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I'd get mine removed if I could. It would be so much easier to wear skinny jeans.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I'd get mine removed if I could. It would be so much easier to wear skinny jeans.

Honestly Cannerus,just when I figure you can no longer surprise me...you do.

For this surgery you will need:

1x Secateurs
1x Cannerus' crotch
1x Plaster

Step 1 - Firmly grasp the object marked for removal.
Step 2 - Ensure that the secateurs fit neatly around siad object.
Step 3 - Apply pressure to the secateurs and complete the removal.
Step 4 - Apply plaster to the gaping wound.

Congratulations! You have just neutered your first Cannerus!

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Melissia wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Really? That's the secret plan? Elect a gay minority to power so that he can Piss off the faculty?

I do live in Texas, and this was like a fifty or sixty year old traditionalist, smarmy douchebag.

A Frazzled, a Cannerus and a Melissia go to a bar... PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER BEFORE PROCEEDING

Fix'd.

I forget what she said exactly, but she made reference to hearing or seeing something "when she was a kid" that leads me to believe she's 20 at least. If I'm off, I'm off >.>

I'm more than old enough to drink. I just choose not to.

My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Clearly you don't have to pay enough bills. Let me send you some of mine. You'll be slamming tequila in no time yea baby yea!

Everclear, after all, its 8.00AM somewhere.

Meh. ^.^
Anyway anyone think its slowed how most people in the world are captivated by a show that is so unholy it makes your eyes, ears, and your private parts die? Jersey Shore. No joke, its so bad it fails

Dude I live for that show. Its like watching a car wreck every week. Awesome.

Not everyone drinks because their life is pathetic. It really can make things fun and help to get your mind off the big stuff I can have plenty of fun without it, but sometimes things are extra fun with it. Regardless, let's make this happen! Since Melissia is the picky one, where are we going?

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I don't drink, because if I do, I have to go into the hospital because I'm allergic to grains!

It's Vodka and Rum for me, boys!

Medium of Death wrote:

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I tried it. Twice. I can't take my alcohol and end up puking before anyone else is beyond slightly tipsy. Not even gunna pretend I can take it, but I do know alcohol =/= a good time for me

Think of the damage of just putting Frazzled, Cannerus and Melissia in the same room, let alone with drink. I can't wait!

chowderhead13 wrote:It's Vodka and Rum for me, boys!

Aroo!

Avatar 720 wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I tried it. Twice. I can't take my alcohol and end up puking before anyone else is beyond slightly tipsy. Not even gunna pretend I can take it, but I do know alcohol =/= a good time for me

Hey man, try this:




(NOTE: Chowderhead13 does not approve of illegal drug use. AT ALL. Or cigarettes. Or Jersey shore. Or anything named Jersey for that matter. I'm looking at you cows.)

chowderhead13 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I tried it. Twice. I can't take my alcohol and end up puking before anyone else is beyond slightly tipsy. Not even gunna pretend I can take it, but I do know alcohol =/= a good time for me

Hey man, try this:




(NOTE: Chowderhead13 does not approve of illegal drug use. AT ALL. Or cigarettes. Or Jersey shore. Or anything named Jersey for that matter. I'm looking at you cows.)

Dear lord...at between $16,000-$22,000 dollars a kilo you are staring at a small fortune right there.

FITZZ wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I tried it. Twice. I can't take my alcohol and end up puking before anyone else is beyond slightly tipsy. Not even gunna pretend I can take it, but I do know alcohol =/= a good time for me

Hey man, try this:




(NOTE: Chowderhead13 does not approve of illegal drug use. AT ALL. Or cigarettes. Or Jersey shore. Or anything named Jersey for that matter. I'm looking at you cows.)

Dear lord...at between $16,000-$22,000 dollars a kilo you are staring at a small fortune right there.

My small fortune...

(NOTE: Chowderhead13 does not approve of illegal drug use. AT ALL. Or cigarettes. Or Jersey shore. Or anything named Jersey for that matter. I'm looking at you cows.)

