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chowderhead13 wrote:

Melissia wrote:I know girls that weightlift, but that doesn't mean they're bodybuilders.

Weightlifting is, along with cardio, a good way to lose inches, though you don't really lose weight proper.

Wha-?

I got drunk once. Church camp. It sucked. Apparently I attacked a guy while shrieking. Would not buy again.

I know more people that lost their virginity at church camp...

I GOT A COOKIE YEAH!

I think church camp is definitely counter productive.

I know a guy (wink) that had his first sexual experience at a church Halloween lock-in.

Asherian Command wrote:I GOT A COOKIE YEAH!

Monster Rain wrote:I think church camp is definitely counter productive.

I know a guy (wink) that had his first sexual experience at a church Halloween lock-in.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I know more people that lost their virginity at church camp...

Happygrunt wrote:I got drunk once. Church camp. It sucked. Apparently I attacked a guy while shrieking. Would not buy again.

And the only jew in the room feels left out.

I'd say the farthest I've ever made it was 2nd base by accident. That's it. /foreveralone

In a similar vein, at the end of the season lock in for the BBall teams at the Catholic HS I was attending one of the chaperones walked in on a friend of mine and her boyfriend getting a bit busy.

We got a lectured on how we had embarrased our school for the remainder of school year...

Monster Rain wrote:I think church camp is definitely counter productive.

I know a guy (wink) that had his first sexual experience at a church Halloween lock-in.

Yeah one of my friends who is actually in college right now had sex with someone in the bathroom of a church.

chowderhead13 wrote:I'd say the farthest I've ever made it was 2nd base by accident. That's it. /foreveralone

I kind of felt that way when I was younger, and I'm not saying that to be condescending.

When you get out of high school you'll see what I mean. Just groom yourself, stay in shape, smell nice and have a job and be a good listener and you'll have a nice girlfriend before you know it.


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Asherian Command wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:I think church camp is definitely counter productive.

I know a guy (wink) that had his first sexual experience at a church Halloween lock-in.

Yeah one of my friends who is actually in college right now had sex with someone in the bathroom of a church.

Heh. My experience wasn't the "full monty" but it definitely qualifies. A sleeping bag covers a multitude of sins.

Also, the pastor at the time was pretty awesome. He was into H.P. Lovecraft and old horror movies. And no, he wasn't involved in the sexual experience that this guy I knew had at the sleep over.

Monster Rain wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I'd say the farthest I've ever made it was 2nd base by accident. That's it. /foreveralone

I kind of felt that way when I was younger, and I'm not saying that to be condescending.

When you get out of high school you'll see what I mean. Just groom yourself, stay in shape, smell nice and have a job and be a good listener and you'll have a nice girlfriend before you know it.


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Asherian Command wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:I think church camp is definitely counter productive.

I know a guy (wink) that had his first sexual experience at a church Halloween lock-in.

Yeah one of my friends who is actually in college right now had sex with someone in the bathroom of a church.

Heh. My experience wasn't the "full monty" but it definitely qualifies. A sleeping bag covers a multitude of sins.

Also, the pastor at the time was pretty awesome. He was into H.P. Lovecraft and old horror movies. And no, he wasn't involved in the sexual experience that this guy I knew had at the sleep over.

My Rabbi plays GTA4 with his youth group over Xbox Live.

/1upped

Monster Rain wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I'd say the farthest I've ever made it was 2nd base by accident. That's it. /foreveralone

I kind of felt that way when I was younger, and I'm not saying that to be condescending.

When you get out of high school you'll see what I mean. Just groom yourself, stay in shape, smell nice and have a job and be a good listener and you'll have a nice girlfriend before you know it.


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Asherian Command wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:I think church camp is definitely counter productive.

I know a guy (wink) that had his first sexual experience at a church Halloween lock-in.

Yeah one of my friends who is actually in college right now had sex with someone in the bathroom of a church.

Heh. My experience wasn't the "full monty" but it definitely qualifies. A sleeping bag covers a multitude of sins.

Also, the pastor at the time was pretty awesome. He was into H.P. Lovecraft and old horror movies. And no, he wasn't involved in the sexual experience that this guy I knew had at the sleep over.

All that ever happens in my area now is Drug abuse, and 0 crime. Except for the occasional drug bust.

chowderhead13 wrote:My Rabbi plays GTA4 with his youth group over Xbox Live./1upped

I hate GTA. We'll just agree to disagree.

Make it Black Ops and I may convert to Judaism though.

Hmmm, first time for me was with a girl I met at church.

Is this a trend or something?

If anything it's indicative that Christian's are human too, despite how some (by no means all) try to act

I think doing dirty things at church is more fun because it's oh so very wrong.

I'm really sorry about that, Jesus.


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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:If anything it's indicative that Christian's are human too, despite how some (by no means all) try to act

If we were perfect he wouldn't have had to die for us.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:If anything it's indicative that Christian's are human too, despite how some (by no means all) try to act

Neither of us were Christian. We were just dragged along by family.

I started out on the "good" side and I've had a fairly slow decline into uncleanly filth. I must say the mud pond is a bit more satisfying

DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I started out on the "good" side and I've had a fairly slow decline into uncleanly filth. I must say the mud pond is a bit more satisfying

Is it really?

I did my time in the hedonistic walk of life and found it empty and ultimately disappointing.

While I still enjoyed it I loved it though.

It's just more satisfying coming from the stance of "you'll never be good enough, someone invisible has to help you be good enough." That was the main thing that killed it for me. It's hard to maintain any sort of belief when the first step of salvation of said faith is something you completely disagree with. As I've spent time away from it, logic makes more sense than faith, even when I believed it Which is kinda the point, but I'm sure you get what I mean.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:It's just more satisfying coming from the stance of "you'll never be good enough, someone invisible has to help you be good enough." That was the main thing that killed it for me. It's hard to maintain any sort of belief when the first step of salvation of said faith is something you completely disagree with. As I've spent time away from it, logic makes more sense than faith, even when I believed it Which is kinda the point, but I'm sure you get what I mean.

I get what you mean.

I think that at a certain point, if you want to think about it seriously, the guilt sort of goes away if you really understand the doctrine though.

Romans 3:23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.

You're going to do stupid things, and that's why the guy showed up in the first place.

Not going to lie, all this talk of Dirty Churchy Deeds is making me really liking Church Girl again

I feel like many of the things I used to think were stupid aren't stupid anymore too. Many of the things I thought of as wrong were only wrong to me because someone else told me they were. To each their own though, as long as you're not murdering the masses and are happy it works. If you want to take it a step further, as long as you're being completely honest with yourself you'll know if it works or not.

In many peoples eyes they are one in the same. If you're weightlifting, people think, you're bulking up.

People also thought Mass Effect was a porn game and that D&D involved actual witchcraft.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I know more people that lost their virginity at church camp...

But do you know more who have attacked their cabin mates in a blind/ drunk/ panic attack stricken rage?

(In hind sight, probably wasn't drunk, but I am 90% sure it was a panic attack)


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Amaya wrote:People also thought Mass Effect was a porn game and that D&D involved actual witchcraft.

BUT THEY BOTH WERE!!!!

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I know more people that lost their virginity at church camp...

Interesting...I am actually thinking of going to church for the first time now.

"I'll get you laid, bro." ~God

Amen.

With your luck you'll get stuck at a boys only bible camp with only male teachers and administrators... and still lose your virginity. Heheh.