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I don't glorify the emperor (aka terry schiavo)...

For the glory of CHAOS!

Dalymiddleboro wrote:
I don't glorify the emperor (aka terry schiavo)...

For the glory of CHAOS!

LET THE GALAXY BURN!

We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys... the orks. Maybe it was yourself, little heretic, when you took that disgusting warp dust...

 Atropamin wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys... the orks. Maybe it was even yourself, little heretic, when you took that disgusting warp dust...

I promised I'd never do it again, but I do follow Chaos, so...

*snort*

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 Selym wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys... the orks. Maybe it was even yourself, little heretic, when you took that disgusting warp dust...

I promised I'd never do it again, but I do follow Chaos, so...

*snort*

++##++/THE INQUISITION HAS REDACTED THE REMAINDER OF THIS COMMUNICATIONS FEED/++##++

I knew you would fall for my elaborate ruse muah hah hah!

Ooooh, look at the adorable little elves!

 Selym wrote:

 n0t_u wrote:
It's a Craftworld...

Oh, high and mighty Eldar, gtfo of your craft world and hand your technologies to chaos!

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:
Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Something really fun we've tried the last few years is have someone dress up as Inquisitor Sandy and a bunch of other "volunteers" dress up as his Eldar helpers. Then, after he's given out forms to all the children, he turns on them and kills them all with fire! It's always hilarious to see their surprised faces because we get prisoners from a different facility each year so they don't know what happened to the last set.....

 Atropamin wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys..the orks.

We didn't do It!If we paint it it'll be more killy!Can you imagine a yellow big warpy fing?Da oonivesre would be zogged!Da Pansys did it!Krump dem!

Da krimson barun wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys..the orks.

We didn't do It!If we paint it it'll be more killy!Can you imagine a yellow big warpy fing?Da oonivesre would be zogged!Da Pansys did it!Krump dem!

I concur with the Orks! WAAAGH! FOR CHAOS!

I put a rotting vegetable on a toilet and start to worship it as my undying lord and saviour.

 Selym wrote:

Da krimson barun wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys..the orks.

We didn't do It!If we paint it it'll be more killy!Can you imagine a yellow big warpy fing?Da oonivesre would be zogged!Da Pansys did it!Krump dem!

I concur with the Orks! WAAAGH! FOR GORK AND MORK!

FIXED DAT FER YOU SPIKEY BOY!WHYS I SHOUTIN'?!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Da krimson barun wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Da krimson barun wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

Rory1432 wrote:
We paint the slogan "long live the emperor" on everything. Spaceships, space hulks, space marines, (space) planets etc

Were you the ones who graffitied the whole Eye of Terror?

No. That was... er... the eldar?

Or those other guys..the orks.

We didn't do It!If we paint it it'll be more killy!Can you imagine a yellow big warpy fing?Da oonivesre would be zogged!Da Pansys did it!Krump dem!

I concur with the Orks! WAAAGH! FOR GORK AND MORK!

FIXED DAT FER YOU SPIKEY BOY!WHYS I SHOUTIN'?!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

"As if the heretics weren't enough trouble...
*sigh* Mates, bring out them chandeliers, we've got some really big candles coming up... green ones."

Colleague from Mejis II: "Oy! At least your planet's still floatin' 'round our sun. It's not as if orks are as bad as a demonic incursion..."

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

"You had to open your effing mouth, didn't you..."

CANDLES!I DONT CARE WHO DA ZOG YOU IS,FEEL DA MIGHT OF DA SKULLHAMMA!AND DA ORKQUISITION!ORKO UNORKY,NOTGREENENUFF AND WEIRDSTUFF!While Iz at it might as well send da grey nobs and the orkquisitorial stormboyz.DIS IS GUNNA BE A GUD FIGHT!AND WAAAGHMAS!YOUZ GOING TER BE DECERASHUNS ON ME WAAGHMAS,LEAF COVERED CLUB!

On my craftworld, we do not celebrate "Emperors Day". We celebrate a holiday for eight days and nights, where we remember the miracle of a single Autarch holding off a Daemon invasion, when he should not have survived but one.

We have a holiday like that too! Only it's about not having enough heretics to burn for an 8-day festival, but miraculously, well, you know.

On Voskot III, we celebrate Emperor day with sled rides drawn by our Leman Russ's so that all of our children will be inspired to join the guard one day! After that, we have our Commisars dress in red great cloaks and hand out stories about how glorious the Emperor is and how his armies spread his light across the galaxy! At the end of the night, we gather the children and teach them marching songs! Oh, what a wonderful day!

we have accurate depictions of the emperors by burning a guardsmen on a toilet

on krieg we smirk for a nanosecond then do 4 hours bayonet training on green painted vat grown grox - take that ork scum!

On every Emperor Day I find myself in a loyalist bar... picking a fight.

- J

Happy almost Emprah's Day!

We're preparing the daemon summonings as I speak!

Ere we go!

