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2011/01/26 01:33:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
You all look about 12... I was told you were at least 14 when I signed up for this!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/01/26 01:36:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I honestly used to feel the same way, but it really is fun to let loose and it doesn't have to be dangerous. I've never vomited from any substance use and the worst I've ever done is say a couple of embarrassing things. Not that I think someone has to to enjoy life, but it sure doesn't hurt
I swallowed dip while shotgunning beers and ended up throwing up all over my friend's door after knocking a clock off the wall and shattering it. I don't remember anything other than vaguely rushing outside to throw up.
Avatar 720 wrote:You all look about 12... I was told you were at least 14 when I signed up for this!
I am. That's when I was 5' 8" and 90lbs.
My life is a warzone, budsky. A massive clusterfeth of all things converging upon one singular point, the day that I ask a girl out. Until then, I'm stuck with my trenchcoat, walking my road.
Nah, just kidding. I was 13. I signed up for this in, like March when I was 14. I'm turning 15 in 2 weeks.
So theirs that.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/26 01:43:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I'm 5'9 at 17 (18 in just over 6 and a half weeks) and in a family of tall (most are 6'0 or taller) men...
What I would have given to have been this height when I was 14...
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/01/26 01:46:37
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I definitely look 16. Unfortunately the pics don't freaking work here >.< I hate facebook. Anyway. Wow mate your 6'? I am 5'11 and 1/2 God damn my shortness!
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/26 01:50:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I definitely look 16. Unfortunately the pics don't freaking work here >.< I hate facebook. Anyway. Wow mate your 6'? I am 5'11 and 1/2 God damn my shortness!
I'm the short one. My dad is 6'3", my 17 year old brother is 6'2". Two cousins (on my dad's side) are 6'5" and I have a 12 year old cousin who's already 5'10".
Asherian Command wrote:I definitely look 16. Unfortunately the pics don't freaking work here >.< I hate facebook. Anyway. Wow mate your 6'? I am 5'11 and 1/2 God damn my shortness!
I'm the short one. My dad is 6'3", my 17 year old brother is 6'2". Two cousins (on my dad's side) are 6'5" and I have a 12 year old cousin who's already 5'10".
Are you from minnesota?
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/26 01:52:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I definitely look 16. Unfortunately the pics don't freaking work here >.< I hate facebook. Anyway. Wow mate your 6'? I am 5'11 and 1/2 God damn my shortness!
I'm the short one. My dad is 6'3", my 17 year old brother is 6'2". Two cousins (on my dad's side) are 6'5" and I have a 12 year old cousin who's already 5'10".
Asherian Command wrote:I definitely look 16. Unfortunately the pics don't freaking work here >.< I hate facebook. Anyway. Wow mate your 6'? I am 5'11 and 1/2 God damn my shortness!
I'm the short one. My dad is 6'3", my 17 year old brother is 6'2". Two cousins (on my dad's side) are 6'5" and I have a 12 year old cousin who's already 5'10".
Are you from minnesota?
My dad is from Wisconsin.
That explains it then. Because they have to be tough in order to surivive the cold winters so over generations they grow to deal with the cold.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/26 01:53:49
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
And it was, at Asherian's will, that the off-topic ramblings were once again linked back to the topic, and all was well again in the thread.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/01/26 01:58:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:That explains it then. Because they have to be tough in order to surivive the cold winters so over generations they grow to deal with the cold.
HAH!
Okay you might have had me thinking for a while, but now I know you're just bullshitting me.
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2011/01/26 02:01:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
At 6'4" I'm actually short for my family, as the majority of the men are 6'5"+.
My Father is Over 6'6" and his brother is almost 6'8",I am taller than my brother though...he's only 6'3".
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2011/01/26 02:01:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:That explains it then. Because they have to be tough in order to surivive the cold winters so over generations they grow to deal with the cold.
HAH!
Okay you might have had me thinking for a while, but now I know you're just bullshitting me.
Yeah that is complete BS.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/26 02:02:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:That explains it then. Because they have to be tough in order to surivive the cold winters so over generations they grow to deal with the cold.
HAH!
Okay you might have had me thinking for a while, but now I know you're just bullgaking me.
AHHH SWEAR FILTER NOWWWWWW
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/26 02:03:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:That explains it then. Because they have to be tough in order to surivive the cold winters so over generations they grow to deal with the cold.
HAH!
Okay you might have had me thinking for a while, but now I know you're just bullgaking me.
AHHH SWEAR FILTER NOWWWWWW
STOP SPAMMING! OH NOES! I'VE SPAMMED!
Anyway anyone else notice the common trend? Girls like tall girls? And guys like medium tall girls that don't out height them?
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/26 02:38:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:STOP SPAMMING! OH NOES! I'VE SPAMMED!
Anyway anyone else notice the common trend? Girls like tall girls? And guys like medium tall girls that don't out height them?
While I couldn't tell you what girls like ( ), I myself find that I'm more drawn, physically, to girls of medium hieght. I couldn't tell you why, though.
Maybe it's because taller girls look a little too thin?
2011/01/26 02:45:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:STOP SPAMMING! OH NOES! I'VE SPAMMED!
Anyway anyone else notice the common trend? Girls like tall girls? And guys like medium tall girls that don't out height them?
While I couldn't tell you what girls like ( ), I myself find that I'm more drawn, physically, to girls of medium hieght. I couldn't tell you why, though.
Maybe it's because taller girls look a little too thin?
Or because they might be bigger than you?
/remembers 6' something chick on the girls varsity BBall team that dwarfed me >.>
I have a good question about the opposite gender.
Why the hell don't you lift weights? The whole 'powerlifting is only for males' is stupid and outdated. I hear voting used to just be for males too.
Asherian Command wrote:STOP SPAMMING! OH NOES! I'VE SPAMMED!
Anyway anyone else notice the common trend? Girls like tall girls? And guys like medium tall girls that don't out height them?
While I couldn't tell you what girls like ( ), I myself find that I'm more drawn, physically, to girls of medium hieght. I couldn't tell you why, though.
Maybe it's because taller girls look a little too thin?
Or because they might be bigger than you?
/remembers 6' something chick on the girls varsity BBall team that dwarfed me >.>
I have a good question about the opposite gender.
Why the hell don't you lift weights? The whole 'powerlifting is only for males' is stupid and outdated. I hear voting used to just be for males too.
Some just don't like it.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/26 03:07:04
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
yeah some girls really like tall guys. They never ever brag about having a short boyfriend.. Ever.
To be fair some of us are 5'8 ourselves. I dated a couple guys who were shorter than me and it just doesn't feel right.
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2011/01/26 03:25:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I know girls that weightlift, but that doesn't mean they're bodybuilders.
Weightlifting is, along with cardio, a good way to lose inches, though you don't really lose weight proper.
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2011/01/26 03:40:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
when I was 14. I'm turning 15 in 2 weeks.
Hoping to at least hit 6' by the time I'm 18.
