE MATH GOD!
2+2=4!!
2x100=200!!!
3y-x+15z=Some Number!!!!!

MATH FOR THE MATH GOD!!!!!!!!