Silent night, holy night
heretics all freeze with fright...

Have to go get the kids suited up for the pageant in a minute! I have spent DAYS working on their little Redemptionist outfits.....

 SisterSydney wrote:
Silent night, holy night
heretics all freeze with fright...

Have to go get the kids suited up for the pageant in a minute! I have spent DAYS working on their little Redemptionist outfits.....

An Emperor's day pageant? Will there be an astropathic choir singing in the background?

It seems that this year, I celebrate Emperor's Day in the darkness, cut off from outside contact.

I've managed to kick a single noospheric connection into gear, but it's flickering weakly. All of the hardlines are down.

Pray for us, Sisters. I fear that out investigation has unearthed something terrible as storms wrack this island!

SkavenLord wrote:

 SisterSydney wrote:
Silent night, holy night
heretics all freeze with fright...

Have to go get the kids suited up for the pageant in a minute! I have spent DAYS working on their little Redemptionist outfits.....

An Emperor's day pageant? Will there be an astropathic choir singing in the background?

Heh. Imperials amuse me. I listen to the dying screams of your kind on Emperor's day.

Speaking of which, The Doom Harvesters are planning another seasonal raid on Calth, anyone wanna join in? All you need to do is pit your army against either the IG or the UM before New Year!



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 Furyou Miko wrote:
It seems that this year, I celebrate Emperor's Day in the darkness, cut off from outside contact.

I've managed to kick a single noospheric connection into gear, but it's flickering weakly. All of the hardlines are down.

Pray for us, Sisters. I fear that out investigation has unearthed something terrible as storms wrack this island!

Do you hear the voices too?

I rip the cloths of a busty Space nun and mercylessly give her my wolf cane while chanting out loudly in front of the fire place

That's what Cpl.Rod did when he tried to get a Slaaneshi daemon into a woman...
She eviscerated him though...

And that is why we only summon Be'lakor's Torments instead of aligned daemons!

SkavenLord wrote:

 SisterSydney wrote:
Have to go get the kids suited up for the pageant in a minute! I have spent DAYS working on their little Redemptionist outfits.....

An Emperor's day pageant? Will there be an astropathic choir singing in the background?

Wow! What an AWESOME idea for next year! I totally bet we can get some, nobody ever invites the poor guys to anything....

Selym wrote:Heh. Imperials amuse me. I listen to the dying screams of your kind on Emperor's day.

Well -- well, when we die, our souls go to join the God-Emperor, and you just burn in warp-hell forever, so POO ON YOU!

[awkward silence]

[deep breath]

I'm sorry, I don't normally use bad language, it's just that I worked REALLY hard to make a nice thread and all these heretics and xenos keep mucking it up saying awful, AWFUL things and also I'm a little frazzled because it's 22:30 local time and I'm still cleaning up from the pageant and I haven't even got all the kids' presents wrapped because chairing the whole Auxiliary Committee is a LOT of work and Robert took the kids home but I bet he doesn't have them in bed yet, I bet he's let them have "one last treat" and now they're BOUNCING off the WALLS and I'm going to be up until 0430 before I get everything done and...

Out of Character #2: Slooooow down. Deep breath.

IC: I'm sorry.

Out of Character #3: Nothing to be sorry for. You've been working really hard.

OOC 2: Just go home. We'll finish up here.

IC: But -- but -- I'm chairing the Emperor's Day Auxiliary Committee, I can't...

OOC 3: I hereby proclaim myself chairwoman of the Clean-Up Subcommittee. Go home.

OOC 2: Seriously, we got this.

IC: You -- you guys are so nice! Not like that other OOC guy at all.

[If you're wondering what happened to Out of Character #1, I (whoever I am) refer you to this post for explanation/extirpation]

[IC hugs OOCs 2 & 3]

OOC 2: Uh, hey. Thanks.

IC: You guys are great!

OOC 3: You're great. Go home, honey.

[They watch her leave]

OOC 2: Okay, let's get all these paper-mache skulls down, they're creeping me out.

OOC 3: No argument.

OOC 2: "Happy Holidays Except To Heretics"? "Bells Ring And Traitors Swing"? She had kids paint all these banners? She's a nice girl...

OOC 3: Nice young woman with two kids.

OOC 2: Right, a nice young woman, but this stuff is seriously messed up.

OOC 3: This whole universe is messed up, Two.

OOC 2: So -- so why would anyone want to spend time here? I mean, as one imaginary entity to another, I have to ask, what's the point of a fictional reality this, um, grim and dark?

OOC 3: To show that, even in the darkest of dark ages, the light of the human spirit won't go out?

OOC 2: Bitch, please.

OOC 3: To show that even people who buy into horrific ideologies and assent to atrocities can still be redeemable human beings?

OOC 2: Still not buying it.

OOC 3: To make us grateful we don't live here?

OOC 2: Ok, that I can buy. Now let's get all this creepy crap down.

OOC 2 & 3: Merry Christmas, everybody!