Yeah, I'd rather avoid the belligerent drunks, too, but for entirely different reasons which have far less comedic value.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I tried it. Twice. I can't take my alcohol and end up puking before anyone else is beyond slightly tipsy. Not even gunna pretend I can take it, but I do know alcohol =/= a good time for me

Hey man, try this:




(NOTE: Chowderhead13 does not approve of illegal drug use. AT ALL. Or cigarettes. Or Jersey shore. Or anything named Jersey for that matter. I'm looking at you cows.)

Holy gak

Avatar 720 wrote:

JohnHwangDD wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Why is there a growing necessity for men to be the ones to approach the opposite sex?

Because being a man involves having enough sack to just do it?

Sack =/= Man

What about post-ops who had it removed? They're still a genetic male.

If you wait until after April 6th, I'll be able to answer that!

Technically speaking, about one in every 1000 males are XYY, and one in every one thousand females are XXX, as far as sex chromosomes go, with no distinguishable physical differences.

So they could be genetically mutants but physically normal. there's some tendency towards learning disorders associated with them though.

Melissia wrote:My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Hey now... Oh wait. "Need". Nevermind.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:

Melissia wrote:
My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Easy now, a small nation of belligerent drunks are quite content to enjoy ourselves this way. Don't knock it, 'til you've tried it.

I tried it. Twice. I can't take my alcohol and end up puking before anyone else is beyond slightly tipsy. Not even gunna pretend I can take it, but I do know alcohol =/= a good time for me

Hey man, try this:




(NOTE: Chowderhead13 does not approve of illegal drug use. AT ALL. Or cigarettes. Or Jersey shore. Or anything named Jersey for that matter. I'm looking at you cows.)

I'd die so happy

I mean, of natural causes since I stopped all those horrible drugs from being trafficked.

daedalus wrote:

Melissia wrote:My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

Hey now... Oh wait. "Need". Nevermind.

Yeah, if I wanted to get drunk, I could. I don't. There's really nothing I can do drunk that I actually WANT to do that I wouldn't enjoy just as much, if not more, sober.

Mind you, I think the idea of "get drunk and wake up in a stranger's bed" to be very undesirable, but perhaps that is a weird opinion to hold I don't know.

I honestly used to feel the same way, but it really is fun to let loose and it doesn't have to be dangerous. I've never vomited from any substance use and the worst I've ever done is say a couple of embarrassing things. Not that I think someone has to to enjoy life, but it sure doesn't hurt

I enjoy life plenty as it is. But then, I'm a total nerd, reveling every day my nerdery.

Melissia wrote:I enjoy life plenty as it is. But then, I'm a total nerd, reveling every day my nerdery.

The first step to overcoming this addiction is to admit that you have a problem in the first place. We can't advance the recovery process any further until you admit that this nerdiness is having a serious impact on your life.

Melissia wrote:I'm more than old enough to drink. I just choose not to.

My life isn't so pathetic that I need to get drunk to enjoy it ^.^

You don't need to get drunk to enjoy life with drinks.

Indeed, sometimes, the drink itself is enjoyable.

Me, I'm partial to a smooth sippin' whiskey.


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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I'd get mine removed if I could. It would be so much easier to wear skinny jeans.

Marry the "right" girl, and you'll pay her for the privilege of her doing it to you...

(reminds me of the time when GW held LA Games Day in the same hotel as a NOW convention. Never in my life have have I seen such pathetically whipped "not-men". But I guess for those women, their little not-men are like trophies to be displayed to one another.)

Just why god. Why would a woman do this?!?!?!?!

Melissia! Get in here! We need you!

For a sec I thought that was your new Avatar. It's no less colourfull or disturbing.

Emperors Faithful wrote:For a sec I thought that was your new Avatar. It's no less colourfull or disturbing.

Trust me, I'm not a teenage girl.

Anyway, how do they even get those words on there? They have no photoshop experience, and they have the intelligence of a dead squirrel, and she's had...

I'm getting ahead of myself.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:For a sec I thought that was your new Avatar. It's no less colourfull or disturbing.

Trust me, I'm not a teenage girl.

Pretty sure you are, but we can talk about that later. Call me.