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2009/06/21 08:37:26
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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What's CNRK?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/21 09:03:12
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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@ Emperors Faithful
Few posts back - Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/21 09:04:20
"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/06/21 09:58:24
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Leadbelcher
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You know, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in a straight up fight in 'Way of the Dragon' or somesuch film. Though it was before Chuck had a beard (but mountains of back hair).
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2009/06/21 10:01:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Bruce Lee didn't kill him, Chuck Norris was just pretending to be dead to kill him at a later date!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/06/21 10:09:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Then suddenly, Sly Marbo!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/21 10:24:23
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dominating Dominatrix
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This must be the 4th thread we have about that story...
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2009/06/21 10:32:46
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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And it's still bloody LOL. Hitler 2.0 in the making? Automatically Appended Next Post: In other news, from my first battle report i have one picture of the death machine of the match ;p
SHAPES FOR THE SHAPE GOD! FLAVOR FOR THE FLAVOR THRONE!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/21 11:01:25
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2009/06/21 11:30:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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heh, heh, heh...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/22 03:15:41
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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That made no sense what so ever. He was just kind of babbleing on about PARENTS WITH SMALL CHILDREN. And how about we are all terrible poeple with no life.
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2009/06/22 05:55:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Solahma
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2009/06/22 06:28:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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@ Happy Grunt, there used to be a page there that went into great detail abou thte fascist and militant elements of Warhammer 40k at a very serious thinking level. As in he thought all of the fluff of the inquisition was targeted at kids so they would turn into the next gestapo.
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DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
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2009/06/22 09:24:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I heard it was actually a 'she'.
But yeah, it was pretty full on conspiracy theory. I still suspect a joke. No way could anyone be that serious.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/22 09:40:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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LoL, the defiler has crakers, come to the heresyside we have crackers 
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2009/06/22 09:46:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Some...many...possible 'cracker jokes'...must...resist...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/22 09:51:53
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Terrifying Treeman
The Fallen Realm of Umbar
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Polly want a cracker?
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DT:90-S++G++M++B+IPw40k07+D+A+++/cWD-R+T(T)DM+
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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2009/06/22 09:52:27
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Now that's a cracking good model.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/22 09:56:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I crap I just saw that Chaoz Marinz crack!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/22 11:32:43
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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ALL HAIL PETORIA!!!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/06/22 11:49:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/22 11:50:48
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/22 12:35:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Leadbelcher
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Gwar! wrote:I rate this thread 0.0000000000000001 CNRK.
A little known fact that there has only ever been one event ever that registered more than 0.5 CNRK, but no record exists because it destroyed the universe and made a new one all at once.
Your logic is flawed. Surely a CNRK = a CNRK. So for it to exist, it has to have happened.
Anyway, let us not discuss such petty trifles.
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2009/06/22 12:49:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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lalabox wrote:So for it to exist, it has to have happened.
Nope. Kelvin scale is a good example. It is based of Absolute Zero, the coldest temperature possible. It is actually impossible to reach that temperature, but it is used as a Theoretical base.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/22 12:50:17
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
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Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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2009/06/22 14:51:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Gwar! wrote:lalabox wrote:So for it to exist, it has to have happened.
Nope. Kelvin scale is a good example. It is based of Absolute Zero, the coldest temperature possible. It is actually impossible to reach that temperature, but it is used as a Theoretical base.
However we know for a fact that Chuck Norris has actually done a roundhouse kick.
I here that's how Princess Dianna died - it wasn't the paparazi, it was just that her drunk driver nearly ran over Chuck Norris who was jogging through the tunnel at 45mph. He couldn't get out of the way so he had to round house the car.
Very sad. Automatically Appended Next Post: See - photographic proof...
(just in case anyone is wondering why Chuck Norris is in a 40K thread - well he is the Emporer - duh!)
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2009/06/22 16:05:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fresh-Faced New User
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very humorous!  ) Automatically Appended Next Post: Very humorous! )
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2009/06/22 18:18:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dominating Dominatrix
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I just want to add, that I don't understand at all why anyone would ever think of creating a crossover with Family Guy and 40k. I just don't get it.
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2009/06/22 18:22:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Anung Un Rama wrote:I just want to add, that I don't understand at all why anyone would ever think of creating a crossover with Family Guy and 40k. I just don't get it.
Me, either. How does adding one unfunny thing to another unfunny thing produce humor?
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2009/06/22 19:16:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Family guy is funny.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/22 19:19:41
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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tallmantim wrote:
He wrote titan killer on the chainsaw incorrectly.
But yeah, its like adding space corridors to industrial towers.
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2009/06/22 19:32:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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Third vote for Family Guy not being funny.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
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2009/06/22 19:42:14
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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3 to 1 not funny. We just need one person so we can say that 1 out of 5 dakka users think family guy is funny.
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2009/06/22 19:43:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Family Guy was ever funny?
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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