40k Humour - Some randomness

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**sugna the repairible**

Gwar! wrote:I rate this thread 0.0000000000000001 CNRK.

A little known fact that there has only ever been one event ever that registered more than 0.5 CNRK, but no record exists because it destroyed the universe and made a new one all at once.

The last part of the last line is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy. The answer is 42

**Gwar!**

Banana Pudding for the Banana Pudding God! Strawberries for the Strawberry throne!

**Manchu**

1 out of 5. Done and done.

**sugna the repairible**

Gwar that makes no sense, are you losing your touch?

**Epaminondas**

Family Guy used to be funny. 1/3

**Epaminondas**

Lawl

**Mahu**

He once played a game against a bear, just to taunt it.

Squats disappeared just because he disliked them.

His first minatures have been preserved by the Simsonian as important artworks.

He is the most interesting Gamer in the world.

"I don't tend to play Wargames, but when I do, I prefer Warhammer 40k. Stay thoughtful, my friends."

**wittzo**

Nurglitch wrote:Roughrider squads on Segways, eh? This could lead to something...

There's a company in Oxford, MS that makes offroad Segways that look a lot like that one. They're designed for trail riding with knobby tires.
The Segway dealer in town (how the frack did Tupelo, MS end up with a Segway dealership?!?) organizes Segway polo where they use cordless leaf blowers to blow a beachball around on a soccer field. The US military played around with the idea of dropping Segways with paratroopers so they could haul more gear faster out of the dropzone, but they couldn't harden them enough, cheap enough for the budget they had.

**person person**

That is awesome.

That Eldar joke is the best.

**Skinnattittar**

Totally forgot I had this one in my photobucket.

**person person**

I'll go paint that on my vindie's dozerblade, if your ok with that.

**Skinnattittar**

person person wrote: I'll go paint that on my vindie's dozerblade, if your ok with that.

You can, but I want 23% of gross profits.

**Superscope**

Skinnattittar wrote:
person person wrote: I'll go paint that on my vindie's dozerblade, if your ok with that.
You can, but I want 23% of gross profits.

23% of all the blood on the dozerblade? ;p

**Emperors Faithful**

Just put 'THIS IS SPARTA!!!' on the side of all your vehichles.
Pose a few models in a kicking action as well.

**Mad Rabbit**

Emperors Faithful wrote:Just put 'THIS IS SPARTA!!!' on the side of all your vehichles.
Pose a few models in a kicking action as well.

Don't make fun of Gerard Butler. He's Scottish, which means that the volume of his voice is always stuck on "MAXIMUM!"

Also, that movie was 110% Badass covered in concentrated Manly sauce. Which is NOT how I meant that to sound.

**Gwar!**

Mad Rabbit wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:Just put 'THIS IS SPARTA!!!' on the side of all your vehichles.
Pose a few models in a kicking action as well.

Don't make fun of Gerard Butler. He's Scottish, which means that the volume of his voice is always stuck on "MAXIMUM!"

Also, that movie was 110% Badass covered in concentrated Manly sauce. Which is NOT how I meant that to sound.

Yes, manly Sauce, with manly men all in tight leather. Hmmmmmmmm

**Druidic**

Packed full of fail!

**person person**

agreed

**sugna the repairible**

EPIC JOKE FAIL

**Emperors Faithful**

........................................."This is Sparta" (facepalm)

Chuck Norris is dissapointed Gwar, you have failed him for the last time...

**Emperors Faithful**

........................................."This is Sparta" (facepalm)

Chuck Norris is dissapointed Gwar, you have failed him for the last time...

**person person**

Emperor's Faithful , you just posted the same time as me!

You also posted the same thing x2.

**Emperors Faithful**

EF?

**Mad Rabbit**

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/3/21/exile-from-guyville/

My response to anyone who didn't like 300. Or didn't like it enough.

**Happygrunt**

person person wrote: I'll go paint that on my vindie's dozerblade, if your ok with that.

I am just going to keep track of my vindi's kills. And Tally them on the dozer blade. But your Idea is good too.

**Superscope**

Happygrunt wrote:
person person wrote: I'll go paint that on my vindie's dozerblade, if your ok with that.

I am just going to keep track of my vindi's kills. And Tally them on the dozer blade. But your Idea is good too.

If i was to do that with my leman russ tanks i don't think i would have many marks... unless you count shooting yourself? ;3

**Nobody_Holme**

i dont track infantry on tanks... No space left.

**Disjointed Entity**

Punisher Gatling Cannon!

**Emperors Faithful**

@person person: Oh, I get it! EF was for Emperors Faithful, I can't believe I didn't pick that up. I guess I'm not the sharpest tool in the box.

**person person**

, Exactly...